Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
NonDripHelmet 
youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...
I fucked up, If you have the original reading image please contact me.
Bored.com's Real Breakup Stories From Real People
Me!

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Zom-B
March 11th, 2007
6:01:22 PM CDT
(0)
While i'm here, who did that Gman Email reading that dissapeared? Source please.
ufotofu
March 11th, 2007
6:16:04 PM CDT
(0)
worldddddddddd!!!!
virgin
March 11th, 2007
6:43:43 PM CDT
(0)
guess she's blond
PickleDave
March 11th, 2007
6:57:42 PM CDT
(0)
WINS AT LIFE.
THEJRod09
March 11th, 2007
8:01:43 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
lovethyconan
March 11th, 2007
9:07:56 PM CDT
(-1)
YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE!
cheerleaderskirt
March 11th, 2007
9:26:12 PM CDT
(0)
I haven't been to YTMND in nearly a year, and this has to be the funniest thing I've seen all year. I disagree with monsieur le seconde: keeping your chuckles was a good idea : ) I hope I did this right, I 5'd you, but omg this place has changed leik!!!
ghost859
March 11th, 2007
9:33:38 PM CDT
(0)
minus the chuckles and you get a 5. and dramatic readings are fantastic.
keatonkeaton999
March 12th, 2007
12:11:25 AM CDT
(0)
Directed at the maker of this: http://iwanttotouchyourass.ytmnd.com/ In case you missed it.
ddiknad
March 12th, 2007
12:21:11 AM CDT
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HeatherChandler
March 12th, 2007
12:24:45 AM CDT
(0)
A mod has to change it to nsfw, this is going to be gaying up the FP, and good riddance I say.
NonDripHelmet
March 12th, 2007
1:21:23 AM CDT
(0)
oh, I saw your stuff keaton, and I 5'd and faved...
keatonkeaton999
March 12th, 2007
1:25:16 AM CDT
(0)
K EXCELLENT! :D
Onel
March 12th, 2007
4:33:10 AM CDT
(-1)
Terrible reading.
mikeyfapper
March 12th, 2007
10:39:00 AM CDT
(0)
I would laugh when reading this crap, too. Jee-louse made me laugh along.
Pwnz0rz911
March 12th, 2007
11:49:48 AM CDT
(0)
lawl i kinda liked the chuckles
Mojin
March 12th, 2007
11:52:55 AM CDT
(0)
Clearly has some flaws, but that made it all the more endearing to me. Hillarious.
Bupo
March 12th, 2007
1:54:55 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
cF-cid
March 12th, 2007
3:11:10 PM CDT
(-1)
yo nerd i kno ur happy about ur ytmnd gettin a 4.3 but give out the link to the f*cking site that this letter was taken from instead of jus sittin there on ya fat *ss refreshing comments and bathing in ur glorious 4.3 rating
wallet
March 12th, 2007
3:27:06 PM CDT
(0)
-1 laughing, -1 reading errors. Funny stuff though.
Bill-Nye-The-Science
March 12th, 2007
3:44:16 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL!!
Mous
March 12th, 2007
3:47:19 PM CDT
(0)
Lmao. I love you.
NonDripHelmet
March 12th, 2007
4:49:04 PM CDT
(0)
http://www.bored.com/realbreakups/index.php?st=10 there, thats the page, scroll down a little, its there, ya happy?
Mandragora
March 12th, 2007
5:09:58 PM CDT
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jeeper
March 12th, 2007
5:20:33 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'ddddddddddddddddddd
Heres-John-E
March 12th, 2007
5:22:32 PM CDT
(0)
wow, i love this, FAV, but the only way i guess you could improve this is by re-recording without you messing up that one time or laughing, still gold of the interents though.
