Approaching Blue Ball Machine
Created on: November 29th, 2006
Approaching Blue Ball Machine
I made this after approximately 17 or so hours of sleep since Sunday night. That's a bit more than 4 hours per night. (Colbert was right, the Wii is dangerous) Now, after making this site, I won't get much sleep tonight too. Thanks, YTMND.
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2,295 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-ball-machine
279 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-ball-machine
52 https://www.bing.com
22 http://www.trafficfaker.com
19 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-ball-machine?full=1

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November 30th, 2006
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blue ball is DOOOMED!
November 30th, 2006
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Inconvienent Truth style? The internet is serious business indeed.
November 30th, 2006
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Blue Ball machine sucks though.
November 30th, 2006
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we really need to get rid of the telemarketer
November 30th, 2006
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5 for Stronghold and because I agree completely
November 30th, 2006
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Thought of this one... just too lazy to create any sites. Well done.
November 30th, 2006
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True
November 30th, 2006
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Why is the Blue Ball Machine so sacred? -1 for being too long/slow.
November 30th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT PASSED THE PICARD SONG
November 30th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT PASSED THE PICARD SONG =(
November 30th, 2006
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Maybe we could move the site and if it is really that popular it'll get 100k hits a day.
November 30th, 2006
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SO FCKING BORING
November 30th, 2006
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The guy that made that site should change it to gay porn. That would be internet ownage. Or he could just delete it for being a total douchebag that doesnt understand the concept of ytmnd. F*ck you f*ggots.
November 30th, 2006
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... teksoqp
November 30th, 2006
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why the hell is the text too high to read. I can only see the bottoms of th letters.
November 30th, 2006
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Um, we could all go mark the Telemarketer site as NSFW, that would slow traffic, wouldn't it?
November 30th, 2006
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Oh!! Easy, we report it to the original creators as a copyright violation!! Can you say, "Cease and Desist"?
November 30th, 2006
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honestly if NEDM was at the very end i would not be able to stop laughing, 5'd for greatness tho
November 30th, 2006
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Should've had NEDM at the end, or something with more dramatic flair/kick. Also, Max could shut that b*tch of a site down, no?
November 30th, 2006
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Yea being linked on sites and in chain mails
November 30th, 2006
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you forgot poland
November 30th, 2006
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Well... We could make another site and get it linked in google and then defeat this site.
November 30th, 2006
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0.0
November 30th, 2006
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he should change the site to something nsfw and not repost, for those 20k links. It's not like he made the audio anyway.
November 30th, 2006
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THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
November 30th, 2006
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"ZOMG blueball is going down!!!111" Are people gonna die? So who cares? Get a life.
November 30th, 2006
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the truth!
November 30th, 2006
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not the greatest site, but it cant hurt too much to keep it up. keeps bringing traffic at least. its just another site we have to look at on our frontpage i suppose. itd be kickass if he edited the site though, ear-bleeding polend sound would be funny.
November 30th, 2006
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HowtoprankaTelemeerkater.ytmnd.com
November 30th, 2006
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I believe the total views of all time were reset when the new remodel was rolled out. That would mean HTPAT still has a bit longer to catch up to Blue Balls. Only thing we can do is let more people flock to YTMND.
November 30th, 2006
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I don't care for the blue ball site, but I'm sick and tired of seeing the telemarketer prank at #1 each day. Surely what he is doing is somehow against the rules...
November 30th, 2006
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Why doesn't whoever made the prank a telemarketer site just delete it and resubmit it, or something?
November 30th, 2006
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ALERT THE INTERNET
November 30th, 2006
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Very well done, but you forgot how Google works. When you search a phrase, it looks at all the websites that even have "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the page. It could be someone's Xanga saying "DUD OMFG I SW TIS OEN YTNDM TODAY IT WAS CALED How To Prank a Telemarketer". So the estimated 20,500 sites that are pulling in views aren't pulling in views at all.
November 30th, 2006
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blue balls > redneck getting pissed
November 30th, 2006
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although i totally agreee with you guys that it isnt funny, look at the bigger picture, 100000 views a day (if it truly is) means 100000 possible new donators daily to ytmnd, granted most of them wont like it enough to donate but even it a measly.00001% decide to donate that would be one new donator every day, now i know that even this is a fairly unreal possibility but still, the fact remains that 100000 views a day means 100000 possible new donators every day.
November 30th, 2006
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Blue Ball Machine sucks.
