jpfalc's recent comments:

August 29th, 2008
If you think your *ss is covered now, wait until her lawyer gets wind that you posted this on the internet. Also she's a dumb irritating bitch and you are a touchy-feely wimp. Neither is very attractive.
August 20th, 2008
ALLEYCAT BLUES
August 16th, 2008
the medals are inert
August 10th, 2008
Didn't you hear? He can't fly...AT ALL
January 7th, 2008
No background-checkin' jag off shoeshine TIP.
December 28th, 2007
in before jagerbombs
December 7th, 2007
I like how nerds on the internet believe that they are independent thinkers. "No, no, the media doesn't tell me what to think." Then someone writes an exaggerated, fearmongering article about something the government and everyone believes it. Perhaps it would be better if half the internet kept their mouths shut and actually read the bill in question before jerking themselves off in a fit of angry rage. Some might find that the actual, non-demonized version might be somewhat sensible.
October 11th, 2007
it's not "our" world. it's -my- world. i called shotty on it. you can all go to mars and rot for all i care.
September 28th, 2007
according to quantum mechanics, arnold is in all positions simultaneously. when he becomes governor of california, his waveform collapses and he becomes the last action hero.
September 20th, 2007
what, no tazers at your school?
September 19th, 2007
obviously this kid was a threat, how could they NOT tazer him? he was sitting there, handcuffed on the floor, plotting an outburst of immense violence. had they not tazered him, he would have gotten up snapped the handcuffs in two, then roundhouse kicked all 6 of those cops including the huge black guy and then fired a tripe-hadouken at john kerry, who would have exploded sending democratic shrapnel into the crowd. close call people.
September 13th, 2007
+1. this is a man dying, people. one of your own. imagine if it was you jumping out that window. not so funny anymore, is it? this is why it's so easy to take away the rights of the american people: you are sheep. you make fun of your own people and refuse to stand up for yourselves. one poster has +13, saying it's ok to joke about the twin towers. that's gross. no wonder we're slaves to the corporations.
September 13th, 2007
not true - he might be black or asian
September 6th, 2007
it's conveying a message in a bottle
September 4th, 2007
thank you for translating from british english to internet english
September 2nd, 2007
No. While I'm all for trade agreements, these locale-based trade unions gradually increase their powers and subvert the rights of their member governments. The result is an overlord government completely (as opposed to mostly) controlled by special interests, where the citizens had no say in the creation of said government. Think along the lines of the EU.
August 19th, 2007
lol norton
August 14th, 2007
nobody f*cks with the jesus
August 13th, 2007
in before console wars
August 11th, 2007
how bizarre
August 9th, 2007
i like how in between the earth and the sun, you encounter venus (ok) a giant mercury cougar (makes sense kinda) and then jupiter
August 9th, 2007
the power of the sun in the palm of an oven mitt
August 3rd, 2007
me either, it's been a long time since the last good nedm site
August 3rd, 2007
jail time? the secret service will bust into your house, "identify themselves," and then you'll "pull a gun on them" and that will be the end of that.
August 3rd, 2007
"alright chaps"? did you think you could try to sneak your way into my country you crazy brit? the beating in 1776 wasn't good enough, was it? alright comrades, let's finish this!
August 3rd, 2007
it's ok, i have online backups of my porn
July 21st, 2007
sad to see a great nation slowly run into the ground by its idiotic upper class
July 18th, 2007
I CAN'T FIND A BUYER FOR THIS..CAR