The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer  
Created on: October 14th, 2006
  Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.
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Vote metrics:
| rating | total votes | favorites | comments | 
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| (3.4) | 7,626 | 1,651 | 4,938 | 
View metrics:
| today | yesterday | this week | this month | all time | 
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| 56 | 93 | 318 | 1,146 | 9,663,939 | 
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   this site was funny the first time i saw it, buts not something i want to see over and over again. although it would suck *ss to delete a site with this many views. you need to get rid of it. people are starting to hate you over what is really a fluke. you are the only one who can destroy this site, max cant delete it because youre getting views legally. i cant even vote on this site because it was funny the first time i saw it, but now everyone hates it with a f*cking passion. in short  
    
   
   "You ruined YTMND - Max, you supported it" LOL, this takes up one space, in one section of the front page. Wow. Get over it. Lol@the people yelling in comments not to view this. Not like 99.9% of the daily views come from the readers of whatever websites or blogs this was reposted on. I hope this does pass up blueball. What the f*ck is so great about that ytmnd? Nothing, a gif from another site + peewee herman music, WOW HOW INNOVATIVE AND CREATIVE IT'S SUCH A MASTERPEICE.  
    
   
   OMG.. f*cking view hacks. the views were at 70,000 6 minutes 32 seconds ago, its f*cking literal hacks man. and plus this is a good site dont get me wrong, but its not something id watch over n over n over n over n over again for hours n hours (LIKE EVERYONE DID FOR THE BLUE BALL MACHINE, AND U NO IT) plus theres one main difference between bluee ball machine and how to prank a telemarketer, blue ball was actually ON THE TOP 5 FOR ALL ITS PRIME!!! and its a very good classic. SO PLEASE STOP WITH THE HACKS!  
    
   
   1 because I don't view this as the true spirit of YTMND. I mean, it's a decent YTMND and all, good even. Normally worth a 4 or 5 from me. However, I don't think it's right that it's getting so many hits and so much popularity due to mostly out of site linking when I believe other sites deserve that so much more. *shrug*  
    
   
   There are way too many links for this thing on google, how is this fair for others, I mean like over 2 million views in just one month? I really think something should be done. over 21,500 links OUTSIDE of YTMND, and growing, sure it may be funny, but I think it's a little TOO much. I say re-create the site and destroy this one to get rid of the links on google and start anew.  
    
   
   WHOA
Alright, there seems to be a lot of people downvoting this, and I know exactly why.
Creativity.
This YTMND is obviously not creative, that's why people don't want this to pass Blue Ball, which is creative. This is just an audio clip from another site, put onto YTMND.
It's still funny, but not creative.  
    
   
   Now, I know it's not your fault that this is getting ludicrously high views, or that it won't get off the front page, or that Max put it in the hall of fame. But for the love of everything in YTMND, please change this into some manner of ear rape. Perhaps make it seem normal for a while before suddenly spewing POLEND continuously? If you do this, I can guarantee you that you will be become a god unto YTMND. The entire world will unsuspectedly fall to your epic soundblasting.  
    
   
   ""I hope this does pass up blueball. What the f*ck is so great about that
ytmnd? Nothing, a gif from another site + peewee herman music, WOW HOW
INNOVATIVE AND CREATIVE IT'S SUCH A MASTERPEICE. "- This audio clip was on
another site,so you're contradicting yourself. K?" I'm not saying this site is creative at all, but I'm also saying that there is nothing special about blue ball factory. People regard blue ball factory like it's so creative, when in reality, about the same effort went into this as  for blue  
    
   
   "i still dont get why people want to delete this site.....why has it ruined
YTMND again, im really confused" Because apparently the minute section of the website this ytmnd takes up really gets under people's skin...people get raged thinking this guy viewhacked...it's an immensley successful ytmnd that took little to no effort...it passed up some of the classics...take your pick. There's nothing wrong with this at all...but damn people get angry over nothing berry easily. :-\  
    
   
   If anyone cares, this is my first non-5 vote in over 25,000 votes I've made
and in over 7 months.If anyone cares, this is my first non-5 vote in over 25,000 votes I've made
and in over 7 months.If anyone cares, this is my first non-5 vote in over 25,000 votes I've made
and in over 7 months.If anyone cares, this is my first non-5 vote in over 25,000 votes I've made
and in over 7 months.If anyone cares, this is my first non-5 vote in over 25,000 votes I've made
and in over 7 months.If anyone cares, this is my  
    
   
   Man, F*CK this site. People are defending this sh*t because it's funny, SURE it's funny. But if I rip an entire episode of the funniest Family Guy ever and post it with subtitles, is it 5 worthy just because it's FUNNY? NO! This site needs to be removed because it's being spread on the internet and viewhacked. It's NOT receiving these votes because it's a funny YTMND... These -5-'s are the same f*ggots that wank it to Ebaums after checking YTMND.  
    
