Why are droids, who have no souls, singing about a holiday which the focus is Jesus coming down to save souls? And how can they predict the future if they live "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"? Does Santa have a clone with a workshop across the universe, or did C3P0 travel to the North Pole? If so, is Santa immortal, or did the droids travel to the future as well? They build gay robots? Where is Han Solo singing tenor? Oh, so many questions!
No one has ever claimed to have witnessed macroevolution first-hand. Many people have claimed to have witnessed God first-hand. The popular response is always, it seems, to sever this hand.
Chichiri at the Throne of Judgement: "Can nothing now save me from Hell?!"
God: "NEDM"
Chichiri: "O RLY?"
Jesus: "YA RLY"
Stephanie: "It was a piece of cake to have a pretty faith, but you got LA-ZY"
Chichiri: "LOL Eternal Torment"
"Okay, guys, we have to make sure we're ready for the big eBaum raid tonight. Now this is going to take some careful -" "Okay guy's I'm back... LEERRROOOYYY JENKINS!!" "Son of a-!"
Nerd Alert: In the movie, the quote is from Future Biff, like Tarantulas noted. But when you think about it, Present Biff also saw a flying DeLorean in 1955, which happens later in Part 2.
I agree with ZeroTron, and look forward to some Masonry or 9/11-coverup YTMNDs. Still, the fact that something like this even made it on the site was nothing short of sensational. People need to wake up and take a look at the world around them.
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