Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
NonDripHelmet 
youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...
I fucked up, If you have the original reading image please contact me.
Bored.com's Real Breakup Stories From Real People
Me!

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mountainmage
October 13th, 2008
11:06:47 PM CDT
(1)
The funny ytmnd that needs to be brought behind the shed and shot. Put this in the HOF, then make it so HOF ytmnds can't be in the top-viewed.
nastybutler69
October 17th, 2008
1:02:58 AM CDT
(0)
a reasonable solution was posted on ytmnd. bizzaro
Anig
October 14th, 2008
11:42:38 PM CDT
(5)
how many times must a ytmnd be linked before you can call it's creator a F*GGOT!
Anig
October 14th, 2008
11:43:46 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
seriously though, do you go to digg every night and link this sh*t? wtf, F*ck this piece of sh*t, it was kind of funny like 2 years ago.
poopypants26
October 22nd, 2008
9:16:54 AM CDT
(5)
l like how your the first person to respond to your own comment.
Anig
October 14th, 2008
11:47:05 PM CDT
(9)
wow, i just realized this is the only f*cking ytmnd you have ever posted...CONGRATULATIONS! You are a bigger f*ggot than omgbomb, n4rvest, and AntwanDavis put together. Since you cant come up with anything new please leave and never ever return.
Ansem
October 16th, 2008
3:24:48 PM CDT
(7)
So freaking tired of seeing this on the top viewed every single day. Stop linking it! It's not funny!
NonDripHelmet
November 28th, 2008
4:18:03 AM CST
(4)
I agree, should I get rid of it?
thrik
February 8th, 2009
10:24:25 PM CST
(2)
Please. Or host it elsewhere.
mcroix
February 20th, 2009
1:17:18 PM CST
(2)
don't get rid of it. if you're bored of everyone crying, you can always change the image and audio to something awful, like one of their ytmnds.
teddo
August 21st, 2009
11:30:31 PM CDT
(2)
dont delete it
nastybutler69
October 17th, 2008
1:00:34 AM CDT
(1)
this still needs to go through the cycle of more users demanding it be taken down then a proposal put up for people to sponsor it to have it deleted then people making ytmnds about the proposal instead of shelling out the cash then....f*ck it. also, for everyone who said "this was funny 2 years ago" you're as much to blame as the people who see it for the first time tonight and digg it
Lethal-Fan
October 17th, 2008
12:30:14 PM CDT
(1)
This true lunacy... and hilarious, and kinda sad that this is the future of America. I'm going to go cry in the corner now.
GeistCake
October 18th, 2008
2:24:48 PM CDT
(0)
hmm.. i wonder who actually recieved this message??? >.>
houseofcards
October 18th, 2008
4:07:47 PM CDT
(0)
When was the last time you had to make a conscious decision not to let something eat you?
MuffinBear
October 19th, 2008
9:19:07 AM CDT
(0)
wont a hero please step up and delete this website :(
Alx328
March 11th, 2009
9:30:36 PM CDT
(1)
Hero.... I'm lookin for a hero....
hanktherapper
October 20th, 2008
3:36:14 PM CDT
(1)
I decided to watch this and have to say it is funny. I kept expecting you to shout out, "Get your hands off me, you damned dirty ape!"
BodilyOddity
October 21st, 2008
3:38:32 AM CDT
(-1)
Yeah it is pretty funny
jtull89
October 21st, 2008
9:35:18 PM CDT
(-1)
Wow, and to think she thinks HE'S the one getting owned.
Gnashly
October 27th, 2008
7:05:20 AM CDT
(-2)
why do I think the writer is 17 and she's just humiliating an older boyfriend that she will make up with the next day?
glaceau
October 21st, 2008
9:42:58 PM CDT
(-1)
oh man. this was so hilarious i started crying. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!
steakman
October 22nd, 2008
9:54:15 AM CDT
(3)
god i f*cking hate this ytmnd
Maldor
October 23rd, 2008
10:56:42 PM CDT
(2)
YOOOOOOU
mrcoxley
October 25th, 2008
2:46:59 PM CDT
(-2)
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(-2)
everyone who has ever made a YTMND wishes they could have one of their sites stay in the most viewed section for this long.. your success is so epic and they're so jealous that they will never stop hating.. its funny to read their comments though
nubcake
October 25th, 2008
3:46:20 PM CDT
(-2)
ahahahahahha, I hate... YOUUUU
MetsFanIV
October 26th, 2008
3:33:26 PM CDT
(-3)
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alx328
October 26th, 2008
5:21:22 PM CDT
(5)
It's been done long before and much better, get this old sh*t off the front page.
