Hammond's Prayers are Answered
Created on: April 14th, 2007
Hammond's Prayers are Answered
cooke 
hammondtasty.ytmnd.com
Yes that's a steak. No I'm not changing it.
Chichiri, MasterSitsu, and me
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shoover
April 14th, 2007
11:18:17 PM CDT
(0)
=/
shoover
April 14th, 2007
11:19:03 PM CDT
(2)
5 cuz u scared me
ATAT
April 14th, 2007
11:19:55 PM CDT
(0)
taste like beef cakes
allhailmighty42
April 14th, 2007
11:21:20 PM CDT
(4)
OH SWEET MARIACHI, I should have decided to take that urination break BEFORE watching this.
MasterSitsu
April 14th, 2007
11:22:19 PM CDT
(1)
hey man, aside from the ending, i told you to do that first part a long while back.
DarthWang
April 14th, 2007
11:26:03 PM CDT
(0)
5
Chav-Slayer
April 14th, 2007
11:26:10 PM CDT
(0)
Mmmm.
YTMN-Devil
April 14th, 2007
11:28:14 PM CDT
(0)
5 for steak.
Kacen
April 14th, 2007
11:30:33 PM CDT
(1)
F*CKING MADE ME JUMP
Virty
April 14th, 2007
11:35:31 PM CDT
(1)
I felt the shock too.
BTape
April 14th, 2007
11:31:13 PM CDT
(2)
fake small image wins extra points
WAFFLEZ
April 14th, 2007
11:31:43 PM CDT
(2)
dumb idea, poor execution, badmouthing jeff goldblum, you're gay, etc.
BTape
April 14th, 2007
11:32:18 PM CDT
(1)
get a new movie, etc
BTape
April 14th, 2007
11:32:50 PM CDT
(2)
1'd for not ROY4L
BTape
April 14th, 2007
11:36:27 PM CDT
(1)
would be a five but I'm a vegetarian
scarecrow611
April 14th, 2007
11:33:28 PM CDT
(0)
w00t
SSgtTCZ
April 14th, 2007
11:33:57 PM CDT
(1)
Hammond. It's what's for dinner.
MrCrapinson
April 14th, 2007
11:35:31 PM CDT
(-2)
That barely startled me, but I certainly didn't expect it. I just don't find it entertaining
keatonkeaton999
April 14th, 2007
11:37:51 PM CDT
(0)
VERY GOOD, VERY UNEXPECTED!
Stickett
April 14th, 2007
11:38:59 PM CDT
(0)
i was like, "oh no, not another one," but then your surprise beheading made me laugh
DarthWang
April 14th, 2007
11:40:59 PM CDT
(1)
The strange part is it didn't even startle me.
BTape
April 15th, 2007
12:02:54 AM CDT
(0)
same here. I was too busy contemplating how his blood was going to drop
cooke
April 15th, 2007
12:06:14 AM CDT
(5)
Archaeologists just discovered that T-Rex teeth cauterize wounds immediately, and sometimes vacuum seal for freshness.
DoWhatMoreNow
April 15th, 2007
12:31:14 AM CDT
(1)
So is that vacuum-sealed Hammond better than your Beeffond or Chickennond?
Corneileus
April 15th, 2007
3:17:38 AM CDT
(0)
Cooke, where did you hear about the T-Rex teeth thing?
FlipNmonkey
April 15th, 2007
9:56:52 AM CDT
(0)
"The strange part is it didn't even startle me." Well when you're half-awake with a hang over, the effect is kinda different.
lazytown4
April 14th, 2007
11:41:58 PM CDT
(0)
holy f*cking sh*t
killabee
April 14th, 2007
11:42:41 PM CDT
(0)
I really hate that man.
steakman
April 14th, 2007
11:42:40 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
steakman
April 14th, 2007
11:43:16 PM CDT
(0)
i really hope this turns into a fad, LOL
silver516
April 14th, 2007
11:46:22 PM CDT
(0)
haha scared the SH*T outa me but I laughed my *ss off.
CommissionerKill
April 14th, 2007
11:49:08 PM CDT
(0)
Wow
rapsmack
April 14th, 2007
11:51:40 PM CDT
(0)
I don't think so, Tim.
AdrienofSound
April 15th, 2007
12:37:37 AM CDT
(-1)
Tim was in the other Jeep, remember?
