The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
Classic pure HTPAT. Accept no imitations.
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| (3.4) | 7,627 | 1,652 | 4,938 |
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for the record, it's a good site. people should stick to their votes. if they voted 5 the first time, they should keep it at a 5. no one is at fault for getting this site nearly a million views, its awesome. i wish some of my sites could get more views! Sphonix got really lucky that someone found this entertaining enough to post it all over the place, it's not fair to downvote his site for that. he did cite all his sources right away, like moheevi mentioned above. my original vote was 5, and it still is!
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I heard of this guy back about 5 years ago or so on the Drew and Mike show (for those in Detroit). They played a clip where he was called up by a female telemarketer and put the spiel on that he was trying to give a sperm sample because he and his wife couldn't get pregnant. So he's acting like he's jerkin it and the chick actually gets into it and says she'll call back.
Dude is crazy. Five alone for Tom.
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Well, I found this to be funny, but this at most should just be removed from the front page, but not hall of fame'd. All he did was take a phone call, and set the image to the transcript, synced. The user is not a theif...he cited his sources. If he is a thief, then I guess the user evers is a thief for taking the Milton image, max's a theif for taking the Connery image, and Sh*ttyMcSh*t is a thief for taking an well-known image of Picard. This is nothing ebaums related here folks.
The site creator is a pussy for not Polendizing this. I swear if I kept getting 50k+ views a day on ANYTHING linked from 298723894 places on the Internet I would instantly change my site to a Polend site just to laugh at everyone that visited it. Also, don't tell me that you didn't link this yourself at the start in order to spread it further. Last time I checked noone loves a YTMND so much that they go around posting it on 100+ popular sites. Otherwise many more YTMNDs would be getting these views.
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wow
you guys arnt jealous at all...
this guy shouldnt have to explain himself for having a website that was randomly popular. sh*t happens. theres no way he expected this, and its not like he went around trying to promote his site to boost his epeen. this is ytmnd not a f*cking art exhibit so lighten up a little
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"Some mod f*cking kill this site already, this is getting out of hand." You obviously don't understand that max will ban the mods if they do that. This piece of sh*t is lining his pockets. Those pockets that are supposedly too empty to support the site without popups yet can still fly his *ss out to Germany. And elsewhere to Europe back in the summer. And pay for a new design. Yeah he's real broke.
you f*ggots whine too much. OH NOES ITS SO UNFAIR THAT THIS SITE GETS VIEWS WHEN MY EPIC STEPHANIE MANUVER SITE DOESN'T MAX MAKE IT GO AWAY. F*ck that and f*ck you. It is what it is, and if you want it to go away, make the kind of sites that'll get those kind of votes. Otherwise, shove a tampon in your taco hole and shut the f*ck up
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everyone bitchin about this site is part of the 1/4 of america that is retarded
hes already said he couldnt help it, someone linked this from somewhere else, so its really outta his control, just let it run its course, itll die at some point
and leave max the f*ck alone about money issues, ya he went to Germany, woopdee f*cking doo, its not that expensive to fly to europe, hes doin what he can with this site without paying EVERYTHING outta pocket it.... atleast hes not ebaum
For any of you who still don't understand why people are downvoting this, Sphonix found a funny clip and posted it without making it funnier in any way. His site now has more views in the past 30 days than Syncan's most popular site (in almost a year) and THREE times as many views as MasterSitsu's most viewed site. It'd be like seeing Jar Jar win an Oscar or something (but at least Lucas created Jar Jar).
For any of you who still don't understand why people are downvoting this,
Sphonix found a funny clip and posted it without making it funnier in any
way. His site now has more views in the past 30 days than Syncan's most
popular site (in almost a year) and THREE times as many views as
MasterSitsu's most viewed site. It'd be like seeing Jar Jar win an Oscar or
something (but at least Lucas created Jar Jar).
jealous f*gs fail. why the hell should Max kill something that gets ytmnd a sh*tload of publicity and new eyes on the site? because you're upset that you don't get to play on the swings? i've seen ytmnd in places i NEVER thought i'd see it, because of this link. it's not a syncan or roy4l site, but neither is the original yourethemannowdog.com site. big f*cking suck my dick deal. move on, you anuses
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