DarthWang
October 27th, 2008
5:15:54 AM CDT
(7)
I haven't downvoted this yet? 1
Gnashly
October 27th, 2008
7:02:44 AM CDT
(1)
this is why we can't have nice things
marxmith
October 27th, 2008
8:49:57 AM CDT
(1)
In a way, this site is the epitome of the internet. The internet can be distilled down to three things: NEDM, All your base, and this... Yes, this is the end result of human history. Now, compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
username1875
October 29th, 2008
6:21:27 PM CDT
(2)
Who the hell keeps watching this? *facepalm*
stray
November 3rd, 2008
11:28:05 AM CST
(1)
you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons ... I don't think I'm reminded enough of this... someone should sponsor this... someone with money to throw around... somebody like obama...
shhteve
November 7th, 2008
8:32:52 AM CST
(0)
wow
captainsiberia
November 10th, 2008
12:54:27 AM CST
(1)
Wow! This one just keeps coming back!
ASMgamer193
November 14th, 2008
10:52:34 PM CST
(1)
BUT I DOWNVOAT FROM THERE
someguy1
November 20th, 2008
9:21:49 PM CST
(0)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bluemarsman
November 23rd, 2008
1:31:53 PM CST
(0)
F*ggot posted this at the escapist.
TragicallyWired
November 23rd, 2008
4:28:05 PM CST
(-2)
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Why is this always in the top viewed? Is this the best YTMND gets? The guy who voiced this sh*t is f*ckin' gayer than AIDs. Can't even put on a good accent - whatever accent he's trying to put on.
TragicallyWired
November 23rd, 2008
4:30:00 PM CST
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I'm going to upvote every comment that has a negative rating and downvote the positive ratings. F*ck you all, you fat, social outcast motherf*ckers who call everone on FPS games newbs.
TheGypsy
November 24th, 2008
2:24:20 PM CST
(1)
This is bad and you should feel bad.
SaxualHealing
November 24th, 2008
11:46:04 PM CST
(1)
Wow...Hilarious... I love the fact you were trying so hard not to laugh while reading it and you still cracked a few out.
christopherlove
November 24th, 2008
11:56:58 PM CST
(2)
Nobody's forcing anybody to watch it repeatedly. There are new people seeing it all the time apparently, and more and more people are discovering YTMND.
Visual
November 25th, 2008
12:42:05 AM CST
(0)
http://yummypopcorn.ytmnd.com/
manish
November 25th, 2008
1:54:12 AM CST
(0)
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this sucks. so does ytmnd clearly because i havent visited the site in about a year, and I come back and find this sh*t still getting views, fives, and faves alike. f*ck ytmnd and f*ck you.
Codeguru
November 25th, 2008
7:07:49 AM CST
(1)
Wow, it's funny to think of a female this stupid with the act they usually put on. Then again it could be a little gay boy from AOL. So anyway, this IS the mother f*cking grammar police and you're going to get raped in prison little girl/gayboy!
icreatedytmnd
November 26th, 2008
7:23:27 AM CST
(2)
im tired of seeing this on the front page
Longestpants
November 27th, 2008
1:10:56 AM CST
(-1)
Top viewed every day lol
Gnashly
November 28th, 2008
3:09:11 AM CST
(-1)
this is why you should never sell a used hard drive to anybody
NonDripHelmet
November 28th, 2008
4:15:41 AM CST
(4)
You can't break this site...