HidiousSidious
April 15th, 2007
3:44:30 AM CDT
(-1)
wasnt a jeep dumbass
AdrienofSound
April 15th, 2007
11:24:35 AM CDT
(0)
Ford Explorer...
dantheman
April 14th, 2007
11:51:42 PM CDT
(-1)
considering i like you im not gonna 1 this, but if i were to vote thats what itd be.
sockmonkeh
April 14th, 2007
11:53:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Jephro101
April 14th, 2007
11:56:34 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking awful too the max...
jnorris441
April 14th, 2007
11:58:28 PM CDT
(1)
no spinal column HE'S NOT HUMAN
AntwanDavis
April 15th, 2007
12:01:24 AM CDT
(-5)
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(-5)
That didn't make any sense... ('_')
OriginalHibbs
April 15th, 2007
12:07:36 AM CDT
(0)
the surprise was hilarious, The steak makes it a 5
NotCow
April 15th, 2007
12:09:07 AM CDT
(0)
didn't make me jump.cause i muted it by accident.i ruined it for myself,therefore i hated it.but band-wagon rules.5. *rater may be not working-Firefox*
Kayne
April 15th, 2007
12:13:49 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Kayne
April 15th, 2007
12:15:24 AM CDT
(0)
don't bother acknowledging antwoine fisher he downvotes anything his gay friends don't make =p
PCF
April 15th, 2007
12:16:03 AM CDT
(0)
If I had the volume a little bit louder, this would've scared me.
Ollivander
April 15th, 2007
12:22:13 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!
Mohrdikai
April 15th, 2007
12:28:48 AM CDT
(0)
steak is nice
Mech
April 15th, 2007
12:33:30 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
AdrienofSound
April 15th, 2007
12:36:33 AM CDT
(0)
Oh my f*cking god. 5.
Twinsen
April 15th, 2007
12:42:59 AM CDT
(0)
You startled me, I had the sound WAY up. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZaxCG2
April 15th, 2007
12:47:23 AM CDT
(0)
MAHAHA. You freaked me out, but I immediately cracked up afterwards.
captaincock
April 15th, 2007
12:51:13 AM CDT
(0)
I hope this turns into a shock fad. Very well done!
xXWaspXx
April 15th, 2007
1:03:13 AM CDT
(2)
does he have a steak for a neck stub?
cooke
April 15th, 2007
1:04:22 AM CDT
(1)
Yeah, you'd hate yourself too with that kind of poor health.
cooke
April 15th, 2007
1:08:51 AM CDT
(0)
I'm not sure I made much sense there.
xXWaspXx
April 15th, 2007
5:16:40 AM CDT
(0)
no you didn't.. A+ for trying though
jabberwocky39
April 15th, 2007
1:21:41 AM CDT
(-3)
sh*t sucks.
Ragdawl
April 15th, 2007
1:34:42 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY F*CKING CRAP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU OWE ME 100$ for my pants washin'!
Lottech96
April 15th, 2007
1:38:00 AM CDT
(0)
Didn't see that comming!!! I was like WTF!!??
milkmanv1
April 15th, 2007
1:41:32 AM CDT
(1)
Scared the crap out of me...throwback to when I first saw it
egonym
April 15th, 2007
1:47:47 AM CDT
(0)
dough
shadydragon
April 15th, 2007
2:00:39 AM CDT
(0)
5 because im related to that guy
szolDat
April 15th, 2007
2:17:57 AM CDT
(0)
5 coz you stood out for yourself :)
dfunk58
April 15th, 2007
2:32:01 AM CDT
(0)
that was loud, scary and good. unlike the poland fad which is just loud and sh*tty.
wtfBOOM-ILSTU
April 15th, 2007
2:34:45 AM CDT
(0)
5'd. Great idea having a small gif to trick us, along with the quiet audio.
Corneileus
April 15th, 2007
3:16:58 AM CDT
(0)
SH*T
CidRain
April 15th, 2007
4:32:44 AM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t I just pee'd a little.
MrBucket
April 15th, 2007
4:38:26 AM CDT
(0)
Is that what you call 'thinking out of the box'?
geegee
April 15th, 2007
5:13:44 AM CDT
(0)
5 for JP
Beagle
April 15th, 2007
5:54:32 AM CDT
(0)
Had the volume at a normal level and spooked me, because I was too busy going 'Hey, is that guy looking at himself talking to himself?'. So instantly I gave it to a friend with my big headphones turned to max volume and said 'Hey, watch this.' Classic.
syncan
April 15th, 2007
6:16:36 AM CDT
(0)
nice use of the "fake" centered image. good stuff
fourest
April 15th, 2007
7:19:37 AM CDT
(-1)
5 for the steak on his neck, looks pretty good.
BTape
April 15th, 2007
9:34:59 PM CDT
(0)
nice e-venge changing your vote pal
Khyber
April 15th, 2007
8:05:30 AM CDT
(0)
Nice.
megatron
April 15th, 2007
8:20:23 AM CDT
(0)
i want some hammond steak
Necronomicon
April 15th, 2007
8:22:05 AM CDT
(0)
"John, that hurt!" "Relax John, it's all part of the miracle of cloning!"
Acidpants220
April 15th, 2007
8:43:01 AM CDT
(0)
I'm glad i didn't see this for the first time late at night XD
FrontporchMan
April 15th, 2007
9:00:11 AM CDT
(0)
that steak is made of win
Andesite
April 15th, 2007
9:12:00 AM CDT
(0)
yawn
hanktherapper
April 15th, 2007
9:37:54 AM CDT
(0)
When you look at Hammond on the TV set, it looks like he has a dinosaur head.
