The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.
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Initially funny, but it is the type of funny that will make you laugh 2, maybe 3 times you see it. Anything after that is just not funny. Most of the true classics crack me up to this day, so I agree they have their place. I would of probably voted 3 or 4 for this site, but I am sick of it and it's not in the spirit of this site.
I'm pretty sure Sphonix doesn't actually read any of these comments because he knows that they are being made by mindless downvoters who are so badly in need of a cause that they attack his site claiming to be defending truth, justice, and the YTMND way. It's been said countless times, but still it needs to be said again. Blue Ball Machine, while interesting as it is, required just as much work as this site: The guy used an image from another website and a sound from Peewee's Playhouse.
if you think Max is going to kill this, you're f*cking stupid. if you think the author gives a flying f*ck about your viewhax accusations, you're f*cking stupid. if you think that your sites capture the spirit of YTMND more than this, unless you think the spirit of YTMND is failing at life, you're f*cking stupid. conclustion -- you're f*cking stupid, the whole f*cking lot of you.
Oh man, the constant views. They must not be from regular YTMNDers. This reminds me of that time the All Your Base Calvin and Hobbes strip YTMND got linked by Fark. In fact, I think the following SomethingAwful.com thread (the first post of which goes to this YTMND) is to blame for this fiasco: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2201537&perpage=40&pagenumber=5
I love how you dorks swear this website is important. I mean it was funny like a year ago now every YTMND is crap. Half the people on here are racist, 1/4 accidently link to the site, and the other 1/4 are posting gay porn in thr forums. It's just another website that started out strong then was overrun by loads of sh*tty content. What an unfunny YTMND? NO WAY? OMG throw it in the pile with the rest. Get over yourselves, YTMND civil war... Get a f*cking life.
"The fact that "momthinksimcool" so eagerly supports this should make people
wonder..." Wonder what, moron? This site is favorite'd by 1134 people, but whatever. You clearly know what the "spirit of ytmnd" is, so much so that you downvoted all my sites, and left bullsh*t little comments on them that, frankly, made me laugh. I'd like to see you make at least 1 site until you continue to evaluate anything. Also, dipsh*t, it's not Dr-1337, It's Dr-L337
Why do people say cry more when it's obvious that they're not crying but in fact just angry, people who sasy that are just dumb retards who can't think of anything better to add on to piss off people other than yelling out profanity like:
"Cry more, f*cktards"-cyclonus
"Shut up about the f*cking site
being on top you goddamn whinebabies. WHO CARES f*ggot *ss nerds."-PsychicMilk
All you people who are calling others nerds and that aren't any better, because they may be offended about this site passing
All you people who are calling others nerds and that aren't any better, because they may be offended about this site passing classics, but you guys are offended that they even bring it up, and thus must write that they are "gay, f*ggots, nerds, those who can't get girlfriends, and whastoever"
How does trying to defend the originality of a site make you become a nerd, f*ggot who doesn't have a girl friend? The majority of people on this site are usually married and what not.
Just stop using profanity, all you people are really doing by calling others nerds and sh*t are just getting more people to read it, which gets more people angry, you aren't helping you're causes at all (if any for that reason). So stop using profanity and stuff, and you might realize that all the hype of this site passing so much will lessen.
But there's no reason for people to complain at all unless they can prove malfeasance. Saying "VIEWHAX!!1" over and over isn't proof. Getting pissy because it has so many votes is just stupid. It's been mentioned in the Washington Post, anyone that uses the Post's wire service and a whole sh*tload of blogs and websites, not to mention e-mail and IM and bulletin board wildfires. That's why it gets votes. If your website gets that kind of publicity, then you're going to be bound for Blue Ball land.
Meanwhile DR-L337 and others self-sponsor, which is in fact what the downvoters are claiming in theory (and I auto-1 auto-sponsors). But the complaining there is far lesser. This whole "spirit of YTMND" argument fails all the way around, because what is it? Still shots and movie quotes? F*ggy short films? Fad of the week? Saying "it's not fair" is stupid, because what the f*ck is unfair about it? Let everyone have the same amount of views or the same rating?
And look at the top 10 all time. At some point the haters rear their gay heads and demand it be deleted for viewhax/treachery/general whininess. Blue Ball, Picard, Emo Song, Batman, the whole lot. If you get more than 1,000,000 views, you're assumed a cheater and a f*ckhead. Now THAT'S not fair, but the irony or the coincidence is lost on them.
So getting a clip of Batman shaking like a retard and a song that makes retard noises is what you want to think of when you think YTMND? Or a few scattered emo losers with a moderately entertaining song pwning them? Or a borrowed SA graphic and a song from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? News flash: The most popular rarely equates to the best, and anyone here can point to 20 sites far better than ANY of the top 10.
There's more intelligent sites out there than ytmnd. Ytmnd is about dumb but smart stupid original humour. Yes we'd rather have batman shaking like an idiot to a song about gibberish than this. Prank phone calls can be found on virtually any comedy site, but only on ytmnd will you find batman spazzing out like a crazed baffoon repeatedly! :D
I changed my vote. I heard this at my friends house and they don't even go to YTMND. I don't know where they got it from but it obviously isn't only on YTMND and I am kinda upset they have to keep this on the top veiwed. I had 5 stars on it but you know, it's nothing like the classics. This is just beginning to bug me. I can't find the true humor in it anymore. Now, I know my sites are nothing compared to this, and there are alot of worse sites out there, but this isn't the best.
all you guys downvoting because you think this ytmnd shouldn't be on the hall of fame or whatever shouldn't be downvoting for that reason. and for that matter, all you guys upvoting to try to keep it on the hall of fame or whatever to combat the downvoters shouldn't be doing that either. the purpose of voting is to see if you like the goddamn thing or not.