A-Hobophobe
December 8th, 2008
6:00:23 PM CST
(-1)
this reminds me of my younger brother.
jaspa
November 29th, 2008
12:16:22 PM CST
(0)
in my face ftw
DaChazman
November 30th, 2008
4:39:19 PM CST
(0)
you sound like Brendon from Home Movies doing a dramatic voice
icreatedytmnd
December 1st, 2008
5:07:12 PM CST
(0)
stop looking at the ytmnd
derubermax
December 3rd, 2008
12:49:59 AM CST
(0)
Zombie site back from the dead!
asylum1089
December 14th, 2008
2:01:35 AM CST
(0)
flapjack
KanIhazbooze
December 30th, 2008
12:24:28 PM CST
(0)
lol
Scrawnyfish
December 30th, 2008
5:01:05 PM CST
(1)
Haha! That girl was one pissed off noob.
Hotdawg1990
January 1st, 2009
5:03:45 AM CST
(-4)
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YES FIRST COMMENT OF 2009! THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNIER THEN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDD.
Kovalchuk
January 7th, 2009
12:41:40 PM CST
(8)
/delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /delete site /dele
cooman2
January 7th, 2009
3:58:33 PM CST
(2)
bastert
effthatguy
January 9th, 2009
10:20:31 AM CST
(1)
ytmnd must be devoid of talent if this is still up there in top viewed everyday is it the end of the site?
hypersaxon
January 18th, 2009
10:23:54 PM CST
(1)
Yeah there needs to be more Moon Man KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK
KanIhazbooze
January 12th, 2009
8:38:30 PM CST
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lol, its funny. Its even more funny that people get mad because its on the home page every day and cry and get all emo over it. Good times. LOL f*ckers, get away from the computer sometime, the internets is not that serious. Also... its not HPAT.
Intellectawe
January 19th, 2009
10:33:16 PM CST
(3)
Why is this so popular? Its a pretty sh*tty reading. There are a trillion better ones on YTMND. Probably linked to myspace or some f*ggy sh*t like that.
TheKnownPower
January 21st, 2009
2:52:44 AM CST
(0)
Just goes to show you what might have happened if a women ran the white house.
Porch-Monkey
January 27th, 2009
2:24:41 PM CST
(0)
howcouldthishappento.ytmnd.com
LinksGun
January 28th, 2009
2:06:12 AM CST
(1)
omg this siete stil ere? how can we help
icreatedytmnd
January 30th, 2009
12:29:30 AM CST
(2)
whatever bot you made to keep refreshing your ytmnd 24/7.. its not funny... it never was.. so just stop already.
eksekseksg3
January 30th, 2009
2:41:20 AM CST
(0)
I second that motion
Rocketpop09
February 3rd, 2009
10:22:30 PM CST
(0)
A few too many f*ck-ups with the reading for comfort, and way too monotone, but you got the end right, in particular the DDDDDD and looooooves. and it would have been funnier if you didn't occasionally crack up.
houseofcards
February 3rd, 2009
11:07:25 PM CST
(3)
How does this old, tired, sh*tty YTMND make it to top viewed every single day? Aren't people done looking at it yet?
WombatJuice
February 9th, 2009
5:18:54 PM CST
(0)
CRITICAL ERROR.
mcroix
February 17th, 2009
10:40:48 PM CST
(3)
you people set this to your firefox homepage or something?
mcroix
February 18th, 2009
1:34:39 AM CST
(0)
time traveler??
OMGmyFACE
March 1st, 2009
9:20:20 PM CST
(0)
Great letter, awful reading.
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
March 3rd, 2009
8:22:34 PM CST
(4)
How big of a donation would it take to have this sh*t permanently deleted?
Scarazoni
March 4th, 2009
3:19:42 PM CST
(0)
yep
NORMAJEAN
March 7th, 2009
11:56:21 PM CST
(0)
rofl
endoskeleton
March 8th, 2009
6:54:53 PM CDT
(4)
seriously. ban this sh*t from the front page.
NORMAJEAN
March 11th, 2009
8:03:34 AM CDT
(0)
wow almost 2 million views... o_0 i'm g-louse
penisfactory
March 11th, 2009
4:31:58 PM CDT
(0)
^witchcraft!!!
