Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes
Created on: June 26th, 2009
Actual Michael Jackson 9-1-1 Tapes
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Tes4o
June 26th, 2009
3:04:50 PM CDT
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JACKSON YOU CAN'T DO THAT HE SAID WATCH ME
thehyecircus
June 27th, 2009
10:06:51 PM CDT
(6)
I love WATCH ME! part
NaySayer
June 27th, 2009
11:50:39 PM CDT
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That's what was said on the site. Repeating it in comments is stupid.
money-hat
June 29th, 2009
11:50:47 AM CDT
(5)
Pointing out what kind of comments are stupid in the comment section of a YTMND is double stupid. including this comment , which is 3X stupid.
braxton
July 5th, 2009
1:22:14 AM CDT
(1)
naysayer is a f*cking idiot
NaySayer
July 5th, 2009
8:55:03 PM CDT
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Incorrect. My intellegence is above average. You're observation is without merit.
opiumtrader
July 6th, 2009
1:47:58 PM CDT
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Yeah Bu you PENIS is below average in size. So stfu
zomglolzxd
July 7th, 2009
11:32:39 AM CDT
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naysayer sucks eggs
NaySayer
July 9th, 2009
10:22:30 PM CDT
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Also incorrect. In order to judge the size of my penis, which I assure you is more than adaquate, means you would have had to seen it. The means to do so on your part requires knowlege of my location at a time where I am exposed, and a less than acceptable desire to witness my nude form. Also, sucking eggs is a practice without purpose, therefore it is one I do not partake in.
shaqywacky
July 16th, 2009
12:14:59 AM CDT
(2)
I'm with naysayer, that comment is retarded and his penis is more than adequate.
braxton
July 19th, 2009
2:01:50 AM CDT
(1)
naysayer it is quite common practice to repeat lines in the site on the comment page. it is also quite common practice for people who have no sites to constantly downvote or criticize others work while offering nothing of their own to the community. but don't worry, i put you in a site. http://elasticsnapholeofthelovebear.ytmnd.com/
shaqywacky
July 19th, 2009
5:34:27 PM CDT
(0)
Just because a lot of people do it doesn't make it not stupid.
Atatakakunai
July 22nd, 2009
6:38:07 AM CDT
(0)
this just in, NaySayer says Nay!
mrnoodle
July 22nd, 2009
9:10:35 AM CDT
(1)
Trying to write like a college professor and not pulling it off = stupid. Although I can vouch for his penis size.
nosbot2
July 23rd, 2009
7:09:31 PM CDT
(1)
I love how in today's society anyone using words too big for a pop up book is trying to "imitate a professor."
poopypants26
June 26th, 2009
3:49:54 PM CDT
(2)
You have won the contest.
batchler
June 27th, 2009
12:43:35 PM CDT
(0)
YTMND GOLD!!!
Karasawa7
June 29th, 2009
8:43:37 AM CDT
(0)
your site fails, www.nobody-cared.ytmnd.com is SH!T
Dopplebanger
June 26th, 2009
3:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
watch me watch me
armoredcoregamerewiz
June 27th, 2009
4:29:56 PM CDT
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DocHolliday
June 26th, 2009
11:58:27 PM CDT
(0)
W.I.N!
Booster37
June 27th, 2009
12:35:06 AM CDT
(22)
Who's the Doctor? Bill Cosby?
q959fm
June 27th, 2009
12:50:19 AM CDT
(5)
lol. Does sound a bit like Clif Huxtable.
man-of-war
June 27th, 2009
11:28:12 AM CDT
(15)
If he was Mr. Cosby, then he would be talking about how many puddin pops Jackson tried to shove in his mouth.