Warkid1993
March 12th, 2007
5:29:12 PM CDT
(0)
I listened to till' the end... I am rofl'ing now..
pkxx
March 12th, 2007
5:37:12 PM CDT
(0)
You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
SausageKing
March 12th, 2007
6:32:04 PM CDT
(0)
1'd for rap
Shabba
March 12th, 2007
6:40:51 PM CDT
(0)
D-D-D-D-D-D-D you win the internets.
xxrigo22xx
March 12th, 2007
6:49:57 PM CDT
(0)
: )
Xalrun
March 12th, 2007
7:02:14 PM CDT
(0)
When Stupid people make breakup letters XD
WellWisherELF
March 12th, 2007
7:52:37 PM CDT
(0)
"man enough to tell me it in my face" rofl
Jirojin
March 12th, 2007
8:17:58 PM CDT
(0)
F*CKING HILARIOUS LMFAO GREAT JOB XD!!
lawlersauce
March 12th, 2007
8:45:01 PM CDT
(0)
F+!!
Hockeybum90n5
March 12th, 2007
9:06:40 PM CDT
(0)
amazing hahahahahahahah
jturn06
March 12th, 2007
9:20:03 PM CDT
(0)
your no boomaga but i chuckled
Tippmann357
March 12th, 2007
9:29:43 PM CDT
(0)
dude i listened to that about 5 times lol, it made my day seriously it was great, especially the ending man
Walter43210
March 12th, 2007
10:02:38 PM CDT
(0)
I loved the "Haha!"
Mabes
March 12th, 2007
10:16:24 PM CDT
(0)
YOU SOUND SEXY HERES MY MYSPACE myspace.com/london_pub no really, if you want sex, we can make love.
lazylen
March 12th, 2007
10:39:06 PM CDT
(0)
haha!
mrfahrenheit
March 12th, 2007
11:38:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol people writing angry letters while being angry is hilarious, so I don't blame you for laughing The "YOU" at the end made it. 5
Joshua-P
March 12th, 2007
11:47:40 PM CDT
(0)
YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HAND FOR STUPID REASONS.
c-wane
March 13th, 2007
12:20:52 AM CDT
(-1)
ok what the f*ck, it's NOT THAT GOOD.... i swear to god if this becomes another HtPaT, I'm quitting YTMND for good.
McGruff
March 13th, 2007
12:52:17 AM CDT
(0)
TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!
izlude
March 13th, 2007
2:54:54 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha!!!!!!! excellent!!!! gimmy her addy i got something for her.
Sir0rion
March 13th, 2007
4:03:51 AM CDT
(-1)
It would have been better if you could have done it without laughing. I might have to try a updated version of this.
pgn2b
March 13th, 2007
7:57:47 AM CDT
(0)
made me lol. good dramatic rendition of a powerful peice of work. Also, bastert.
EdwardJamesOlmosIsCo
March 13th, 2007
9:30:47 AM CDT
(0)
Longest run-on sentence in the universe?
mastersword
March 13th, 2007
9:59:40 AM CDT
(0)
she failed english lollolololololol
Bludshot
March 13th, 2007
10:31:02 AM CDT
(0)
She broke up with him because she cheated on him?
hamsterninja
March 13th, 2007
11:54:16 AM CDT
(-1)
Wow. This is top viewed?
NihilisticToast
March 13th, 2007
12:54:42 PM CDT
(0)
She just kept talking in one long incredibly broken sentence!
asterphage
March 13th, 2007
1:36:07 PM CDT
(0)
5 for effort, title, and a clip of "dear loser" is hilarious all by itself
dina615
March 13th, 2007
3:25:45 PM CDT
(0)
this is the funniest thing ever...i cannot express how funny this is to me. thank you for the tears that come out of my eyes and the pains in my stomach...can i add this to my myspace page...please?!
kpearsall
March 13th, 2007
4:05:33 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha 5 +1 for asthma attack
SmakTurd
March 13th, 2007
4:33:29 PM CDT
(0)
Win
An-dy
March 13th, 2007
4:44:19 PM CDT
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDDDD
Quismo
March 13th, 2007
4:59:48 PM CDT
(0)
ftw
jorrar
March 13th, 2007
5:12:07 PM CDT
(0)
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
CitrusFreak12
March 13th, 2007
5:18:50 PM CDT
(0)
I actually like the dramatic readings. Even though you couldn't keep it together at some points, I found that it made it funnier when you laughed haha. I'd hate to be this girl's English teacher. Oy!
angryscientist7
March 13th, 2007
6:39:31 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, you sound like the askaninja.com guy.
dinwrest
March 13th, 2007
7:18:58 PM CDT
(0)
a five for YOU
FalcoLombardi
March 13th, 2007
7:27:41 PM CDT
(0)
Best dramatic reading ever.
digilio89
March 13th, 2007
7:46:02 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking epic
Gorgenmast
March 13th, 2007
7:58:51 PM CDT
(0)
Somewhere, an English teacher is crying.