Improviser
March 12th, 2009
5:04:12 PM CDT
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HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT V
skearn41
March 15th, 2009
9:34:44 PM CDT
(-2)
2KKhVI <a href="http://vhknyhutzgiw.com/">vhknyhutzgiw</a>, [url=http://jbsueghqvfcz.com/]jbsueghqvfcz[/url], [link=http://kbxdvykphbmp.com/]kbxdvykphbmp[/link], http://khzhombmtkzo.com/
skearn41
March 16th, 2009
3:06:04 PM CDT
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I didnt even post this.....
SilentSwan
March 17th, 2009
1:09:01 PM CDT
(-1)
hahaha. It's so stupid it's funny.
AGirlOnTheInternet
March 21st, 2009
4:24:39 AM CDT
(-3)
this never gets old.
iotakappaphi
March 23rd, 2009
11:26:43 PM CDT
(-2)
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A classic
vault15
April 5th, 2009
4:35:46 PM CDT
(2)
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! GTHOTFP!!!
Delphanious
April 9th, 2009
5:15:23 AM CDT
(1)
DEAR LOSER
LackOfEmotion
April 15th, 2009
11:32:39 AM CDT
(1)
This one needs to go away. I would love to see some new material in its place.
ShimigamiDrahcir
April 17th, 2009
10:20:00 PM CDT
(0)
xD
TragicallyWired
April 20th, 2009
8:09:41 PM CDT
(2)
What the F*CK is this still doin in the top viewed? IT'S PATHETIC.
Improviser
April 23rd, 2009
2:50:26 PM CDT
(1)
HTPAT
fucksalt
April 26th, 2009
12:55:15 AM CDT
(0)
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
man-of-war
April 27th, 2009
4:50:04 PM CDT
(0)
I made the 5000th vote XD
Vectrax
May 3rd, 2009
6:20:14 AM CDT
(0)
500,000THSTNDYRD
martinprince
May 4th, 2009
11:18:34 AM CDT
(0)
This is linked on a Toronto adult contempoary radio stations website this morning. Mix 99.9 Awful.
mastershake916
May 4th, 2009
12:03:23 PM CDT
(0)
Hey, in maybe another year and a half you'll catch To prank a telemarketer. On that day I will cheer.
mastershake916
May 4th, 2009
12:05:57 PM CDT
(0)
Actually, probably more like 5 and ahalf years at this pace, but slowly and surely.
Obeyme3
May 4th, 2009
3:13:57 PM CDT
(-3)
I love how this is the only site you've ever made and its so incredibly epic.
Ollivander
May 11th, 2009
11:23:38 PM CDT
(4)
Tired of seeing it on front page
Mikebluez
May 14th, 2009
2:34:54 AM CDT
(-1)
I don't know if I can even comment on this there's so many comments already this probably reached the comment limit but 5'd for reading all that for use ytmnd users.
pacardsdreads
May 19th, 2009
5:47:42 PM CDT
(1)
make it go away
pacardsdreads
May 19th, 2009
5:48:58 PM CDT
(1)
Also make it a Pacard site
Aristocles
May 22nd, 2009
12:23:27 PM CDT
(0)
Was this written by a freaking 12 year old?! It looks like it was either faked or written by someone who doesn't have the slightest knowledge of how to spell correctly.
mik3m
May 25th, 2009
8:49:11 PM CDT
(0)
Lol
PlentyofTorrents
May 26th, 2009
6:28:23 PM CDT
(-1)
funny voice. xD
Kovalchuk
June 2nd, 2009
4:03:31 PM CDT
(0)
this is the worst ytmnd of all time. every day it shows up most viewed i will remove .1 stars from my vote
Kovalchuk
June 2nd, 2009
4:04:02 PM CDT
(-1)
pretty sure i do
Reds
June 6th, 2009
1:26:14 AM CDT
(0)
every single day. every single day topped viewed.
Tes4o
June 8th, 2009
6:16:33 PM CDT
(-2)
Best writing ever.
saturnberry
June 15th, 2009
12:08:01 AM CDT
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NO! Please don't take this site down, I listen to it regularly!!! lol :) The first time I heard it, I was laughing so hard, I woke up the house. (Nite owl, here.) Then, I just kept listening to it, because it's a fantastic reading!!! :D Those of you who say the "Voice is annoying" ~ ~~~ Have you missed the content and the point of this reading? lol :) LUV IT! TY SO MUCH Mr. DRAMATIC READER! :D
EPICSTARS
June 15th, 2009
1:16:07 AM CDT
(1)
[EPIC] Outputting maximum number of [STARS]
CalientePockets
June 15th, 2009
12:33:56 PM CDT
(-2)
Don't worry I linked it on all my favorite websites so all my friends can see it.
