Ah... if only 'twer true... I was totally ready to become a professional zombie hunter when I saw this page on my roommates computer back in early 06. But, it's a lie of course. I happened to glance at the address bar. I noticed that it was not from the BBC. Then came a search on internet scams, and my dreams of shotgun-filled happiness drifted away.
From sheer terror, I refused to imagine what that would look like... Sadly that innocence has now been stolen from me, like that bag of Halloween Candy when I was in 6th Grade... God Damn the internet. Anyways, 5 F*ckin' stars for making this, It's goddamn disturbing, but someone had to do the joke.
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