Mullets Across America
Created on: March 12th, 2010
Dude, I'm rockin' America
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I go to some city, and I show up at a convention dressed like a Vulcan. Then I go to another city, I show up at that convention, and I dress like a Vulcan again. Then, if someone asks me "Hey, what are you doing?" I say "Dude, I'm Spockin' America." And then I give them some knowledge about Star Trek.
I go kill a n*gg*r, and I store it, and then I walk to another n*gg*r, kill it, and store it again. And I keep doing that, and then if someone asks me, "You notice the sign in the front of my house that says dead n*gg*r storage?" I say "No, I didn't." and then I give them some knowledge about gourmet coffee.
Make it like that famous country singer,
or the guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer. Clean me up but let me keep my edge. By day I like to keep it dignified, but at night you know I've got another side, and I don't give a damn, 'cause I am what I am, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz around the ears, I've been growing that one braid back there for years. I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche. The front may conform to society, but the back says I have personality, even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
It's short in front and long in back...
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