TragicallyWired
June 15th, 2009
7:10:23 PM CDT
(4)
I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, WHY THE HOLY F*CKIN HELL IS THIS IN THE TOP VIEWED?
Scanner
July 13th, 2009
10:39:41 AM CDT
(1)
Because the f*g keeps linking it to other sites which people click on. It is a very cheap way to sell your site.
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
June 17th, 2009
10:27:53 PM CDT
(0)
This sorry sack of sh*t seriously needs to be Teens4Christed.
EnochCain
June 25th, 2009
6:23:45 PM CDT
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(-7)
So good.
pho
July 3rd, 2009
2:55:23 AM CDT
(-4)
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zomg it's back
Onel
July 3rd, 2009
9:10:58 AM CDT
(5)
this really isnt funny
kaczman
July 3rd, 2009
8:20:09 PM CDT
(-1)
KILL THIS ALREADY JESUS CHRIS N*GG*R F*GGOT
TragicallyWired
July 11th, 2009
5:58:22 PM CDT
(3)
I'm going to hunt you down and literally cut out your vocal cords with a spoon which was used by a tramp to scoop out his own SH*T and make a castle out of it.
hardcoredkrider
July 20th, 2009
2:49:17 AM CDT
(0)
gotta lover her syntax! get hooked on phonics bitch!
soapalope
July 20th, 2009
10:09:42 PM CDT
(1)
Mr-Aran will reply to this comment
AshClockreduck
July 27th, 2009
6:43:57 PM CDT
(0)
Your Great!
K4055
July 30th, 2009
9:23:54 PM CDT
(0)
lol
DarkFearX
July 31st, 2009
3:58:03 AM CDT
(-2)
I enjoyed this a whole helluva lot and I made my own dramatic reading off another bored.com break up story, haha. Thinks for the great idea man, I'll link this site and give you credit.
mrnoodle
August 5th, 2009
8:45:46 AM CDT
(1)
you should be horsewhipped, and this site should be obliterated from history
DarkFearX
August 28th, 2009
11:47:06 AM CDT
(0)
I'm into S&M so that whole horsewhip idea sounds great. A/S/L?
yesthatsme
August 1st, 2009
3:14:42 AM CDT
(2)
what is this sh*t? this is f*cking awful
projectswift
August 3rd, 2009
2:00:52 AM CDT
(3)
why is this always top viewed. its not funny. giant dicks
ryons
August 8th, 2009
2:46:17 PM CDT
(0)
2 million views, amazing.
lickitwellhiem
August 12th, 2009
12:45:27 PM CDT
(0)
SPY'D
lickitwellhiem
August 12th, 2009
12:46:06 PM CDT
(0)
also chronster
Glef
August 13th, 2009
7:22:18 AM CDT
(1)
F*CK OFF ALREADY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS WAS OLD WHEN I BECAME A MEMBER!
NonDripHelmet
September 10th, 2009
5:46:46 AM CDT
(0)
it was less than a year old when you became a member...
mormonator
August 13th, 2009
4:11:38 PM CDT
(-4)
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This site must die!
Anig
August 15th, 2009
10:23:10 AM CDT
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DIGG'D, FARK'D, WOW FORUMED, GO F*CK YOURSELF AND DIE OF AIDS YOU N*GG*R
MrGordy
August 17th, 2009
10:47:05 PM CDT
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Hahahaha! That was awesome!
Evilbeaver
August 20th, 2009
1:11:27 AM CDT
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Is it possible to start a charity in which we raise funds to pay NonDripHelmet to delete this old piece of sh*t?
forty4
August 22nd, 2009
4:15:31 AM CDT
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I dont even know where to start.... I came. 5
BuGaLoU
August 29th, 2009
7:10:57 PM CDT
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For f*cks sake, I will donate 100 bucks to get this sh*t deleted.