MondoFunky
March 13th, 2007
8:10:10 PM CDT
(0)
Awesomataz
Tree
March 13th, 2007
8:26:45 PM CDT
(0)
My 7YRS old brother hates this YTMND and he doesnt even know what it is about! HAHA! And he is blocking your chair...or something like that.
kwyjibo2355
March 13th, 2007
9:43:50 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5'd despite making my use IE. I HATE IE I HATE IE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dramaticreading
March 13th, 2007
10:47:35 PM CDT
(0)
Lol.....that girl needs a Grammar check....or maybe a 1st grade education.
Satoku
March 13th, 2007
11:11:41 PM CDT
(0)
What a bastert.
Darth42
March 13th, 2007
11:40:36 PM CDT
(0)
Wow just wow, that's great.
noodlesforfree
March 14th, 2007
12:15:46 AM CDT
(0)
ass wipe n bastert!!!!!
hockeyham
March 14th, 2007
12:31:18 AM CDT
(0)
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
AxelTheRed
March 14th, 2007
12:33:55 AM CDT
(0)
A breakup letter comprised completely of run on sentences and grammatical error. Hurrah!
Sweetbaibe107
March 14th, 2007
1:03:21 AM CDT
(1)
1. You have an kickass site domain name(hehe). 2. THIS IS THE GREATEST YTMND IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
denisdiderot
March 14th, 2007
1:48:40 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking great dude
Iamdavid101010
March 14th, 2007
2:07:43 AM CDT
(0)
The HAHA is why I 5'd this
SSbrawlfan90
March 14th, 2007
4:18:53 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t my name is Chris O_O
DrNecromancer
March 14th, 2007
11:15:24 AM CDT
(0)
funny, and I like the chuckling, its a good reminder of how silly this letter really is.
Sohousama
March 14th, 2007
11:59:52 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, nice must have been very hard to read with bursting out in laughter.
rahan
March 14th, 2007
12:22:14 PM CDT
(0)
ahaha
Space-G
March 14th, 2007
2:07:51 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more Alabama Man.
Cowsup19
March 14th, 2007
2:09:34 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL nice man! I love it! The grammar owns, haha.
Warhead
March 14th, 2007
3:22:08 PM CDT
(0)
^_^
zomglolzxd
March 14th, 2007
3:34:31 PM CDT
(0)
yes!!!!!!!!!! why do people spam a ytmnd -_- GROW UP!
Kangsta
March 14th, 2007
4:28:57 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha. You bastert, lol jealouse. I would rather date a spider or a rat den you Lmao.
NuclearPower
March 14th, 2007
6:35:05 PM CDT
(0)
"2007-03-12 15:27:06 wallet: -1 laughing, -1 reading errors. Funny stuff though." Obviously this guy failed math.
Catchpenny
March 14th, 2007
6:44:03 PM CDT
(0)
You sound like Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants.
Corleone
March 14th, 2007
6:51:23 PM CDT
(0)
Blocking your chair HAHA!
Hello-Hello
March 14th, 2007
7:36:52 PM CDT
(0)
haha!
bluecanary
March 14th, 2007
7:45:53 PM CDT
(-1)
Would have been 5'd if you hadn't messed it up or skipped some of horrid gramers
Chewy
March 14th, 2007
9:01:08 PM CDT
(0)
pure brilliance
farther
March 14th, 2007
10:27:35 PM CDT
(0)
Breakup letter as read by a pirate.
AfTeRsHoCk101
March 14th, 2007
10:44:10 PM CDT
(-4)
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But you forgot POLEND... POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND [4000 HZ SQUARE WAVE BZZZZZZZ!!!] KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! captain jean-luc p-OLEND................... [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUARE WAVE] NEDM [Song*] WE INTERRUPT THIS-BUTYOUFORGOTPOLENDD-D-D-D-D-D IM JOHN KERRY AND... TUBES... IM REPORTING FOR-POLEND-UTY
AGirlOnTheInternet
March 14th, 2007
11:17:00 PM CDT
(0)
well done.haha!
