For the first few seconds, I thought it was going to be a bad parody of the business cards scene from American Psycho, but instead I was pleasantly "blown away."
The beginning is also a nod to Pizzicato Five, who used "A New Stereophonic Sound Spectacular" as a recurring catchphrase throughout their albums, which was also the name of an album by Hooverphonic. One of P5's songs was used placed in a Futurama episode, which contained this phrase.
tanoshisa [infinite symbol]
sega entaaporaizesu
machin [I don't know that Kanji]
All I can translate is that it says "Sega Enterpises" and that "machin" means "road" or "town."
I'm glad to know that someone else thought that it sounds like he says "Snake," and that I'm also not the only one that was firstly reminded of Snake from MGS.
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