The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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"Just a clip with nothing added that he didn't make? GUESS WHAT THE ORIGINAL YTMND WAS, dumbasses." Wrong. Unless there was some other place where you could find a looping Sean Connery quote combined with that tiled image. It's not the fact that he didn't make the audio that's the problem, it's the fact that the ONLY thing he contributed was a text transcription of the audio we can already hear. Max invented the bizarre-yet-brilliant idea of repeating "YTMND" over and over with that image & text.
Even without the debates over what makes a true YTMND it's still lame, because instead of just having all the text right there, you have to sit through the GIF and hope everything syncs up correctly. Basically, just listening to the MP3 itself would be better in every possible way. So it's unoriginal AND counterintuitive, even self-defeating.
And for the record, I would be giving this 1 star even without the "viewhacking" stuff. I really just think it's a terrible YTMND.
"To those who say it's hall of fame'd, it's only like that because it's top viewed, not good." also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, mods, kill this site.also, c*cks
how come people cant get it through their thick heads that the reason this site is getting so many views is because there is an INSANE amount of people linking to this site. there is nothing anyone can do, Sphonix is not going to delete the site because it got hall of famed.
and i cant possibly imagine what Sphonixs PM inbox looks like, i bet its so bad he could make a funny YTMND about it.
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instead of crying about this site and it's rapid advance to the #1 spot, people should be applauding this site and all the traffic it has to brought to YTMND, since this sites creation YTMND has seen more traffic than ever..that means more viewers and donations(maybe).
so quit your bitching and be gratefull.
OK this got real old real fast, yeah it was funny for something taken from somewhere else and adding readable text to it but hey, it's run it's course... Dec. 3 2006 and 38k hits on google? lol burn this sh*t or delete the site, i really dont care what you to it, the views it got earlier made sense but now this has become an ill-gotten way to reach first place, since it will pretty soon, It'll feel like de-throwing the Zelda Game for the SNES on the original Power Charts in Nintendo Magazine
Image Origin: Made Myself
Sound Origin: Digg, http://joshualowry.vox.com, Bob and Tom Show
Preview: HowtoprankaTelemarketer
Description: This is how you conduct a prank phone call.
Keywords:
Prank Phone call Murder Homicide Telemarketer Digg Tom Mabe
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Site Title: How to prank a Telemarketer
Site Domain: HowtoprankaTelemarketer.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2006-10-14 08:43:37
Image Origin: Made Myself
Sound Origin: Digg, http://joshualowry.vox.com, Bob and Tom Show
Preview: HowtoprankaTelemarketer
Description: This is how you conduct a prank phone call.
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2006-10-14 08:49:19
snops
5 stars
lo
ume
1 star
by a really crappy game... (Insert crappy SNES game here)... and I don't
want to see it come to that, but hey, this is the internet and this is
YTMND... DO we have any control over anything once a site is up an not
deleted by administrators? No...
2006-12-03 22:39:57
Comradeboris
0 stars
In Russia we BURN OLD THINGS TO GHOST AND ASH!
2006-12-03 22:53:41
cyclonus
5 stars
I can't believe how many dipsh*ts there are on ytmnd now. Do you morons
realize this has so many views because people (who don't give a sh*t about
ytmnd or even know what it is) are emailing it and forwarding it to all
their friends?
2006-12-03 22:58:55
Right
0 stars
People are jsut bitter because this is the kinda dull dopy thing that
people DO send to lots of freinds. Ironic, since it will probably draw a
lot more people to the site. But maybe a lot of new people is a bad
thing... well, I think the views per day is doing down a little...
2006-12-03 23:29:14
ApokalFTW
1 star
cyclonus,
While i do not think this site is funny, or worthy of its status. To all the people saying other HOFs took alot of work and creativity.......Emo song? Internet is for Porn? Even picard. all three cases someone took someone elses song and put it to an image and became the most viewed/hall of fame. This is no different, you just don't like change, if this is unoriginal, then half the things you are mad this passed are unoriginal too.
"I can't believe how many dipsh*ts there are on ytmnd now. Do you morons
realize this has so many views because people (who don't give a sh*t about
ytmnd or even know what it is) are emailing it and forwarding it to all
their friends?" Yeah and I 1d it back when it was on U&C. I didn't think it was funny then and I still don't, and anybody who comes here to see this is using bandwidth that could be used for another epic maneuver.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
This is a sh*t ytmnd unworthy of all these views, commence downvoting.
Internet nerds having their heads explode over something so trivial is funny as hell. Here's an idea... take off the nerd-O-glasses and find yourselves some girlfriend you f*ggots. Before your blood pressure rises and your penis explodes for the love of God get yourselves a girlfriend and quit worrying about stupid sh*t. I of course had to FAV this just to make these people have heart attacks. INTERNET NERDS FTW
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Hmmmm there has to be some kind of "fixed" views with this site, for
instance it doesn't seem to get as many views on weekends but on weekdays
it florishes like crazy.