Rodifan
March 15th, 2007
12:37:46 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA!!! So funny. Heh, "bastert". Heh, "WORLDDDDDD."
snowblindz
March 15th, 2007
12:39:55 AM CDT
(0)
Five year olds shouldn't date
mkomega
March 15th, 2007
1:33:57 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
triplecstyle
March 15th, 2007
7:23:08 AM CDT
(0)
BRILLIANT!
TriSack
March 15th, 2007
8:43:12 AM CDT
(0)
Sheer, and utter brilliance. Dear God, do another one.
Cynar
March 15th, 2007
10:18:47 AM CDT
(-1)
too much laughing
StupidBoringAsshole
March 15th, 2007
11:17:08 AM CDT
(0)
You suck at dramatic reading. GOD.
Wolfmight
March 15th, 2007
11:37:40 AM CDT
(-3)
███████████ Pour an aphrodisiac in her drink. She obviously needs better Sex'n.██████████████████
MilesVash01
March 15th, 2007
11:45:32 AM CDT
(0)
the voice was perfect i loved it.
Zer0T0lerance
March 15th, 2007
12:30:11 PM CDT
(0)
haha very well done
charibdis
March 15th, 2007
1:07:27 PM CDT
(0)
U BASTERT!
BANSCHEE
March 15th, 2007
1:49:53 PM CDT
(0)
WTF, Ill 5 it cuz the grammar is so bad that you even stubled at times while reading it...very dramatic though
Mirakelman
March 15th, 2007
5:52:35 PM CDT
(0)
Why are these dramatic readings allways so goddamn funny?
theo47
March 15th, 2007
5:55:25 PM CDT
(-2)
http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/
Sweetbaibe107
March 15th, 2007
6:11:39 PM CDT
(0)
And, dude, you should really consider making more of these. It could be like a trilogy. Think about it......
VictoriousSecret
March 15th, 2007
6:49:36 PM CDT
(0)
Haha this narration made it SO worth listening too. lol preteen breakups.
Stonehawk
March 15th, 2007
8:10:36 PM CDT
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it's horrible ^_^ what a STUPID Ditz!! ROFFELKOPTOR x10^38. Gods DAMN. The punctuation is so attrocious! You have done well to mock this retarded c*nt. Nobody has business using worsd unless they know how. Somebody send that bitch a user's manual. That little excerpt of "syntax genocide" is enough to make an ssjgoku### user cringe. Thank you for reminding me that the fact of people being dumber than me isn't something to be ashamed of; it's the Gods' honest truth.
Stonehawk
March 15th, 2007
8:11:47 PM CDT
(0)
WOW do I feel proud of myself. I typo'd spelling "WORDS". Yes. Nobody has business using "worsd".
starsucker
March 15th, 2007
8:50:03 PM CDT
(0)
That loser was me =[
pawlied
March 15th, 2007
10:47:47 PM CDT
(0)
That's hillarious.
DarkLink117
March 15th, 2007
10:47:53 PM CDT
(-1)
Nice domain name. Dear Loser!! Chris!!!!
GAMER4EVER
March 15th, 2007
10:59:53 PM CDT
(0)
Whoever wrote that needs to get a life. Wow. And learn how to spell.
BigDub
March 15th, 2007
11:05:49 PM CDT
(0)
YEAH
Nero6
March 16th, 2007
12:52:25 AM CDT
(0)
...and ONE DAY KRABS! ONE DAY I WILL GET the recipe for the krabby patty.
Soup4Brains
March 16th, 2007
1:50:55 AM CDT
(0)
I logged in for the first time in forever just to five this.
Lord-Killal0t
March 16th, 2007
3:26:56 AM CDT
(0)
ILL TAKE YOUR CHAIR, HAHA!
STUBZ
March 16th, 2007
9:55:01 AM CDT
(0)
got that to you loser!
