Caufman's recent comments:

Caufman
July 12th, 2007
11:22:23 PM CDT
On on the site ?Bob Loblaw Law Blog
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Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.
Caufman
May 30th, 2007
4:39:53 AM CDT
On on the site ?Pirates Bay
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Wind at yer back, lads, wherever you go!
Caufman
May 18th, 2007
2:07:26 AM CDT
On on the site ?I LoVe YoU, Retarded Snorg T-Shirt Girl !!
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Damn, this girl has huge-ass teeth. I mean tits.
Caufman
May 15th, 2007
8:48:41 PM CDT
On on the site ?MGS 5: SOLID SNAKE'S CAT(pic edits by me)
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Hang in there, kitten.
Caufman
May 15th, 2007
8:45:37 PM CDT
On on the site ?How To Eat A Watermelon
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In a normal person's brain, there exist some sort of filter between the brain and the mouth to prevent nonsensical rambling. This may not exist for black people.
Caufman
May 14th, 2007
4:27:01 PM CDT
On on the site ?T-800 deployed in Iraq
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Are you sure that's not Detective John Kimble?
Caufman
May 14th, 2007
4:07:37 PM CDT
On on the site ?Obsolete Computer is NEVER OBSOLETE
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Computers run like this: if it can get you porn, then it's not obsolete.
Caufman
May 11th, 2007
7:01:34 PM CDT
Reply to Goneja's comment on the site ?(nsfw) "AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAH!"
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Uh, maybe you missed the point, Goneja, but this guy's uploading the entire Godfather into YTMNDs. I'd like you to show me where that's been done before.
Caufman
May 11th, 2007
5:13:36 PM CDT
On on the site ?Parker Gets Down
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It is so eerie when his pelvic thrusts matches the beat....
Caufman
May 7th, 2007
3:29:20 AM CDT
On on the site ?"How'd He Do That? My Father Made Him An Offer He Couldn't Refuse. What Was That? Luca Brasi Held A Gun To His He
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Best line in the series.
Caufman
May 7th, 2007
12:04:53 AM CDT
On on the site ?Peter mocks the Lord
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Catholics FTW
Caufman
May 6th, 2007
11:58:07 PM CDT
On on the site ?"My Father Helped Him With His Career. He Did? How? Let's Listen To The Song. No, Michael..."
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No, Michael.
Caufman
May 6th, 2007
11:55:55 PM CDT
On on the site ?Lazytown: Stingy looks up Stephanie
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Isn't that illegal, Stingy? Not unless you're 18!
Caufman
May 6th, 2007
11:50:21 PM CDT
Reply to pouriton's comment on the site ?(nsfw) Peter Pleases The Ladies
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Hah hah, yes. Wanna share a jail cell, Juicy?
Caufman
May 5th, 2007
8:19:14 PM CDT
On on the site ?T-Pain is the Predator
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Predator has soul.
Caufman
May 4th, 2007
4:10:23 PM CDT
On on the site ?fat man miracle with super hot girl
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Maybe she has a dog face or a small penis or something....
Caufman
May 3rd, 2007
12:10:38 PM CDT
On on the site ?Digital Evil Gathers for Attack
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Needs Marathon baddies.
Caufman
April 30th, 2007
12:13:58 AM CDT
On on the site ?I got a date with Eudora Welty!
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The back button on my browser froze and I had to listen to that for five minutes.
Caufman
April 30th, 2007
12:12:05 AM CDT
On on the site ?Thomas Hobbes diss
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Best kind of sex I've ever heard of. Mmmm, I likes it nasty!
Caufman
April 30th, 2007
12:08:23 AM CDT
On on the site ?I Think the Elf is Gay...
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Gimli is the real man. He's a dwarf everywhere except for where it counts.
Caufman
April 29th, 2007
6:01:57 PM CDT
On on the site ?OMG, not so secret Nazi Stephanie!
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By the way, the swastika is on backwards. A helpful reminder is that the swastika should make two Ss, like SS, instead of making two Zs.
Caufman
April 29th, 2007
5:54:34 PM CDT
On on the site ?OMG, not so secret Nazi Stephanie!
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Damn that's sexy. So what kind of Hell are they gonna send me to?
Caufman
April 27th, 2007
4:03:10 PM CDT
Reply to Burdell's comment on the site ?KILE BILE™
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Stfu Jackie Brown
Caufman
April 26th, 2007
7:14:38 PM CDT
On on the site ?KILE BILE™
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Wtf, scene is from Jackie Brown, dude.
Caufman
April 26th, 2007
1:13:08 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) AN EPIC ADVENTURE
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Epic Sandwich is not lacking any meat, I think.
Caufman
April 23rd, 2007
6:25:36 PM CDT
On on the site ?OMG Secret Jew Dollar
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I lolled, I cried, I remembered my heritage, and I jewed down a poor gentile.
Caufman
April 23rd, 2007
1:56:52 AM CDT
Reply to Caufman's comment on the site ?PTKFGS >: )
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Holy sh*t, Keaton, I think Max is trying to KILL YOU now. Also, needs an update: YesYes requires tears as well.
Caufman
April 23rd, 2007
1:30:41 AM CDT
On on the site ?I Wanna Be Your Lover
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Damn you, Sportacus. DAAAMN YOOOOU!
Caufman
April 23rd, 2007
1:14:26 AM CDT
On on the site ?PTKFGS >: )
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i dont get it lol make mor fun times
Caufman
April 22nd, 2007
4:17:24 PM CDT
On on the site ?A big surprise, im sure you'll like it
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Scene is from Pulp Fiction.