Let's kick the ass of UPN, & Al Gore (Because I can) and "Quantum is STOO-PID, and Indiana Jones 1-3 is great (and 4; - but it's not in the trilogy), and shut up about magical Magnets that don't fight Cancer (like most other things <Ed Note: I hope I die of Cancer>, and Goddamn Mongols, those slanty-eyed freaks... battling the Chinese, and Intel Gateway Computers rule over Liquid Mercury Wannabe hip Appleshit that makes Animorphs' Cyberia Computer Cafe/Arcade seem kewl, and somersaulting hairy vandals, and Catholics (Because there Klan), people who misspell ironically, like Hipsters & people who spell "klam", John Ashcroft, Walter Mondale, Paul Blart, David Copperfield, whoever claimed John Cleese was a Witch-Burner of Africa when he uttered an Internet Cliche (OMFG), Troll II haters, Wal-Mart haters, people who have something odd and not quite on th' tip o'the tongue, to do with...

...CLINJAS, John Wayne Gacy, Sunday Morning Shitheads who think they need to being about a revolution or anything other than hobbies or cupcakes, Mckay Hatch (for being in th' wrong place at the wrong time), Billy the 15-year old Terrorist, Anyone who makes one a terrorist when they aren't even a pygmy marmoset, except me, because George Bush Sucks. The Young Ones and Red Dwarf, and shut UP about Lesbians and spell that and "Euromastyx" like a NOT-TERRORIST or get shot by those mustached beaners with Machine Guns in Mexico, also Abstinance Shitheads

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...And Non-Swiss Germans and dorks grown out of 1950s-1960s Clip Art (except that made by anyone named "Spock" need their teeth and false credentials, and Andrew Davenport needs to be busted to making Pampers in a Medieval Dungeon of TMNT ooze. Just like how Herbert Hovoer's Evil Twin and Barry Obams the Whitey need to burn with the House of Blues in Cleveland to save Clodagh Rogers from Dick Gephardt and Smiley who PUNCHED CHRIS ROCK & KENAN (SHINE)

Rick Mayall can kick your ass, wannabe ironic edgy squire.

Good Joke, Pirates rule, even when Windows (XP) SUcked Giraffe Genitals.

Amazon Rules, don't it laddie?!?

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Anyway, Ted Koppel, KKK-hater Hippie Dippies who think it's 1865, and that guy who sent a bomb to parliament can kiss my ass. Screw you, FBI, and that bastard who sent Mike "Penis" Payne a Computer Virus.

Nice Desktop.