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Nocti
February 1st, 2010
1:03:13 AM CST
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David Lynch is awesome.
Nocti
February 2nd, 2009
9:11:17 PM CST
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F*cking Walken
Nocti
January 15th, 2009
4:36:57 AM CST
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MALL COP WITH PAUL BLART
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Corvulva?
Nocti
January 15th, 2009
4:17:27 AM CST
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Good Night Sweet Prince ;_;
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Corvulva?
Nocti
October 18th, 2008
4:21:29 AM CDT
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Being an actor.
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hey dude
Nocti
August 20th, 2008
3:34:10 AM CDT
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Picard eats a sandwich
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Shut up Wesley
Nocti
August 19th, 2008
6:33:30 PM CDT
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LOLUMAD
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So you didn't really f*ck a guy named "Ira"? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Nocti
July 28th, 2008
6:08:07 AM CDT
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You can't break those cuffs
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"Morpheus, get up, get up, get up..." "AAauauauauarggghhhh" "He's not going to make it"
Nocti
May 7th, 2008
10:45:58 PM CDT
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Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray Sped Up
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Heh. Billy Ray has a Camel Toe.
Nocti
May 5th, 2008
2:52:01 PM CDT
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Hank Hill doesn't change facial expressions (louder)
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I laughed at Tony Danza.
Nocti
April 24th, 2008
6:35:11 AM CDT
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with club sauce
Nocti
March 20th, 2008
12:28:14 AM CDT
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ain't never? so... she has been called a n*gg*? double negatives confuse me.
Nocti
March 13th, 2008
2:04:31 PM CDT
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I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that crazy hotdog!
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HIT THE DICK!
Nocti
March 7th, 2008
6:48:11 PM CST
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The Terminator Funny Jokes
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Do penises really flap around that much when dudes walk? Are guys in constant pain from their penii smacking against their legs? Kind've seems like a design flaw. What does a Terminator need with a penis anyway?
Nocti
March 5th, 2008
10:38:48 PM CST
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PACARD IS ALIVE
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That man's crouch disturbs me.
Nocti
March 5th, 2008
10:36:33 PM CST
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Obama's not a Muslim...
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why is mario lego?
Nocti
February 24th, 2008
3:15:21 PM CST
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Epic Sunset Flip Maneuver
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The guy in the shorts totally gets his face slammed into the other guy's c*ck!
Nocti
February 14th, 2008
5:07:27 PM CST
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Tom Jones Thunderball
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Thank you, I think I just had a seizure.
Nocti
February 8th, 2008
9:22:48 PM CST
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And a partridge in a pear tree!
Nocti
February 1st, 2008
1:09:50 PM CST
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Sonic Teaches Abstinence
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And since it was supposed to be set in the early 90's, Amy wouldn't have even existed then...
Nocti
December 13th, 2007
2:23:23 PM CST
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We gotta sue the government!
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You also just farted.
Nocti
November 28th, 2007
8:00:41 PM CST
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Me and Ochobobo got pregnants!
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Why is Gandalf the Grey involved with this? WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Nocti
November 24th, 2007
3:42:12 AM CST
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Donnell's day at work gets sidetracked when he finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the dumpster.
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LIVE EVIL LIVE EVIL LIVE EVIL LIVE EVIL LIVE EVIL
Nocti
November 18th, 2007
4:57:00 AM CST
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Bart's Mortal Enemy is... Barts Mortal Enemy Is... Bart's Mortal Enemy Is...
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BART! YOUR FOOTDOCTOR IS ON THE RADIO!
Nocti
November 13th, 2007
4:43:30 PM CST
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Monkeyhuggingabulldoginspace
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That's a chimp!
Nocti
November 12th, 2007
3:14:57 AM CST
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lol... pubes
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LOL Sexual assault is sooooooo funny!
Nocti
November 11th, 2007
2:24:21 AM CST
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His Strength is Unknown
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But if his team doesn't catch it they can't get any points...
Nocti
November 8th, 2007
12:22:40 AM CST
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DUMBLEDOOR IS GAY!
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When was the last time you saw a straight man wear a cape?
Nocti
November 8th, 2007
12:11:01 AM CST
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Two Pumpkins, One Cup
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Who the Hell needs 3 cases of soda?
Nocti
November 8th, 2007
12:08:39 AM CST
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(
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Why are there two penises in that picture?
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