DereLicked
June 27th, 2009
1:04:43 PM CDT
(4)
I told him he couldn't have any chocolate puddin' and he said WATCH ME!
hbomberman
June 29th, 2009
6:40:46 AM CDT
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I can hear the new remix already: well, ya see, the MICHAEL eats the PUDDIN POPS which gives him the CARDIAC ARREST, ya see? with his hippin and his hoppin and dancin and pill-poppin, so he forgot what the POP is all about POP is like GAY, No! actually POP is like SOOO GAY! No! actually POP is for F*GGOT(s)!
hbomberman
June 29th, 2009
6:41:41 AM CDT
(3)
hey little fella, do you like JESUS JUICE? What do you think candy is made out of?
JesseZojo
June 27th, 2009
1:59:57 AM CDT
(6)
Was that Bobcat Goldthwait with Michael??
GaryGnu
June 27th, 2009
3:35:17 AM CDT
(4)
I hate you, but this is awesome.....
nervousbreakdown
June 27th, 2009
5:36:09 AM CDT
(2)
q959fm, u so crazy!
s3m1lol
June 27th, 2009
8:32:56 AM CDT
(0)
win
Backwash
June 27th, 2009
8:54:01 AM CDT
(2)
So I take it that "oreo" is slang for little boy penis
derubermax
June 27th, 2009
10:00:00 AM CDT
(2)
You had me at Oreo.
man-of-war
June 27th, 2009
11:35:05 AM CDT
(2)
How the hell can stuffing Oreo cookies in your mouth cause cardiac arrest?
jasonkrowe
June 27th, 2009
11:17:06 AM CDT
(1)
So it was the Cookie Monster! DAMMIT!
man-of-war
June 27th, 2009
11:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
Epic...
prairiedogeric10
June 27th, 2009
11:36:35 AM CDT
(0)
wowsers sh*t f*ck
Greezy47
June 27th, 2009
11:36:42 AM CDT
(0)
LOL wut
hawktopus
June 27th, 2009
11:43:34 AM CDT
(0)
when he started counting the oreos, i began laughing for a full two minutes, no joke
LegoLewdite
June 27th, 2009
11:51:52 AM CDT
(2)
autopsy determined that they were in fact Hydrox
marxmith
June 27th, 2009
2:38:25 PM CDT
(4)
Hydrox... the most unappetizing name for a cookie ever.
TobyTheRobot
July 2nd, 2009
12:39:04 AM CDT
(2)
Prescription Hydrox is not for everyone. Consult your doctor if you experience anal bleeding, anal warts, anal itch, anal dryness, or any other anal symptoms. In some cases, sudden unexplained ejaculation has occurred, rarely resulting in death. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, then high-five; that's what this sh*t is all about, n*gg*.
DoomFrost
June 27th, 2009
11:54:09 AM CDT
(0)
Very nice, 5 stars.
AppleNick
June 27th, 2009
1:31:44 PM CDT
(22)
one more part of YTMND's never ending quest to ignore the 'too soon' factor
chidedneck
June 28th, 2009
6:35:03 AM CDT
(1)
a fine tradition
Edwardyay
July 11th, 2009
1:32:08 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO and HOW! XD
Hulloder
June 27th, 2009
1:46:02 PM CDT
(0)
I don't really get this, but it's pretty well done.
Crusher8576
June 27th, 2009
3:33:59 PM CDT
(1)
This is so wrong, but its hilarity completely eclipses its inappropriateness.
kujo62
June 27th, 2009
3:45:32 PM CDT
(0)
haha i knew this was one of yours the second i clicked on it
mrtenk
June 27th, 2009
4:05:55 PM CDT
(1)
"Doctor... Doctor Cosby I don't understand what your saying." "WELL YA SEE JELLO PUDDIN' POPS KOO KOO KA CHOO POKEMON WHERE THE GUY COMES OUT OF THE AA AA A AA!"
sammykammy
July 2nd, 2009
1:24:02 AM CDT
(0)
that actually made me laugh pretty hard...
Karasawa7
June 27th, 2009
4:29:24 PM CDT
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milkmanv1
June 27th, 2009
5:29:48 PM CDT
(0)
What starts with the letter C?
