I go out with no pants, masturbate, go to the stain mark, masturbate again, go to the stain, and masturbate again. I keep doing that, and when someone asks me "Hey, what are you doing?" I say, "Dude, I'm c*cking America" then I give them some knowledge about the circulatory system.
Andy used to say that I could become an actor one day....but I never believed him. Shawshank wasn't a place for thespians. You see, Andy never was like the rest of us... he was like the Emperor Penguins of Antarctica, who at the beginning of the Antarctic summer, begin the journey for their breeding grounds...you see Bruce, I'm God.
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