Thats because average joe sits at work and reads his email/myspace/whatever on weekdays -- "omg look at this funny prank-call larry from accountings just sent me"
"Hmmmm there has to be some kind of "fixed" views with this site,
for instance it doesn't seem to get as many views on weekends but on
weekdays it florishes like crazy. Thats because average joe sits at
work and reads his email/myspace/whatever on weekdays -- "omg look at this
funny prank-call larry from accountings just sent me"" my thoughts exactly
Also, one for lagging my computer with all of the comments. You know what I find funny, you hypocrits? I recall that not too long ago, we were happy to see a telemarketer pwn a disgruntled person that he called, and now you take so much pleasure in laughing with the rest of the crowd at the misfortune of someone else in the same market, just trying to do their job. Also, not original. I'm tired of the "radio rips."
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"You moron; WE can't stop it. Its views are tapering away because I'm sure
the bulk of the the people this was linked to on all 250000000 sites have
already seen it. "100k views a day and yet no donations to this site.. odd"
Are you being serious? Honestly.."
So basically youre saying...
everyone on the internets already seen it.
Pretty sad.
Sphonix, I'm not trying to be cruel, and I know it's every YTMNDer's dream to some day be the best... or at least comment a lot, but you need to end this, and I think you can see that. I don't accuse you of view hacking, though I do accuse this site of ruining what YTMND has come to stand for this past years. If we don't get variety, then this will be the only site to completely obliterate all others, and you'll never see another in the top spot. I guarantee that, considering that more and
more people will link it every day, and those same people will get their friends to watch it who have never even heard of YTMND, and the cycle will continue. I admit that the Blue Ball Machine isn't a great gif, and that's not my point here. If you end this now, people will stop continuing to insult you, despite the fact that you've only made a transcript to go with the audio. The best thing you can do, I believe, is make a new site that redirects fans of the clip to the actual radio show's website, so that
they can listen to it there. If you really feel the need to preserve the transcript, I would ask you to move it somewhere else, and include that info in the new YTMND you make as well. I realize that neither the mods nor Max will touch you with a thirty foot pole at this point, so I'm asking you directly. I don't one this out of hatred for you, but for what it has come to bring. Please, consider what I've said.
"Apparantly I 4'd this previously. I'm stealing back 3 stars for taking over
the site and because you have yet to explain how your site could possibly
get this many views." You're sh*tting me? Please tell me you are, nobody can be this damn stupid. Scroll up and look for the comments from the person's whose name is BLUE. OMG THIS IS TAKING OVER THE SITE BECAUSE IT TAKES UP ONE STOP IN ONE SECTION OF THE MAIN PAGE HOLY SH*T END OF THE WORLD REPENT YTMND IS GONE FOR SURE SPHONIX IS THE DEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
"SUN-WUKONG GO F*CK YOURSELF AND DIE HOW HAS THIS SITE RUINED WHAT YTMND
STANDS FOR YOU DIPSH*T. MAKE A SITE THAT ACCURATELY REFLECTS WHAT YTMND IS
ABOUT; OR ANY SITE FOR THAT MATTER, AND MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE A SH*T
WHAT YOU THINK. LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CAPTURE PEOPLES' ATTENTION" I can say what you said without cursing. ^_^ I know I can't make proper gifs at this point, so I just don't. I'd rather not contribute than submit sites that suck. Anyway, you're the only one who's responded to me, so you have
What the f*ck are you talking about? Honestly? You are a moron, good lord. I'm guessing you were taking a jab at my artisan-quality sites? And what, may I ask, do I have "little substancial evidence" of, exactly? Stop rambling on about stupid sh*t(like saying what I said without cursing, yeah cause I'm pretty sure anyone who is literate could, but even they could probably do it without f*ggy anime faces). I, on the other hand, have important things to do, like make even more comments in this site.
Even though I'm one of the disbelievers in the viewcount, I don't believe that this site somehow precludes variety. Sun-Wukong said: "If we don't get variety, then this will be the only site to completely obliterate all others." Firstly, this site actually ADDS variety to YTMND, even if that variety is in the form of unwelcomed ebaum-like sh*t. And secondly, I don't get how this site "obliterates" all others. Perhaps you could explain that further.
It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.
Do unto others what has been done to me,
Do unto others what has been done to you.
I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Release in this sodomy.
For one sweet moment I am whole.
Do unto me now what has been done to me,
Do unto me now what has been done.
You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come on a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
Release in this sodomy.
For I am your witness and
blood and flesh can be trusted.(X2)
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind.
Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.
( Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.) *
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
sh*t, blood, and cum on my hands.
I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.(X6)
Obliterate here meaning that it will prevent any other YTMND from achieving hall of fame status because of its extreme amount of hits. That, and the recent spurt of the Kramer fad. That can't be helping. These days, when a fad hits, several "good" sites are made, and none stand out. This isn't even part of a fad, and it's crushing them all. Perhaps I should quit my conjecture, or perhaps we could think of reasons to change my vote to two? I dunno. You tell me.
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"downvoters of the world, unite! Lets downvote this ebaums sh*t back to the
stone age!" Watch out, we've got a revolutionary on our hands! Come on guys, keep downvoting this! I'm sure when it's rating goes down high enough....nothing will happen.......and it will stay in the Hall of Fame and Top Viewed..oh wait..but hey, maybe a mod will be moved by your passion and take it off anyway!
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