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CaptainRescue
June 18th, 2013
10:39:24 PM CDT
On on the site ?Green Hill Zone
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Lolwut?
CaptainRescue
June 18th, 2013
10:38:10 PM CDT
On on the site ?The Unfunny Truth About Zaalnog (For Class Treasure)
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Well, yeah, that and he failed to deliver on his farting cats promise.
CaptainRescue
June 18th, 2013
10:31:08 PM CDT
On on the site ?
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Listen you bastard, I came for a farting cat, I expected a farting cat, and there was no farting cat. YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD!
CaptainRescue
June 11th, 2013
8:01:37 PM CDT
On on the site ?Heartland Offensive
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Dammit, Kim Jong Un! Stop using your incredible powers to lay waste to us American scum!
CaptainRescue
April 23rd, 2012
7:52:59 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) The pink ranger NUDE (nsfw)
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Looks like this ranger...


...got it in the pink


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH!
CaptainRescue
April 23rd, 2012
7:44:59 PM CDT
On on the site ?CAPTCHA!
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Someone's been on 4chan, recently...
CaptainRescue
November 26th, 2011
5:28:47 PM CST
On on the site ?Tourettes Guy - Jurassic Park (1 of 2)
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She said I should ride with you because it'd be good for you


SHE'S A BITCH!
CaptainRescue
September 25th, 2011
4:04:40 PM CDT
Reply to m0nde's comment on the site ?(nsfw) site978533
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Sounds like a noteworthy maneuver, good sir.
CaptainRescue
September 25th, 2011
4:02:37 PM CDT
On on the site ?WE ARE MARCHING TO OUR CLASSES
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This is like all my worst memories from Basic and summer camp condensed into one horrible, horrible thing.
CaptainRescue
September 25th, 2011
4:00:11 PM CDT
On on the site ?Have You Seen My Goats?
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I think he lost his goats.
CaptainRescue
September 25th, 2011
3:58:41 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) Lady Gaga ft. Duke Nukem
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I KNEW she was a man!
CaptainRescue
September 25th, 2011
3:57:31 PM CDT
On on the site ?DeNiro tries to get his car fixed
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Yeah this is a good site... hey, what do you mean, "fuck you"?
CaptainRescue
September 3rd, 2011
6:08:58 PM CDT
On on the site ?walter matthau reviews my cum
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That movie filled my head with as many good ideas as Home Alone when I was small.
CaptainRescue
July 31st, 2011
1:12:52 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) The Gay Test™
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If there's one thing I hate in porn, it's when people are talking. Love that mute button!
CaptainRescue
July 31st, 2011
1:10:39 PM CDT
On on the site ?TIAPP
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I wanna kiss you but your lips are VENOMOUS POIIIIIIISION! (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH) YOUR POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS! POISON (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH) I DON'T WANNA BREAK DESE CHAINS!
CaptainRescue
April 12th, 2011
3:37:36 PM CDT
On on the site ?Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape
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This may be hotter. Newman does have bigger tits, after all.
CaptainRescue
April 4th, 2011
7:16:04 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) off to save the world from kramer
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I have to say, I'm impressed by that negro's fried chicken accuracy. He probably left a horrible tip, though...
CaptainRescue
August 1st, 2010
12:44:42 PM CDT
On on the site ?Dartmnd * HARD MODE UNLOCKED! * (Esc to stop | F11 for full screen | F5 to play again | dart.ytmnd.com for easy mode)
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Got it
CaptainRescue
June 25th, 2010
12:18:44 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) Kyo sucks cock
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Eh... no
CaptainRescue
June 25th, 2010
12:17:07 PM CDT
On on the site ?Most Annoying Sound In the World Cup
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So I see you've been on 4chan recently...
CaptainRescue
October 14th, 2009
12:19:02 PM CDT
On on the site ?elderly man imitates machine gun on his WWII P-51 Mustang aeroplane
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I got flashbacks just watching this.
CaptainRescue
September 8th, 2009
9:35:32 AM CDT
On on the site ?revelation...
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Mother of God...
CaptainRescue
July 7th, 2009
10:33:35 PM CDT
On on the site ?Obama is a BIG FAT JOKE
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My stance on Obama as a president notwithstanding, I really don't give a sh*t about your opinion.
CaptainRescue
July 7th, 2009
10:26:09 PM CDT
On on the site ?Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes
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I did. It was relieving and satisfying.
CaptainRescue
July 7th, 2009
10:19:47 PM CDT
On on the site ?The Power of Orange Glo
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May he rest in peace.
CaptainRescue
May 8th, 2009
5:43:31 PM CDT
On on the site ?
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Baaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha!
CaptainRescue
May 8th, 2009
5:41:29 PM CDT
On on the site ?Much More Difficult Than A Windmill
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I have nothing much to say, so whoopsy knickers.
CaptainRescue
May 8th, 2009
5:39:07 PM CDT
On on the site ?i love you guys
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You silly goose, that isn't ice cream, that's mayonnaise!
CaptainRescue
May 7th, 2009
8:16:25 PM CDT
On on the site ?Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of the Wreck of th
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I felt myself slowly drift into madness.
CaptainRescue
May 7th, 2009
8:15:08 PM CDT
On on the site ?Royal Rainbow Stalin
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Next up, reading rainbow Stalin