The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer  
Created on: October 14th, 2006
 
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   This is, by far, in my opinion, the WORST ytmnd ever made. First of all you didn't make the audio, only a gif of captions, meriting you a 1-star rating already. But the audio clip is completely TERRIBLE. Sure, it may have had a couple of immature jokes, but those jokes were muffled by the innapropriate hysterical laughter of the radio hosts. I can't see how this site could have possibly gotten such a high rating after taking up the top viewed space for an entire month. Super 1'd.  
    
   
   This deserves to be Hall of Famed for the simple fact that it helps put YTMND on the map. It is FAMOUS and that is what the Hallf of Fame is for. If you look in the HoF it's already got tonnes of unoriginal crap in it. Like The Internet is for Porn (stolen audio with an unfunny  static picture), and Hilary Duff is a Nazi - wtf. that was just never funny at all.  
    
   
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   This YTMND doesn't help put us on the map.  It only kills bandwidth.  People are clicking this link from outside sources, and then they're closing it after hearing the audio.  They're not browsing YTMND afterwards; chances are most of them aren't even paying attention to the link that they're clicking.  And the few who do decide to browse YTMND after watching probably close it soon after.  Why?  These are two completely different types of humor.  Those who like this probably aren't interested in most YTMNDs.  
    
   
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   I hope this goes to No. 1 just to piss off the f*ggot downvoters who don't think it's fair that a site get votes. MAX IT'S MY TURN TO GET ON THE SEE-SAW WHAAAAAAAAH I'M A GIANT DOUCHE BABY WHO EATS SEMEN WHAAAAAAAAAH IT'S NOT FAIR OTHER PEOPLE ARE MORE POPULAR THAN ME IT SHOULD BE A LAW WHAAAAAAAAAH ALSO C*CKS.  
    
   
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   I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really tired of seeing this.  
    
   
   Starting a few weeks ago I began to remove a star for every week longer this was on here. i know a downvote doesn't suffiece to much with the amount of views this site is getting from outside sources anyway. I've heard speculation that this is in chain mails too. So please, i merely ask that you put some polend ear rape in there.  The effect of such an action would be amazing.  
    
   
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   you will delete this site for the good of ytmnd.
put your ego aside. you win. it's highly viewed, it's somewhat amusing, and you've gotten just over four stars. anything anyone could have hoped to achieve with a ytmnd has been accomplished by you and this page.
now for the love of max and all that is holy, DELETE THIS SITE.  
    
   
   Its amazing that such a bad ytmnd has so many views. The only effort in this was typing out the dialogue. Top viewed ytmnd's should be inventive and show real effort. 10 minutes of typing a script is not remotely worthy of top viewed for a DAY let alone anywhere near the all time most viewed ytmnds.  
    
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