NonDripHelmet
September 10th, 2009
5:42:25 AM CDT
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I'll take it!
Lazartaxon
September 2nd, 2009
4:20:28 AM CDT
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this writing is straight out of Shakespeare!
shodsteve
September 3rd, 2009
2:10:17 PM CDT
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hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahaha
DupptheHut
September 3rd, 2009
3:29:50 PM CDT
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NOOOOOOOOOO! get rid of it plz!
somekindoflove
September 9th, 2009
7:12:15 PM CDT
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so hilarious. i listen to it every day.
NonDripHelmet
September 10th, 2009
5:49:53 AM CDT
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I love ytmnd
darkcaps
September 12th, 2009
9:39:20 PM CDT
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HAHAHA
TragicallyWired
September 13th, 2009
6:58:39 PM CDT
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Smell my arse. This site needs deletion.
nuclearbastard
September 14th, 2009
5:04:43 PM CDT
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Grats on being... HOLY CRAP 9TH TOP VIEWED YTMND OF ALL TIME!
TragicallyWired
September 15th, 2009
9:43:58 PM CDT
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Seriously. Someone trace this f*ckers IP and trace him down to the nearest millimeter. I want to know where this fat f*ck goatee bearing twat is.
adventuresicle
September 25th, 2009
6:12:55 PM CDT
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i thought this was supposed to tell me how to prank a telemarketer...
KimKimRimRim
October 5th, 2009
6:30:55 PM CDT
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lawdy this has been top for a longass time.
tehpogo
October 19th, 2009
10:38:32 AM CDT
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Ehehehe. This never gets old.
Stormin-Norman
October 20th, 2009
7:59:13 AM CDT
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what does HTPAT mean?
anystrom
October 22nd, 2009
11:31:06 AM CDT
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How to Prank a Telemarketer, an absolutely god-awful site.
Aaeolyn
October 21st, 2009
3:56:55 AM CDT
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I think this is hilarious. You win.
blsny213
October 21st, 2009
1:04:48 PM CDT
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Someone must have posted this on a WoW forum or something again
adventuresicle
October 31st, 2009
3:36:33 PM CDT
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This is a good site, and deserves to be on the most viewed.
Lodeman
November 4th, 2009
12:17:42 AM CST
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god this reminds me of half life: full life consequences... http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/ keep in mind, this was made by a 7 year old... maybe theyre siblings???
nickohlus
November 15th, 2009
9:27:22 PM CST
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Somehow this site uses black magic to revive itself on the top viewed every other week.
nickohlus
November 15th, 2009
9:35:12 PM CST
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I just read some of the comments. Funniest string of things I've ever read, but seriously, THIS SITE NEEDS TO DIE.
ClairvoyantOne
November 25th, 2009
9:54:23 AM CST
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I could just see some of the girls in the middle school i went to sending this to their boyfriend well..ex-boyfriend
jesda
December 2nd, 2009
2:43:24 AM CST
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When I've run out of internet, I always come back to this site.
estemshorn
December 5th, 2009
1:54:03 AM CST
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i lost the game
MuToiDMaN
December 7th, 2009
9:16:18 PM CST
(0)
I will love this site until the end of time. NEVER DELETE THIS.
NCC-1701-D
December 9th, 2009
9:12:29 AM CST
(0)
DDDDDDDDDD
conanalligator
December 21st, 2009
9:51:44 PM CST
(0)
Finally this ytmnd grew on me xD
hahhah
December 27th, 2009
10:18:23 AM CST
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DIE YOU YTMND!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE!!
hahhah
December 27th, 2009
10:20:57 AM CST
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im just kidding, i love you YTMND...
zwitter
December 30th, 2009
2:17:41 AM CST
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For this I want to make sweet love to you. I CRIED TEARS OF JOY.
RetLek
January 5th, 2010
7:17:44 AM CST
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you made me lul. have 1 internet
PND
January 1st, 2010
1:07:16 AM CST
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F*cking retarded.
robfunk
January 5th, 2010
1:38:32 AM CST
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Ugh. Sorry guys. This is my fault. I posted this on my facebook because my friend just broke up with someone and I wanted to cheer her up. Should have done it in private rather than wall.