Eldred
June 27th, 2009
6:08:30 PM CDT
(0)
C-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jax1492
June 27th, 2009
10:26:32 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Spaztick
June 27th, 2009
10:41:59 PM CDT
(0)
I don't get it.
Scanner
June 27th, 2009
11:41:12 PM CDT
(2)
By "it" I think you mean sex.
zomgirulelolz
June 28th, 2009
12:34:49 AM CDT
(0)
:)
Mikebluez
June 28th, 2009
12:17:14 AM CDT
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Not real.
CalientePockets
June 28th, 2009
12:43:32 AM CDT
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He's like WATCH ME
Tmoe380
June 28th, 2009
2:48:02 AM CDT
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This isn't the real Michael Jackson call... I think you mixed it up with the Bill Cosby call.
Karasawa7
June 29th, 2009
8:45:07 AM CDT
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orly? did ya figure that on your own or did you have help......
Grimmstone
June 28th, 2009
8:05:23 AM CDT
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The white stuff in the oreos was Gavin Arvizo's spunk.
AminWRX
June 28th, 2009
1:06:28 PM CDT
(0)
This is hillarious! 5
pastachef
June 28th, 2009
1:28:22 PM CDT
(0)
so Mj died of a oreo overdose?
Yozetty
June 28th, 2009
2:15:34 PM CDT
(0)
Absolutely fantastic
mstrswrd06
June 28th, 2009
4:22:28 PM CDT
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WATCH ME!
everblink5
June 28th, 2009
4:27:54 PM CDT
(0)
oh my god...
AminWRX
June 28th, 2009
8:08:53 PM CDT
(0)
He's being an IDIOT, AGAIN. Love that part.
sammykammy
July 2nd, 2009
1:26:01 AM CDT
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i almost turned it off, i thought it was the actual call. but that part took me totally by surprise and i started laughing for ten minutes straight.
hbomberman
June 29th, 2009
6:34:10 AM CDT
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nsfw
wheatthins
June 29th, 2009
8:35:33 AM CDT
(0)
double stuff
Karasawa7
June 29th, 2009
8:44:10 AM CDT
(0)
Ivanunchi
June 29th, 2009
3:40:02 PM CDT
(0)
WAaAaTCH ME!
kaczman
June 29th, 2009
6:10:49 PM CDT
(0)
this is pure gold.
JoF00l
June 30th, 2009
3:02:07 AM CDT
(0)
anyone else think that the good doctor sounds like... a black Brack?
keatonkeaton999
July 1st, 2009
1:29:14 AM CDT
(1)
LOLOL
man-of-war
July 9th, 2009
9:02:15 PM CDT
(0)
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Lycandy
July 1st, 2009
1:36:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Raamrod
July 4th, 2009
12:06:24 AM CDT
(2)
This actually made me go out and buy some Oreos.
seanlole
July 7th, 2009
9:45:31 PM CDT
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NaySayer
July 9th, 2009
10:24:28 PM CDT
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Upon review of all previous comments, it is clear I have made no such post. It does not exist.
Excrement
July 9th, 2009
9:55:44 AM CDT
(1)
WATCH ME!
Preng
July 9th, 2009
4:32:41 PM CDT
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Michael... (WATCH ME!)
Edwardyay
July 11th, 2009
1:30:50 AM CDT
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I lol'd so hard! XD he was being an idiot again lol You can't do that Jackson hes like watch me! lol
YTMNDVC
July 16th, 2009
1:20:05 AM CDT
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WATCH ME!
the-gauntlet
July 17th, 2009
8:29:30 PM CDT
(0)
you cant do that.
bmw328aw
July 17th, 2009
10:12:59 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
Aldrai
July 23rd, 2009
11:17:07 PM CDT
(0)
I wonder if NaySayer has ever seen Grandma's Boy; he reminds me of a certain someone.
lashiens
July 25th, 2009
10:26:11 PM CDT
(0)
/philosophy You see, the funniest thing about this site, is the fact that THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME Jackson has done this. He's being an idiot.... again.