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I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
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if [ -d $WORKDIR/CD1 -a -d $WORKDIR/CD2 ]; then
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fi
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In late 1994, Tammy, as Tamara Murphy, began appearing on "Live Event News" segments during World Wrestling Federation television shows where she would promote local WWF house show events. Tammy and Chris appeared on a handful of WWF shows as Team Spirit, a short-lived gimmick similar to (but pre-dating) the recurring Saturday Night Live "Spartan Cheerleaders" skit, and similar to the later "Spirit Squad". However, the gimmick never made its way on to television. By the summer of 1995, Tammy and Chris were renamed Sunny and Skip. They began appearing on WWF television as the heel fitness fanatics, The Bodydonnas. In 1996, she became America Online's most downloaded woman thanks to her risque pictorials that were offered exclusively from AOL. In 1996, she won two Slammy Awards, "Best Buns" and "Best Manager". She also won Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Manager of the Year Award. Sunny was also featured on Entertainment Tonight. Sunny then began an angle where she manipulated Phineas Godwinn of the World Tag Team
In between a brief stop for Xtreme Pro Wrestling in early 2000, both Tammy and Candido signed on with World Championship Wrestling. While in WCW, she managed Candido to a WCW Cruiserweight title win at Spring Stampede 2000 in her debut for the promotion. During her WCW run, she feuded with Paisley while Candido feuded with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea. The short-lived feud came to a conclusion at Slamboree 2000 when The Artist Formally Known as Prince Iaukea and Paisley stripped Tammy's dress off to reveal her undergarments. Her undergarments consisted of yellow colored hotpants and a midriff-bearing tube top. Shortly there after, Tammy began feuding with Daffney, but was released a few weeks later amid allegations of drug abuse in light of a syringe being found in the women's bathroom by one of the other females in the company. Sytch would later claim that the allegations were false
After being released from WCW, the duo landed in Xtreme Pro Wrestling where she managed Candido to a title (the XPW World Heavyweight Title) once again. Candido and Sytch would part ways with XPW and they started touring other independent wrestling promotions. In the meantime, Sytch formed a business relationship with Missy Hyatt and the two created the adult website Wrestling Vixxxens in July 2001. Along with a few other women loosely affiliated with wrestling at the time, they would pose nude for the website and charge people for it. Sytch justified her decision to pose nude by saying that she "left a little to the imagination" in contrast to the other girls posing for the site. Sytch later admitted that she was uncomfortable at times in regards to doing certain poses, especially in scenes in which she would be forced to pose in the buff. The one pose in which Sytch had no qualms about was in scenerios in which she simply wore a thong and pointed her amply-sized buttocks to the camera - which required no nu
In the spring of 2003, Sytch & Candido moved to Puerto Rico and were set to work for Victor Quinones' International Wrestling Association promotion. However, Sabu convinced them to work for Carlos Colon's rival World Wrestling Council promotion instead. The couple agreed on a two-year contract at $800 per week. However, their pay decreased with each passing week until they were only making $150. Within due time, they started having problems in regards to simply receiving paychecks. Meanwhile, they believed
In January 2004, Sytch announced on the USA Pro Wrestling message board that she was planning on retiring from the sport by the end of the year and that she was going to become a flight attendant. Sytch stated that she had lost her passion for the business because she believed it was cruel and demeaning in light of some fans' comments regarding her personal life and recent weight gain. In a 2004 interview, Candido cited that no matter how well she performed, people would only pay attention to her increased figure. [1] However, Sytch reneged on her word as she has appeared on several indy wrestling shows since then - and still continues to do so to this day. Sytch later stated that she was simply kidding in regards to becoming a flight attendant and that she didn't really mean it. A few months later, Sytch would engage herself in another outside-the-ring venture as she started running a tanning salon in May 2004. However, Sytch would leave the salon business one year later due to a business dispute.
On April 24, 2005 at the TNA Lockdown PPV, Candido fractured both his tibia and fibula and dislocated his ankle when Sonny Siaki landed awkwardly on his leg while performing a leg lariat. He underwent surgery on April 25 to have steel plates and screws inserted into his leg. Sytch picked Chris up from the airport and he was only given pain medication and no antibiotics, which are normally given after surgery. Candido wasn't feeling well and got worse during the day. Sytch ended up having to convince Chris to go to the hospital where he was diagnosed with pneumonia. Doctors wanted to drain Candido's lungs, but he didn't want to be sedated. The doctors eventually convinced Candido to go under while they drained his lungs. Twenty minutes later, doctors told Sytch that Candido had died. Candido died on April 28, 2005 due to, according to his brother Johnny Candito, acute pneumonia caused by complications from surgery to repair a broken ankle that he suffered at TNA pay-per-view.
Sytch made her first wrestling
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N*gg*r has a long history of controversy in literature. Carl Van Vechten, a
white photographer and writer famous as a supporter of the Harlem
Renaissance, provoked debate and some protest from the African American
community by titling his 1926 novel N*gg*r Heaven. The controversy centered
on the use of the word in the title and fueled the sales of the hit novel.
Of the controversy, Langston Hughes wrote: No book could possibly be as
bad as N*gg*r Heaven has been painted. And no book has ever been bettN*gg*r has a long history of controversy in literature. Carl Van Vechten, a
white photographer and writer famous as a supporter of the Harlem
Renaissance, provoked debate and some protest from the African American
community by titling his 1926 novel N*gg*r Heaven. The controversy centN*gg*r has a long history of controversy in literature. Carl Van Vechten, a
white photographer and writer famous as a supporter of the Harlem
Renaissance, provoked debate and some protest from the African American
communi
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