PinkUniscorn
March 16th, 2007
10:40:10 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.noob.us/humor/hilarious-break-up-letter/ somone stole ur sh*t
Jameson666
March 16th, 2007
12:08:29 PM CDT
(0)
That was funy as f*ck... and reminded me of break up letters I have gotten. Why do people suck so badly at spelling?
monkeytrousers
March 16th, 2007
1:40:29 PM CDT
(0)
bastert
Krakko
March 16th, 2007
6:40:39 PM CDT
(0)
still not as good as the original dramatic readings but good
FilthyYamBag
March 16th, 2007
6:51:36 PM CDT
(0)
i thought you laughing at such stupid grammer made it that much funnier
Darkren
March 16th, 2007
7:10:35 PM CDT
(0)
Hah, she needs to practice her "grammer"... Kinda like alot of the commenters above.
CaptainRescue
March 16th, 2007
7:47:24 PM CDT
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WorstAdEver
March 16th, 2007
8:11:34 PM CDT
(0)
what's wrong with the audio? It sounds like your an alien.
Twista0
March 16th, 2007
9:07:55 PM CDT
(0)
u started a fad, woo
hanktherapper
March 16th, 2007
9:16:34 PM CDT
(0)
How come my sites don't get posted everywhere so I can get thousands of views a day? :(
Maed
March 16th, 2007
10:08:39 PM CDT
(0)
Not very dramatic.
WeezerBlue
March 16th, 2007
10:30:36 PM CDT
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I'm giving this a 4, because despite the inherent hilarity, the reading was too butchered - It's a nice attempt, but you need to redo it without laughing after every fifth sentence - If that's possible.
Skizzle
March 16th, 2007
11:28:57 PM CDT
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lawlerz you teh cutie piez ^_^ you want some juice?
mastershake916
March 16th, 2007
11:40:11 PM CDT
(0)
Classic.
Starfucker
March 17th, 2007
2:00:53 AM CDT
(0)
Omg. Apparently, spell check does not exsist in this girl's world
oofig
March 17th, 2007
7:44:16 AM CDT
(0)
I woulda laughed too...hahah "you made me touch your hands for stupid reasons!"
The-giva
March 17th, 2007
12:15:38 PM CDT
(0)
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
SCModder
March 17th, 2007
1:51:24 PM CDT
(0)
You have such a manly laugh. :P
Bakudai
March 17th, 2007
2:47:14 PM CDT
(0)
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
Bilge
March 17th, 2007
2:49:51 PM CDT
(-2)
No wonder Boomaga doesn't try any more. You don't need to try to get a 5, so why bother? This is disgusting.
MadHatterJ
March 17th, 2007
5:42:38 PM CDT
(0)
You win the prize. Of Joy. You win the prize of my joy. Bastert.
LiswithanS
March 17th, 2007
5:46:43 PM CDT
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Fine, but the overemphasizing the misspellings ruins it (the run-ons are what make it funny, no need to drive home the "jee-louse") and the laughing totally kills the piece.
TimeTravelingEchidna
March 17th, 2007
7:24:23 PM CDT
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Dear Loser.
evilcoldman
March 17th, 2007
9:04:32 PM CDT
(0)
well guess what you bastert
mwrl
March 17th, 2007
10:53:05 PM CDT
(0)
Win!
magicaltugboat
March 17th, 2007
11:02:13 PM CDT
(0)
you win the intranet
diettoast
March 18th, 2007
12:47:48 AM CDT
(0)
blocking your chair HAHA!!!
Shurik3n
March 18th, 2007
2:55:44 AM CDT
(0)
"but god damn was this letter written poorly..." as equally poorly as it was read.
TehD-LucksEdition
March 18th, 2007
4:49:29 AM CDT
(0)
"WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D" ftw.
EpicFTW
March 18th, 2007
10:55:01 AM CDT
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD made my day on that one
jontheamazing
March 18th, 2007
11:08:15 AM CDT
(0)
this made me SHMILE
CaptMonkey
March 18th, 2007
12:39:33 PM CDT
(0)
I thought it was funny until you got to "WORLDDDDDDDDDD" then it was hilarious.
