I LoVe YoU, Retarded Snorg T-Shirt Girl !!
Created on: May 17th, 2007
She's got that Natalie Portman smile going on, she's got a nice rack, she's got eyes that point in 2 different directions! She's the lovely (but retarded) girl from SnorgTees. Sigh.
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----------------Girls--------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------
I'm guessing the guy who started the site said something like, "You're totally hot. You should model my t-shirts." She responded with, "AWMAHGAWD". He then had sex with her, gave her a bowl of cereal, and dangled keys in front of her--all while giving her different t-shirts and, every hour or so, having sex with her again. By the way, I love this site.
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