November 30th, 2006
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JUDEN
November 30th, 2006
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.... which is exactly why I made HowtoprankaTelemeerkater.ytmnd.com and used the name "How To Prank a Telemarketer"
November 30th, 2006
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Epic.
November 30th, 2006
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The music makes this YTMND, rofl. The Blue Ball Machine's days are numbered. The day of reckoning is at hand.
November 30th, 2006
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I usually get pissed off because YTMND is becoming power point or something. But I can back this.
November 30th, 2006
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I bet $5 to the person sitting next to me that this would wind up with a NEDM after "inevitable". ... Damn you.
November 30th, 2006
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GO BLUE BALLS GO!
November 30th, 2006
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NO. WE CANT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.
December 1st, 2006
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Get over it. More hits = good for all of us. If you don't like it, don't look at it; it doesn't take up the whole front page.
December 1st, 2006
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yes
December 1st, 2006
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i really liked this... well made ytmnd. we must STOP this telemarketer BS...
December 1st, 2006
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Instead of whining, why not just make a YTMND that's better than the Telemarketer one and then promote the hell out of it?
December 2nd, 2006
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"How to Prank a Telemarketer" may be hated because the author didn't put any work into it, but how does that make it different from any of the other top-five-viewed ytmnd's of all time? Earthbounder posted a GIF from SomethingAwful and added Pee Wee's Big Adventure music, Fendraki took an already existing song and added some images of EMO kids, and Sh*ttyMcSh*t took DarkMateria's Picard song and added a common image of Picard (so common it's in Weird Al's White and Nerdy Video). (cont'd)
December 2nd, 2006
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Mowtendoo's "Batman: ualeualeuale" is really the only one that took a lot of effort of the bunch. Sphonix was the first to post the sound file from "How to prank a telemarketer", and Earthbounded was the first to post the GIF of the Blue Ball Machine. Was there this kind of hostility towards Earthbounder when he overook Picard and Batman?
December 2nd, 2006
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Whoa... How to prank a telemarketer is in the Hall of Fame.
December 2nd, 2006
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well it is inevitable now, it got hall of famed. so its not getting deleted. what annoys me now is people are STILL accusing Shponix of viewhacking. they refuse to understand that the huge amount of links the site has is getting it views.
December 3rd, 2006
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we may be seeing spin off sites in the not so distant future, wonder what they will involve?
December 3rd, 2006
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Oh no... It's passed picard song.... NEDM!
December 4th, 2006
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It's UNTHINKABLE that something this sh*tty has passed an all-time classic, the Picard Song. STOP HIM NOW!
December 4th, 2006
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You're right, there's nothing we can do to stop it. I just hope people coming to the site for the first time don't think HTPAT represents what YTMND is about, just because it's the most highly viewed site.
December 4th, 2006
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i fell asleep and woke up and this was still going
December 5th, 2006
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How to end the telemarketer issue? YTMND WAR!
December 5th, 2006
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OMG over reacting ftw. 2 for effort caring I guess.
December 5th, 2006
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who cares if it gets #1, welcome to the internet
December 7th, 2006
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But there was still hope. On the slopes of Mount Doom, a last alliance of Elves and Men fought for Middle-Earth.
December 7th, 2006
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My mom was sent the link by a chain email
December 8th, 2006
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-4 for effort +1 for effort
December 8th, 2006
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Jesus Christ.
December 21st, 2006
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Gratz ochocobo. your prediction is spot on... HTPAT is gonna be the MOST POPULAR ytmnd evar, ZOMG! It already is!!!! WTF!
December 21st, 2006
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never forget 12/21
December 27th, 2006
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You should post a picture of the inevitable future. ;)
January 9th, 2007
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Kill the site! All Hail the Blue Ball Machine!
January 11th, 2007
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there's got to be something we can do
January 20th, 2007
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Try to make the gif run slower, you almost held my interest
February 9th, 2007
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very good.
February 11th, 2007
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February 12th, 2007
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February 21st, 2007
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There's the "Absolutely nothing" again, lol
August 12th, 2007
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The Music builds up the tension. :)
August 13th, 2007
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAW
January 7th, 2008
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It's votes that count.
March 15th, 2008
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IF you take stupid bullsh*t like this so seriously, get a f*cking life.
May 9th, 2008
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It actually surpassed the Picard Song. And The Emo Song, and Batman: ualuealuealeuale, and the Blue Ball Machine. But, let's look at the bright side: How to Prank a Telemarketer doesn't get as viewed anymore.
September 18th, 2010
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Blue Ball Machine is actually catching up now
October 1st, 2010
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LOL awesome
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