FishY3
March 18th, 2007
12:54:05 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAH it made me giggle
galaxhood
March 18th, 2007
1:08:27 PM CDT
(0)
lol
AndrewNi
March 18th, 2007
1:20:02 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
RaiderAficionado
March 18th, 2007
1:36:01 PM CDT
(0)
THIS IS SOOOOOO F*CKING HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!
pkilla87
March 18th, 2007
2:01:52 PM CDT
(0)
LOL someone make a chopped and screwed version of this
CrutchCricket
March 18th, 2007
2:20:40 PM CDT
(0)
I HATE THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD!!! lol not rly.
MasterAL
March 18th, 2007
2:47:40 PM CDT
(0)
Holy f*cking sh*t
Storm
March 18th, 2007
6:11:30 PM CDT
(0)
dddddddddd
Dyson
March 18th, 2007
7:21:01 PM CDT
(0)
BASTERT!
Sir0rion
March 18th, 2007
8:31:11 PM CDT
(0)
http://babbys.ytmnd.com/ is WAY better.
siburke939
March 18th, 2007
8:41:58 PM CDT
(-3)
wow you're one BORING C*NT i'm srs man why don't you just hang urself or w/e? I'M SRS MANG just do urself & the rest of society a favore & just shoot urself in the head bb? plz i'll pay look straight face: :-| yeah i don't liek the site so suck my dock f*gboy
crash2455
May 1st, 2007
6:49:59 PM CDT
(0)
lol, troll
siburke939
March 18th, 2007
8:43:06 PM CDT
(0)
random/drunk rage here just ignore gonna d/voet the prick below me PM ME IF U HAEV A PROBELM!!!
Varonessor
March 18th, 2007
9:10:02 PM CDT
(0)
Wewt!
TheFerretKing
March 18th, 2007
9:19:37 PM CDT
(0)
1- you sorta sound like my friend who's name just HAPPENS to be Chris! XD 2- I'm almost tempted to get drunk off my arse and see if I can type the same message with better spelling and grammar. It' be a first for me though.
Ladyvyrus
March 18th, 2007
9:40:21 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! Worldd--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d ! Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been able to read that with a straight face either >_^
LNKFAN
March 18th, 2007
9:46:36 PM CDT
(0)
I hate it when girls type like that sh*t... and they have no nerve to say it in someones face (which is stated in the note...) but wait, if the girl thought the GUY was pussy or whatever to not come and say it to HER face, why'd she type it and then show him it, or however she presented it? That girl needs a life :D, oh, and this YTMND is win.
T3H-N45TY-M1DN1GH7
March 18th, 2007
10:10:59 PM CDT
(0)
someone linked this on Fark /incoming views
echo65
March 18th, 2007
10:11:36 PM CDT
(0)
clutch
cinatyte
March 18th, 2007
10:51:35 PM CDT
(0)
The chuckling threw me off for a while, but come on, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face either. I like a lot of the pronunciations. Docked a star because it's no Boomaga, but still cool.
dmnation
March 19th, 2007
12:23:52 AM CDT
(0)
no laughing, otherwise this is actually something i thought about doing before, it's a decent idea.
Xet
March 19th, 2007
1:10:12 AM CDT
(0)
My mother hates you too
Zoomy
March 19th, 2007
2:34:45 AM CDT
(0)
A decent effort. Not dramatic enough.
JokeWolf
March 19th, 2007
3:26:10 AM CDT
(0)
That was the funniest thing I've herd in a long time. 5'ed.
madcow085
March 19th, 2007
4:09:14 AM CDT
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDD D D D D D !!! :)
aaron7
March 19th, 2007
7:30:57 AM CDT
(0)
Hey... guess she never heard of spellcheck BASTERT!!!
fizhburn
March 19th, 2007
9:34:51 AM CDT
(0)
At least it's a good voice reading, maybe?
xlgtburr1
March 19th, 2007
11:42:02 AM CDT
(0)
sounds like one big run on sentence
ThePliskin
March 19th, 2007
1:15:58 PM CDT
(0)
played on a local radio station. i am questioning.
analpwnage
March 19th, 2007
1:38:57 PM CDT
(0)
Comment from astralsmirk: Girls are so complicated..................................and they talk ALOT. Your delivery makes this all the more ROFLicious. F*g.
Mochon4LYFE
March 19th, 2007
1:42:20 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sure whoever wrote this was reading the note in their head exactly as you read it aloud.
