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dlweiss
December 23rd, 2008
2:36:51 AM CST
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Ghost of Christmas Present reveals all
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Perfect beyond belief.
dlweiss
August 6th, 2008
12:59:18 AM CDT
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He takes what he wants.. whenever, and wherever.
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I love how that other Muppet just sits by and lets the rape happen.
dlweiss
December 30th, 2007
4:36:50 PM CST
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WAFFLES!!!
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Damn straight.
dlweiss
December 26th, 2007
3:26:22 AM CST
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Whoville loves The Who
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Perfectly mixed. Well done.
dlweiss
December 24th, 2007
6:15:06 PM CST
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Lord of Good Cheer
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Brilliant and festive; just what the holiday needed.
dlweiss
December 24th, 2007
6:13:59 PM CST
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Lord of Good Cheer
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Blueberry copied this, idiot.
dlweiss
September 23rd, 2007
10:22:09 PM CDT
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Paris Hilton having an orgy
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Simple and clever and funny. Well done!
dlweiss
September 13th, 2007
12:06:18 PM CDT
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It's not so funny when it's real
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God Almighty.
dlweiss
September 13th, 2007
12:03:54 PM CDT
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Google is sexist!
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Way to hop on this bandwagon two years after it became popular.
dlweiss
September 3rd, 2007
12:23:06 PM CDT
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The Creepy Puppet Band
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That middle puppet with the eyebrows...my God...
dlweiss
August 22nd, 2007
11:26:00 PM CDT
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Norman Bates Gets Curious
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Would be even better if you spliced in the shot of him fighting the urge to vomit from later in the movie.
dlweiss
August 22nd, 2007
11:23:56 PM CDT
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You Don't Have to Die at 30
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FISH! PLANKTON! VEGETABLES OF THE SEA!!!!
dlweiss
August 22nd, 2007
8:30:53 PM CDT
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(
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Conan NOOOOOO.
dlweiss
August 21st, 2007
7:33:35 PM CDT
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Hurricane Dean's projected path (v 3.2)
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Everyone was thinking it; it was inevitable.
dlweiss
August 15th, 2007
3:52:06 PM CDT
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animal torture
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If by "animal" you mean "me," then yes.
dlweiss
August 12th, 2007
1:29:20 PM CDT
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raptor jesus camp
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That's funny, but seeing that little girl crying so earnestly is disturbing in the extreme...
dlweiss
August 10th, 2007
9:14:06 PM CDT
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In Soviet Russia, Violin Plays YOU!
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No no, just our patron saint, Sean Connery himself.
dlweiss
May 30th, 2007
11:45:39 PM CDT
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President Gandalf Vetoes Legislation
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Simple, clever, and funny; exactly what YTMNDs should be.
dlweiss
May 26th, 2007
2:56:24 PM CDT
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Happy Feet Teaches Us One Thing...
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Wonderful powers of observation!
dlweiss
May 26th, 2007
1:36:20 PM CDT
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Oh shit, it's CATZILLA!
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Wow. You're f*cking pathetic.
dlweiss
May 25th, 2007
6:14:13 PM CDT
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THIS...IS...LAZYTOWN!!!
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Oh, I actually found it right here on YTMND.
dlweiss
May 13th, 2007
1:45:42 AM CDT
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Happy Mother's Day
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5'd for the domain joke.
dlweiss
April 18th, 2007
8:33:20 PM CDT
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BOOTLEGTMND: Blue Ball (Listen to the whole thing)
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(bows down, then returns to the real world, where dan cannot yet legally drive a car)
dlweiss
April 18th, 2007
8:28:58 PM CDT
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BOOTLEGTMND: Blue Ball (Listen to the whole thing)
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Thanks, Pawns; you're a pal.
dlweiss
April 18th, 2007
8:28:24 PM CDT
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BOOTLEGTMND: Blue Ball (Listen to the whole thing)
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Oh dear. I've inspired such hatred. I shall now go cry in a corner, having been thoroughly defeated by the masterful dan.
dlweiss
April 17th, 2007
10:17:35 PM CDT
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(
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Kindly wait until you've gone through puberty before assuming it's okay to have an opinion.
dlweiss
April 17th, 2007
10:11:30 PM CDT
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BOOTLEGTMND: Picard Song
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5d for dropping the tape recorder.
dlweiss
April 17th, 2007
10:08:46 PM CDT
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I'm in your College...
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1. Poorly made, 2. Not funny, 3. Too soon.
dlweiss
April 15th, 2007
6:40:14 PM CDT
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JESUS: Trashcan Zombie Melter
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Delivers what it promises!
dlweiss
April 15th, 2007
6:34:35 PM CDT
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Hammond's Prayers are Answered
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Amazing.
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