John Hammond has a flair for the dramatic (refresh if sync fails)
Necronomicon 
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Only a Spaceball could design a park full of genetically-engineered dinosaurs and think it would be safe for children.
Spaceballs, Jurassic Park
Spaceballs, Jurassic Park + edits

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Necronomicon
September 20th, 2006
8:09:41 PM CDT
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People tend to have trouble with my gifs syncing, so try refreshing if it's out of sync.
Hamburga
September 20th, 2006
8:10:27 PM CDT
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[APPROVED]
Volkssturm
September 20th, 2006
8:11:28 PM CDT
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I'm confused but whatever
buttsecks100
September 20th, 2006
8:11:31 PM CDT
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I don't want to refresh.
Crimmyblues
September 20th, 2006
8:12:02 PM CDT
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lawl,hammond.
Turkishpapering
September 20th, 2006
8:12:17 PM CDT
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5'd, but how bout one where its just hammond :)
ChibiGoku
September 20th, 2006
8:12:27 PM CDT
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...O_o
ChibiGoku
September 20th, 2006
8:13:04 PM CDT
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And for some reason, voting on this fails...
somebodyelse
September 20th, 2006
8:13:43 PM CDT
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She's gone from suck to blow!
TheHypnotist
September 20th, 2006
8:14:55 PM CDT
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Hahahaha, brilliant!
ChibiGoku
September 20th, 2006
8:15:47 PM CDT
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Ok, THERE we go.
bartoron
September 20th, 2006
8:16:45 PM CDT
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LOL
capungo
September 20th, 2006
8:16:45 PM CDT
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LOL... just LOL....
geegee
September 20th, 2006
8:16:59 PM CDT
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just about anything with Jurassic Park is a win
Feedrosie
September 20th, 2006
8:18:54 PM CDT
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For the win
Waser2
September 20th, 2006
8:20:37 PM CDT
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loved it
Wasamonster
September 20th, 2006
8:22:44 PM CDT
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5 for spaceballs.
divsky
September 20th, 2006
8:25:34 PM CDT
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You fail. Please try again. ^_^
Stiggy
September 20th, 2006
8:27:36 PM CDT
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I quite like your description. It sounds like I'm reading Goofus and Gallant.
syncan
September 20th, 2006
8:27:37 PM CDT
(1)
Holy f*cking sh*t, it's Mega-Maid, Jesus Christ, what the f*ck!
BrokenVisage
September 20th, 2006
8:29:39 PM CDT
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*waits for John Hammond wants his burrito YTMND*
Necronomicon
September 20th, 2006
8:32:37 PM CDT
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Don't think that didn't occur to me, Visage. I was originally just going to a loop of Hammond drumming, but I knew if I did, someone would do a burrito knockoff. I guess they still might, but I made it tougher for them.
SubmissiveTrout
September 20th, 2006
8:34:54 PM CDT
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F*ck, even in the future nothing works... except this site
Tyler2k
September 20th, 2006
8:37:07 PM CDT
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BEST...SITE...EVER...well, actually...SECOND...BEST...SITE...EVER!
Improviser
September 20th, 2006
8:45:50 PM CDT
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hot...too hot
LovePeaceEquality
September 20th, 2006
8:56:43 PM CDT
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Excellent Work =)
hanktherapper
September 20th, 2006
8:57:51 PM CDT
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need more YTMNDs like this.
Qoht
September 20th, 2006
9:07:45 PM CDT
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Good job.
Eldebo
September 20th, 2006
9:22:11 PM CDT
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Excellent xref
Twinsen
September 20th, 2006
9:30:45 PM CDT
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GOOD!
sironyx
September 20th, 2006
9:33:11 PM CDT
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That is... awesome.
sTaRFaCe
September 20th, 2006
9:33:27 PM CDT
(-1)
Whatsa matta you?
lacclolith
September 20th, 2006
9:40:12 PM CDT
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It's Megamaid, sir! She's gone from Suck to Blow!
Armitage112
September 20th, 2006
9:40:52 PM CDT
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I LOL'd. Therefore, this wins.
sockmonkeh
September 20th, 2006
9:47:05 PM CDT
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yeay john hammond
Goneja
September 20th, 2006
9:52:26 PM CDT
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this is so brilliant. deserves #1 spot.
deliverance8
September 20th, 2006
9:59:13 PM CDT
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Jurassic Park AND Space Balls... brilliance.
Anirowned
September 20th, 2006
10:05:48 PM CDT
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R U SYRUIZ
MarKSlamS
September 20th, 2006
10:06:18 PM CDT
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Spaceballs FTMFW. "I'm surrounded by *ssh*l*es! Keep firing, *ssh*l*es!"
Chichiri
September 20th, 2006
10:09:03 PM CDT
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You win, good day sir.
Necronomicon
September 20th, 2006
10:10:32 PM CDT
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XD @ Anirowned. Someone has a long memory.
kingstefan
September 20th, 2006
10:12:41 PM CDT
(1)
Haha more JP/Hammond/Goldblum/Nedry sites plz
sexymofo
September 20th, 2006
10:19:38 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
secksymofo
September 20th, 2006
10:20:15 PM CDT
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
jorrar
September 20th, 2006
10:20:54 PM CDT
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"more JP/Hammond/Goldblum/Nedry sites plz" Seconded
Kacen
September 20th, 2006
10:22:12 PM CDT
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Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Kacen
September 20th, 2006
10:23:03 PM CDT
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lol, John Hammond fad.