RetLek
January 5th, 2010
7:19:50 AM CST
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the overseer of all YTMND's has returned once again! Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster and may you be touched by his Noodly Appendage.
plasticsoulgirl
January 13th, 2010
11:20:48 PM CST
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deeeefinitely an all-time favourite.
Afroman
January 17th, 2010
4:21:23 PM CST
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D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D
PND
January 25th, 2010
8:38:54 PM CST
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Literally the dumbest site ever made on here, yet some f*g somehow manages to keep it going. Retarded as f*ck.
joe579003
January 29th, 2010
11:51:24 PM CST
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I was waiting for the DDDDDDDDDD, it turned a 1 into a 5
HACKstock
February 5th, 2010
9:28:18 PM CST
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NEDM
lloydtheman
February 6th, 2010
8:16:21 PM CST
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lol good one pretty funny.
keeavin
February 10th, 2010
7:36:32 PM CST
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Sometimes I like to tell myself that YTMND used to be awesome, and that it just sucks now. Then I notice that this is still on the top viewed after all this time and realize, YTMND has always been sh*t.
prairiedogeric10
March 7th, 2010
5:36:41 PM CST
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20000 views today what?
JamesChicks
March 7th, 2010
6:09:50 PM CST
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Oh, f*ck me, are you serious?
keiser88
March 10th, 2010
9:15:40 PM CST
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this site needed to die years ago
Glef
April 4th, 2010
9:28:52 PM CDT
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Well now we can see the sites responsible for keeping this up.
Zerocyde
April 9th, 2010
11:47:39 AM CDT
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Can we just get a permanent link to this on the front page somewhere so we can have one more spot for an ORIGINAL link in the top viewed of today box?
FatHistorian
April 11th, 2010
1:53:47 AM CDT
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Ok, this site was funny the first 500000000000000000000000000000 times...now it needs to die.
monsterfurby
April 18th, 2010
2:40:59 PM CDT
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The English language has been butchered! Quick, call an ambulance!
poopypants26
April 22nd, 2010
6:41:39 PM CDT
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Fuck this site.
BuGaLoU
April 23rd, 2010
8:31:33 PM CDT
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Maybe in YTMND 3.0 max will finally delete this site.
Rig
April 24th, 2010
12:12:54 AM CDT
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Fucking huffingtonpost.
NonDripHelmet
April 25th, 2010
1:31:18 AM CDT
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I agree...
hanktherapper
April 25th, 2010
5:28:50 PM CDT
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So why now after all these years do you decide to take action on all the views? Plus it isn't going to change anything. It'll still be linked to the Huffington Post.
InternetMonicker5872
May 4th, 2010
10:40:04 AM CDT
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can you do the Brother's Karamazov next? of course i cant read...i just said that to seem smart.
PND
May 11th, 2010
2:53:25 AM CDT
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Seriously, fuck all of you morons making this in the top 10 every day. You're complete fucking idiots. Fuck you.
UnmemorableHero
May 11th, 2010
2:39:43 PM CDT
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You Bastart!!!! hahaha hilarious!!
mcroix
May 19th, 2010
7:49:00 AM CDT
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ytmnd 2.0 = block huffingtonpost.com
ConstantOne
June 4th, 2010
4:36:57 AM CDT
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Needs less mistakes while being read. honor her brilliance by quoting verbatim.
williamhfartz
June 5th, 2010
3:35:51 PM CDT
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STOP LOOKING AT THIS STUPID OLD MOTHER FUCKING YTMND ALL GOD DAMN DAY. EVERY TIME YOU COME TO YTMND ITS THIS GOD DAMN DRAMATIC READING BULLFUCKINGSHIT. FUCKING I HOPE THIS SITE BLOWS THE FUCK UP AND DIES A HORRIBLE YTMND SITE DEATH. FUUUUCKCCCKKKK YOOOOUUUU
Akrom
June 9th, 2010
5:47:00 PM CDT
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I LOVE THIS SITE ZOMG LOL HAXOR 1337 LOL ROFL COPTER.
