I take a record player and I throw on "Lightning Strikes" and then I walk a little bit. Then I pick it up and throw on "Tooth and Nail." Then, if someone asks me, "Hey, what are you doing?" I tell them, "Dude, I'm Dokken America." Then I give them some knowledge about hair bands.
"I wish I could tell you that Morgan Freeman fought the good fight and the pied-piper left him alone.....I wish I could tell you that. But YTMND is no fairy tale world."
I didn't cry when Ed Mcmahnon died. I didn't cry when Farrah Fawcett died. I didn't cry when Michael Jackson died. But...ok, I didn't cry this time either. But I came damn close. RIP, John Hughes.
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