Weyland-Yutani
April 15th, 2007
9:38:18 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome.
WhiRav
April 15th, 2007
9:59:31 AM CDT
(0)
Steak ftw
DvP84
April 15th, 2007
10:09:54 AM CDT
(0)
Woah, scary
KangarooKirby
April 15th, 2007
10:36:58 AM CDT
(0)
JP FTW
samislol
April 15th, 2007
10:38:52 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking great.
Wydra
April 15th, 2007
10:44:06 AM CDT
(0)
scared the sh*t outta me
Azhur
April 15th, 2007
10:52:17 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY...
mikekz
April 15th, 2007
11:03:30 AM CDT
(0)
He was made of steaks. Interesting.
Vegus
April 15th, 2007
11:08:36 AM CDT
(0)
Definitely made me jump Comrade.
magicbeaverpelt
April 15th, 2007
11:25:35 AM CDT
(0)
Well Hey, I like steak too! And pussy!
Icecream458
April 15th, 2007
11:31:42 AM CDT
(0)
Sync is f*cked and ruined the damn surprise!
Icecream458
April 17th, 2007
11:55:13 AM CDT
(0)
ive made a few sites... I deleted them. Happy?
M2112
April 15th, 2007
11:35:11 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more "that doesn't look scary" kid
Torch76
April 15th, 2007
11:40:36 AM CDT
(0)
That was great
s3m1lol
April 15th, 2007
11:49:35 AM CDT
(0)
5 for 5
Axeonfluke
April 15th, 2007
12:34:01 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more vader
Axeonfluke
April 15th, 2007
12:36:30 PM CDT
(0)
STEAK FAD
PVDH
April 15th, 2007
12:41:38 PM CDT
(0)
+5
Cabal8616
April 15th, 2007
1:02:12 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY F*CKING SH*T WE HAVE A WIN.
AskAak
April 15th, 2007
1:08:48 PM CDT
(0)
5 for surprise out-of-frame
Blizz
April 15th, 2007
1:27:37 PM CDT
(0)
lol wow random
OmniIcyshelf
April 15th, 2007
1:48:03 PM CDT
(0)
No shock, but still pure win
TheGreatGatsby
April 15th, 2007
1:59:56 PM CDT
(0)
Woah! The t-rex turned his head into a piece of steak.
yourmomsface
April 15th, 2007
2:12:50 PM CDT
(0)
EPIC!! May this continue in the future.
ShadowSL
April 15th, 2007
2:29:12 PM CDT
(0)
I did not see that coming.
Xavos
April 15th, 2007
3:05:42 PM CDT
(0)
I was pleasantly suprised :)
mast
April 15th, 2007
3:53:05 PM CDT
(0)
Good job thinking outside the box!
pussinboots
April 15th, 2007
4:13:38 PM CDT
(0)
wow, how'd you do that?! great work thur champ. i had a good lawl
annoyingbird
April 15th, 2007
4:15:13 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG
dan1305
April 15th, 2007
4:52:08 PM CDT
(0)
oh great, now im gona need new pants :'(
dlweiss
April 15th, 2007
6:34:35 PM CDT
(0)
Amazing.
Goyutan
April 15th, 2007
7:42:12 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
Iced-Kirby
April 15th, 2007
7:57:44 PM CDT
(0)
Holy Sh*t F*cking! Unexpected!
marxmith
April 15th, 2007
8:25:16 PM CDT
(0)
Eggcelent.
ca1amity
April 15th, 2007
8:36:53 PM CDT
(0)
omg a steak? sooo dumb change to sprouts for 5!!!!. Seriously though, good work
AbdominalSnowman
April 15th, 2007
9:14:04 PM CDT
(0)
LOL WTF! that startled me
Summypotato
April 15th, 2007
9:14:19 PM CDT
(0)
lol, 10 times better than anything else on the top viewed.
Draconis80
April 15th, 2007
10:02:15 PM CDT
(0)
5 stars for tricking us with the box format.
TightenUpTheGraphics
April 15th, 2007
10:22:42 PM CDT
(0)
I apologize for not 5'ing this win earlier, holy God.
Chichiri
April 15th, 2007
11:36:36 PM CDT
(0)
Huzzah! Nice job.
IPWNEDURMOM
April 24th, 2007
8:29:33 PM CDT
(0)
even with all your alts your sh*tty sites still fall off the u&c within minutes
cooke
April 24th, 2007
9:35:34 PM CDT
(0)
I GUESS I SHOULD DELETE COOKE1-5
syckls
July 2nd, 2007
2:29:03 AM CDT
(0)
I'm still laughing and in tears. 5'd my dear friend. 5'd.
MurdarMachene
September 5th, 2007
5:51:56 AM CDT
(0)
http://jurassicpork.ytmnd.com/
prairiedogeric10
June 3rd, 2008
12:28:24 PM CDT
(0)
sometimes random.ytmnd.com spews out greatness