RandyPrince
March 19th, 2007
3:24:09 PM CDT
(0)
This is gonna be another how to prank a telemarketer
senatorjohnmccain
March 19th, 2007
3:42:36 PM CDT
(0)
lol
steakman
March 19th, 2007
4:12:31 PM CDT
(0)
how is this sh*t getting so many views?
mercuryeagle
March 19th, 2007
4:28:32 PM CDT
(0)
It was good, not perfect, but deserves a 4, 5'd to counter downvoters
Matmaniac
March 19th, 2007
4:53:07 PM CDT
(0)
Rock on.
roflbrothel
March 19th, 2007
4:54:38 PM CDT
(0)
lol
roflbrothel
March 19th, 2007
4:55:54 PM CDT
(0)
also i saw patrick stewart in a shakespeare play the other night & in some parts of this you sound suprisingly like him
Necronomicon
March 19th, 2007
5:01:12 PM CDT
(0)
"This is gonna be another how to prank a telemarketer" You may be right.
TragicallyWired
March 19th, 2007
5:29:52 PM CDT
(-1)
Why is this so popular? It's just some f*g TRYING to speak dramatically into a 2-bit microphone. And the whole 'break-up letter' idea? Done. Lame. F*GGOT.
NonDripHelmet
May 7th, 2007
2:45:53 AM CDT
(0)
And you have how many sites again?
mikeyisthedevil
March 19th, 2007
5:39:39 PM CDT
(0)
2 is all I can see this being worth. It's someone reading someone else's poorly written letter.
Monseigneur
March 19th, 2007
6:14:21 PM CDT
(0)
You bastert! I'm using that insult the first chance I get.
ZombieHawk
March 19th, 2007
7:03:40 PM CDT
(1)
This is actually a good and funny ytmnd. What i dont understand is why people have to watch it more than once or twice.. This has been in top viewed for so long. YOU'RE ALL F*GGOTS.
Sonicborn
March 19th, 2007
7:15:43 PM CDT
(0)
I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!
Fox-Hound
March 19th, 2007
7:16:02 PM CDT
(0)
I loved it! You laughing made it even more hilarious!
brimtastic
March 19th, 2007
7:55:20 PM CDT
(0)
5 for D D D D D D D D!
Sharlatan
March 19th, 2007
8:06:03 PM CDT
(0)
My god...it's going to be HPTAT all over again...
Faust
March 19th, 2007
8:39:38 PM CDT
(0)
You suck at dramatic readings
LemonLord
March 19th, 2007
9:23:00 PM CDT
(0)
hillarious :D
TheBumbino
March 19th, 2007
10:55:15 PM CDT
(0)
lol wow that is the worst grammar ever 5 stars definatly
Kinetic
March 20th, 2007
1:14:54 AM CDT
(0)
ROTFFLMAOAIPMPWDS... You get the Oscar. :-D
ashychris
March 20th, 2007
1:53:26 AM CDT
(0)
Best YTMND ever.
arleas
March 20th, 2007
4:15:04 AM CDT
(0)
I was going to give you a 5 until I saw it was "Dramatic Reading" not "Traumatic"....
PurpleShirt
March 20th, 2007
12:30:24 PM CDT
(0)
i almost pissed myself, that was great.
Tehloller
March 20th, 2007
2:13:03 PM CDT
(0)
Riker747
March 20th, 2007
3:05:33 PM CDT
(0)
I approve!
acshen
March 20th, 2007
6:41:03 PM CDT
(0)
you laugh too much
CQRNELIUS
March 20th, 2007
6:52:38 PM CDT
(0)
genious!
CQRNELIUS
March 20th, 2007
6:53:57 PM CDT
(0)
genius! I meant, gesh I cant spell
Cwitz
March 20th, 2007
7:07:54 PM CDT
(0)
This is the best ytmnd of all.
elhache
March 20th, 2007
8:16:53 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA This is THE BEST!!!!
sychosid2001
March 20th, 2007
8:28:19 PM CDT
(0)
Success
rockthedashboard
March 21st, 2007
9:11:24 PM CDT
(0)
Beautiful. haha.