lickitwellhiem
June 15th, 2010
6:25:42 PM CDT
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harepile.ytmnd.com
Flameman
June 20th, 2010
2:37:53 AM CDT
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Would have been a 5 if you didn't have those chuckles and giggles while reading it.
ctrlaltdel
June 22nd, 2010
10:04:57 PM CDT
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Ok, seriously, who the fuck is watching this every single day?
somnombulist
June 27th, 2010
9:28:09 AM CDT
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We all are. WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE. WE'RE THE DEMONS, JOHN.
chibidw
June 27th, 2010
11:24:04 AM CDT
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Apparently that liberal rag Huffington Post keeps linking it. It's the reason why we keep getting so much traffic here.
yeahsoimelaine
July 1st, 2010
4:59:42 PM CDT
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lol. this just completely cracked me up. :D thanks.
XJ9
July 31st, 2010
1:02:21 PM CDT
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Needs more XJ9
downwithwhitey
August 4th, 2010
10:56:47 AM CDT
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Is it just me or is she fluent in Ebonics.
eksekseksg3
August 4th, 2010
8:17:13 PM CDT
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will someone just delete this stupid site already?
MatZio
November 9th, 2011
3:32:09 PM CST
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Are you kidding? this is still one of the best things on YTMND. Quit being so uptight.
Comradvolk
August 28th, 2010
3:42:00 PM CDT
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commenting on this because i think you have to comment on this or something
MonsterOfTheLake
January 3rd, 2011
3:27:52 PM CST
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Genius
adventuresicle
January 3rd, 2011
5:10:16 PM CST
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So, I go away for almost a year and this shit is still Top Viewed? The fuck?....
MalykrissCalriz
February 22nd, 2011
5:47:17 PM CST
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Silly bitches, I blame FUCKIN' BEARS.
Aristocles
March 15th, 2011
5:34:08 PM CDT
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Whoever wrote that must be criminally stupid, and if such a concept doesn't exist, they should invent it.
Janeface
March 21st, 2011
2:53:17 PM CDT
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Haha!
xithix
June 24th, 2011
11:11:53 PM CDT
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I can't believe no one has ever sponsored this site.
anystrom
June 27th, 2011
8:44:07 PM CDT
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Whoever sponsors this piece of shit needs to die a painful death.
Im-the-hand-in-your-
September 24th, 2011
5:12:05 PM CDT
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AHAHA I love this :D. Made my day. lawlolawl
mik3m
October 28th, 2011
8:39:52 PM CDT
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the plugging of yourself with the background image makes you a faggot
Hearst
February 27th, 2012
3:14:30 AM CST
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It's more than just that one thing that makes this guy a faggot. Somebody needs to fucking 9/11 this site.
woman
February 6th, 2012
12:55:25 PM CST
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4
zeepman
March 25th, 2012
7:48:51 PM CDT
(0)
God please make this shit go away
JesusChristPornoStar
October 7th, 2012
4:49:43 PM CDT
(0)
Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll myjobissodumb.blogspot.com
damanism
July 10th, 2013
10:41:03 PM CDT
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the only dramatic reading that counts. everyone should experience this at least once in a lifetime. 5 stars, along with a fave, and a thank you very much good sir.
woman
November 15th, 2013
2:11:14 PM CST
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What about the Bauman Letters?
prairiedogeric10
August 17th, 2013
11:23:21 PM CDT
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If you change the current background image back to the way it was before (which I can't even remember), I will downvote this site and any other site you ever decide to make.
woman
November 15th, 2013
2:10:34 PM CST
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impurity.ytmnd.com
mucho
December 25th, 2015
8:02:11 AM CST
(0)
Merry Christmas Breakup Letter
NonDripHelmet
August 29th, 2016
1:36:32 AM CDT
(1)
Sorry everybody. I had no idea.
il0vesn0w
May 14th, 2017
4:23:58 AM CDT
(0)
that's you! wow thats kool, you post more
DjMartin779
May 15th, 2018
3:07:24 PM CDT
(0)
Best YTMND Ever
spicynugz
August 21st, 2022
6:13:44 PM CDT
(0)
BYU
January 11th, 2023
1:53:00 AM CST
(0)
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