   
   Bwhahaha this site is awesome, whats even better is all the losers who for some pathetic reason has attached their entire ego to some other ytmnd and are now crying a river because their site will become an internet phenomenon -- Because thats what this is, no viewhacking, just average Joe mailing it of this friends who are mailing it of to their friends.  
    
   
   "Bwhahaha this site is awesome, whats even better is all the losers who for
some pathetic reason has attached their entire ego to some other ytmnd and
are now crying a river because their site will become an internet
phenomenon -- Because thats what this is, no viewhacking, just average Joe
mailing it of this friends who are mailing it of to their friends."
-YTMND has never really been in a spotlite for more than 5 minutes, people here want things that are creative and that deserve to get asmanyvote.  
    
   
   "EPIC CHANGING MY VOTE FOR BAD REASONS MANEUVER! (Sorry bro, it was a five,
but I gotta' do this as a referendum, sorta' like how the midterms went,
nothing against you or the site cause I thought it was funny, but I do have
a problem with the thousands of idiots linking to this)"
Im sure Sphonix will wet his pillow with tears tonight because some people are downvoting his million views ytmnd.  
    
   
   I think that YTMND, as a community, needs to acknowledge that most of our humor is more of a cult following than a public affair, and that Sphonix got lucky and made a YTMND that the masses are finding hilarious as well.  We have no control over people linking to  this site, so the only thing we can do is wait for it to die out like the rest of the internet fads.  
    
   
   What f*cking losers.... more people whining and bitching about how their sites don't get enough attention because this one does.  BOO F*CKING HOO.  Grow the f*ck up Peter Pan.  This was a good idea, and congrats to you for your internet win.  You also win the prize... the f*gs who want to bitch and moan are just pissed off that they didn't think of it first.  Go on whacking off in the corner internet nerds, there's nothing to see here.  
    
   
   What f*cking losers.... more people whining and bitching about how their
sites don't get enough attention because this one does. BOO F*CKING HOO. 
Grow the f*ck up Peter Pan. This was a good idea, and congrats to you for
your internet win. You also win the prize... the f*gs who want to bitch
and moan are just pissed off that they didn't think of it first...
***dude he didn't think of it, he just found it off another site and made a ytmnd of it, f*ggot  
    
   
   "This was created October 14th? Dude, no way in one and a half months would
a site be picked up by 21,500 other sites..."
Yeah because we all know how much time it takes to link to a website, the pain, the agony and the hours to put the link togheter,  its not like you could just click a button and do it in two seconds time.  
    
   
   "I think that YTMND, as a community, needs to acknowledge that most of our
humor is more of a cult following than a public affair, and that Sphonix
got lucky and made a YTMND that the masses are finding hilarious as well.
We have no control over people linking to this site, so the only thing we
can do is wait for it to die out like the rest of the internet fads." couldnt have said it better myself  
    
   
   "I'm not one for downvoting, but this is quite overrated. Although it is
interesting audio, it isn't the author's unique work. There's nothing wrong
with that, but it doesn't deserve the same attention as something a bit
more personally original." Have you seen the top 10? only a few of them are 'original', most are borrowed images and sounds on a ytmnd.
While it does pain me to see this pass picard, it makes me even happier to see these people angry.  
    
   
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   Maininhaze you dipsh*t, neither this nor blue ball are that great, neither of them are creative or took any sort of effort to make. That's not to say they're both bad sites, funny, amuzing, maybe, but not that great. There's no war going on here, just more dipsh*ts like yourself angry because this site became an internet phenomena and takes up 1(now occasionaly2) spaces on the front page layout.  
    
   
   "You know this site really needs to get killed when BTape 1's it"  TRUTH also YTMND needs a Hall of Shame just for this site... this is not indicative of the collective mind that is YTMND.  If this had been on here the first time I saw this site I would never have come back, there's already an eBaumsworld.  
    
   
   it got hall of famed, so f*ck it, im 5'ing this site, because its not getting deleted. ever. the only thing to do now is watch this site become the #1 viewed site on YTMND. and for the love of God STOP SPAMMING, YOU THINK THIS SITE IS WASTING SPACE AND YOU ARE WASTING EVEN MORE SPACE WITH YOUR USELESS COMMENTS!  
    
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