The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.
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I like ytmnds made from other sites, simply because I don't visit those other sites. YTMND is pretty much the only humor site I visit now. All these YTMNDs that link to funny crap on other sites give me a chance to screen it, and if I like it, I may go see the original. YTMND, I see as a screening system for comedy on the internets. Therefor i 4 thee. Because 5's are for original content
What's funny is, this was played at a meeting at work today (I work at a large call center), and we were analyzing the call to gain a perspective of how to handle situations in...yeah well they had some long description to justify spending a 5 minute portion of our meeting listening to this, but we all knew it was just to laugh our asses off.
So, the same dudes that don't find this funny, that downvote, think NEDM is the bees' knees. You downvoters are retarded! This is ORIGINAL CONTENT, not Dr l337 or lol internet or NEDM, whatever faddish bullsh*t you vote 5 over because it's the current fad of the week. It isn't a coincidence 99.9% of the downvoters make retarded fad ytmnds for lols. Retards like you downvoters are the reason Cheapalert threatened to leave. I hope you all realise this and pull your HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES before it's too late
"You downvoters are retarded! This is ORIGINAL CONTENT, not
Dr l337 or lol internet or NEDM, whatever faddish bullsh*t you vote 5 over
because it's the current fad of the week." In what way is this pathetic trite "original content"? As stated, this is the kind of stupid garbage I can find every week on Ebaumsworld. But guess what? I don't come to YTMND so I can enjoy the OH SO HILARIOUS comedy of Ebaumsworld. Get f*cked in the ass, f*ggot.
"You downvoters are retarded! This is ORIGINAL CONTENT, not
Dr l337 or lol internet or NEDM, whatever faddish bullsh*t you vote 5 over
because it's the current fad of the week. It isn't a coincidence 99.9% of
the downvoters make retarded fad ytmnds for lols. Retards like you
downvoters are the reason Cheapalert threatened to leave. I hope you all
realise this and pull your HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES before it's too late"
God All the SHlT that you said makes not F*CKlNG SENSE AT ALL. This is not original.
Boy, this thing is all over the Internet. I was in my local series of tubes this morning and I found this YTMND linked to on a zillion different websites. By now, everyone's seen it, even you, sitting there in your cubicle surreptitiously viewing YTMND's during work hours and praying your supervisor doesn't catch you.
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I'm not going to vote on this, but I'm going to say that it's been on top for too long. It's definitely a funny prank call, but it's just not original content. The same can be said about almost everything found on YTMND, but at least a lot of the time the creators put their original twists on those sound files and images to add some originality. Entertaining, which is why I won't downvote it, but it's time for this site to go. I honestly don't see that happening though; it's being linked far too much.
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That I got no mind to lose all the girls are in love with me Im a teenage lobotomy
Slugs and snails are after me ddt keeps me happy now I guess Ill have to tell em
That I got no cerebellum gonna get my ph.d. Im a teenage lobotomy
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! ddt did a job on me now I am a real sickie guess Ill have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose all the girls
Sphonix you say 72 sites host this. Well I just googled it just now. How many references to this site did I find? It's way more than 72! There are about 9,690 sites that link to this! This is just ridiculus! This site has become a cancer for YTMND and THAT'S NO GOOD AT ALL! It's time you take down this site once and for all!
Plus, I'd like to mention that, for how many linkings it's gotten, most of them are just random blogs (*gasp* try clicking a few of the links in Google, oh noez), and unless Sphonix is really social, it's illogical to say that the views are his fault. Hell, I linked it twice myself to friends via AIM, this is just one of those hit-or-miss things.
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