Vanishes
March 22nd, 2007
2:57:53 AM CDT
(0)
I just wish I had thought to do this.........cause I talk like this all the time. ALWAYS. haHA! and I actually don't mind the small breaks in character with laughter, it's still friggin hilarious. I mean last I checked this wasn't American Dramatic Reading Idol....or?? I love you I love you I have always loved you and how you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.
CapoMafia
March 24th, 2007
10:48:54 AM CDT
(0)
DDDDDDDDDD
corygrimes
March 25th, 2007
2:25:53 AM CDT
(0)
Uh-maze-ing. Bastird.
ebrandt
March 27th, 2007
10:11:50 PM CDT
(0)
lmao OK!
Baron
March 30th, 2007
12:59:56 PM CDT
(-6)
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(-6)
way to utilize 30% of the voting system, asshat.
Kcin
April 1st, 2007
2:23:59 PM CDT
(1)
your so jealouse
Quackor
April 5th, 2007
1:06:41 AM CDT
(0)
Greatest ytmnd of all time. In USAFA history, especially.
sbf2009
April 5th, 2007
5:26:10 PM CDT
(1)
+ 6 for DDDDDDDDDDDD, - 2 for mistakes and laughter, be professional. Nice find.
grimlip
April 8th, 2007
2:30:00 AM CDT
(0)
Your just jealouse WORLDDDDDDD XD Funny sh*t....
Sandhand02
April 8th, 2007
8:26:44 PM CDT
(0)
Yoooooooooooooooou
Trozzbozz
April 10th, 2007
5:49:04 PM CDT
(0)
This was hilarious.
emoxthug
April 11th, 2007
7:09:49 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant!!!!
WESTBEN2002
April 14th, 2007
10:56:29 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha, hillarious...i loved how you cracked up in the middle of that stupid letter....5 stars
Booster37
April 15th, 2007
9:11:11 PM CDT
(0)
I loved this.
NonDripHelmet
April 16th, 2007
12:25:13 PM CDT
(-1)
No I am not plankton's voice, that would be Doug Lawrence...
UObean
April 17th, 2007
1:54:22 AM CDT
(0)
good stuff.
PegLegWound
April 19th, 2007
1:31:34 AM CDT
(0)
tooooo funny. i think that youre laughing is funny, too... i think it adds to it. i can't get enough of this.
shunkwugga
April 19th, 2007
11:28:02 PM CDT
(0)
I heard this on a radio show...it's so funny...but it's a poor man's Neil Bauman's letters.
Craft
April 20th, 2007
1:11:21 PM CDT
(0)
This RULED.
BullwinkleB
April 20th, 2007
9:18:09 PM CDT
(0)
hilarious
tasakeru828
April 21st, 2007
2:36:51 PM CDT
(0)
Dude! Did anyone ever tell you you sound almost EXACTLY like Plankton from Spongebob when you're reading this... that just makes it all the more hilarious. Excellent!
Bl00
April 24th, 2007
7:06:52 PM CDT
(0)
You have a nice voice. Have you ever considered being an announcer/narrator? SOOTHING ACTION, ACTION, ACTION!!
Dustin2
April 25th, 2007
12:00:24 PM CDT
(1)
Out of all the YTMNDs I've seen, this is my favorite one. You bastert.
Samjlav
April 30th, 2007
3:54:56 PM CDT
(1)
I want that voice to tell my parents I knocked up a girl. I think it will soften the blow.
z68
April 30th, 2007
4:26:08 PM CDT
(0)
lmao
therealted
April 30th, 2007
5:22:58 PM CDT
(0)
You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons! ;_;
Mofaz
April 30th, 2007
6:17:40 PM CDT
(0)
WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kernowyom
April 30th, 2007
6:24:48 PM CDT
(0)
Hmm, this wasn't top viewed a couple of hours ago now was it......
nuker43
April 30th, 2007
6:25:06 PM CDT
(0)
jajajahajahajhajah
steakman
April 30th, 2007
6:26:06 PM CDT
(0)
omfg why is this back on u&c
cooke
April 30th, 2007
6:26:55 PM CDT
(0)
oh no...
Bauter
April 30th, 2007
6:34:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol
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