Kacen
September 20th, 2006
10:24:16 PM CDT
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Someone definatly needs to make a YTMND of him just going "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum" in a continuous loop.
Necronomicon
September 20th, 2006
10:30:05 PM CDT
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Like I said, I was originally planning to do just that. But it wasn't as good as I hoped (the background music screws up the loop a lot), so I thought this up instead.
n4rvst
September 20th, 2006
10:30:16 PM CDT
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sh*tty ytmnd
Tropps
September 20th, 2006
10:38:08 PM CDT
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Space Balls wasn't funny and neither was this YTMND
MU5E
September 20th, 2006
10:38:15 PM CDT
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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
Atomsk88
September 20th, 2006
10:39:42 PM CDT
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Space Balls + Jurassic Park = 5 + Fav!!
Doodan
September 20th, 2006
10:39:58 PM CDT
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BRILLIANT!
kayeno17
September 20th, 2006
10:46:23 PM CDT
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lolololol
SoundJester
September 20th, 2006
10:52:27 PM CDT
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Ludicrous!
undecided1
September 20th, 2006
10:55:56 PM CDT
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jurrasic park = 5 almost always
Necronomicon
September 20th, 2006
11:04:22 PM CDT
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It is a fun fad, isn't it? Probably because it's so broad.
Atomsk88
September 20th, 2006
11:13:25 PM CDT
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I like how there's users who think they know a good ytmnd when they see one, but for some reason, they don't have any ytmnds themselves.
dedcat
September 20th, 2006
11:56:43 PM CDT
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brilliant
GodRMK
September 20th, 2006
11:57:55 PM CDT
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Have Chris Hammond duel it out with Chris Farely in a game of Donkey Konga
Gunndar
September 21st, 2006
12:10:20 AM CDT
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F*CKING WIN
kryptoknightmare
September 21st, 2006
12:14:25 AM CDT
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So random...fantastic!
SovietRussia
September 21st, 2006
12:57:24 AM CDT
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Very nice.
Zenderfal
September 21st, 2006
1:44:13 AM CDT
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YOU WIN THE INTERNETS
mecha-man
September 21st, 2006
2:05:14 AM CDT
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Needs more Gen. Hammond.
sirlancelot88
September 21st, 2006
3:20:08 AM CDT
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5 for Richard Attenboroguh.
will1000
September 21st, 2006
3:40:47 AM CDT
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lolololololol!
playtheshovels
September 21st, 2006
4:23:18 AM CDT
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I SMELL NEW FAD
DarthErik
September 21st, 2006
8:45:47 AM CDT
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This is the first time I've actually laughed out loud at a YTMND in a while. Good job.
CaptainRescue
September 21st, 2006
8:49:13 AM CDT
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That's awesome!
zodtgr8
September 21st, 2006
8:59:01 AM CDT
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winnar!
KangarooKirby
September 21st, 2006
9:01:37 AM CDT
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Holy crap! 2 of my all time favorite movies thrown together! WIN!
CireDark
September 21st, 2006
9:47:47 AM CDT
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Win!
Keyblademaster99
September 21st, 2006
10:53:35 AM CDT
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As broad as it may be, the JP fad is still, well, a fad.
Aramek
September 21st, 2006
3:38:16 PM CDT
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Flawless. ^_^
ashpoop
September 21st, 2006
6:09:00 PM CDT
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OMG THIS ROCKS.
johnhammond
September 21st, 2006
6:42:06 PM CDT
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yes. you are correct, I do have quite a flair for the dramatic
willismaximus
September 21st, 2006
7:21:56 PM CDT
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win
raddrew2001
September 21st, 2006
9:12:23 PM CDT
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epic!!!!!! well edited
FuzzyDuck
September 21st, 2006
11:15:05 PM CDT
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nice
HatTruck
September 22nd, 2006
12:00:58 AM CDT
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Wow! Great talent and skill with adobe illustrator. I really liked the Hammond character. The editing is especially good. The mega maid gave it a good twist. Brilliant! I wish I could have thought of this.
Necronomicon
September 22nd, 2006
12:02:37 AM CDT
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Why would you assume I'm using Adobe? I can't afford that sh*t, and unlike most people, I actually think stealing it is unethical. My tools are super ghetto, man.
HatTruck
September 22nd, 2006
12:17:21 AM CDT
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lol we all know you stole adobe
Goneja
September 22nd, 2006
5:00:14 PM CDT
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I can't believe this isn't rated higher. This is so f*cking clever.
Necronomicon
September 22nd, 2006
5:42:13 PM CDT
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There's no doubt in my mind this was either votehacked, or some secret downvoter society targeted me. When I went to bed on the 20th, it was at a 4.35 after around 200 votes, and then when I woke up the next morning, it was at a 4.08 with 300 votes. Either that, or the international crowd didn't like it. Whatever, as long as it gets on U&C and people see it, I don't really care that much what rating it ends up at.
Poland
September 24th, 2006
12:20:38 AM CDT
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1'd for Poland bashing.
Rellikmit
October 21st, 2006
9:24:29 PM CDT
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5'd
AnacondaHL
August 26th, 2007
7:02:06 AM CDT
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The icing on the cake is Goldblum looking up all confused at the end of Hammond's timpani solo
Robotnik
September 13th, 2007
2:37:22 PM CDT
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i lolled when i saw the lawyer
Ochobobo
September 22nd, 2007
7:31:53 PM CDT
(2)
lolol
YourTheCoconutMan
December 11th, 2010
4:11:32 PM CST
(2)
lolol
CameronB
August 14th, 2008
4:08:49 PM CDT
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You wins.