Atheist Goat
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Atheist Goat
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OmniIcyshelf
March 8th, 2006
10:48:24 PM CST
(0)
How the mighty have fallen.
OMGWTFBBG
March 8th, 2006
10:49:29 PM CST
(0)
"God is dead and we have killed him you and I" - Neitzche
migrn
March 8th, 2006
10:50:19 PM CST
(0)
Im an atheest and I don't look like that! ... do I?
OmniIcyshelf
March 8th, 2006
10:52:42 PM CST
(2)
I'm a Christian- But this is scornful mockery, not to mention ignorant. Beyond that, it is propaganda. God would want me to witness- But not to bear false witness.
feimi
March 8th, 2006
10:52:54 PM CST
(0)
zomg! I would be a little better with some kind of song, though.
BTape
March 8th, 2006
11:34:54 PM CST
(0)
DON'T TALK TO THEM!
CleverName
March 8th, 2006
11:34:57 PM CST
(2)
"God is dead" - Neitzche "Nietche is dead" -God
DisgustingHobbit
March 8th, 2006
11:39:14 PM CST
(0)
SHE'S NOT A CHISRTIAM AGGGH!
gouki4u
March 8th, 2006
11:42:00 PM CST
(0)
I'm off to convert the goats.
OMGWTFBBG
March 8th, 2006
11:43:12 PM CST
(0)
Bunch of sheep trying to convert the goats. LOL!
Ubermouser
March 8th, 2006
11:45:28 PM CST
(0)
good metaphor, OMGWTFBBG. Its unfortunate this is just propaganda against Christians.
RedFrog
March 8th, 2006
11:45:33 PM CST
(0)
Wow.
Jyemon
March 8th, 2006
11:46:04 PM CST
(0)
Needs new audio.
boomaga
March 8th, 2006
11:46:54 PM CST
(0)
He'll plant seeds of DOUBT in your fertile little imaginations !
stya1
March 8th, 2006
11:50:44 PM CST
(0)
I'm athiest, and I am far from grouchy. God doesn't exist..want some of my ice cream?
TerraChronicle
March 8th, 2006
11:51:04 PM CST
(0)
What kind of whore....
EonBlueApocalypse
March 8th, 2006
11:54:14 PM CST
(0)
God is sleeping.
Allpaca
March 8th, 2006
11:54:51 PM CST
(0)
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!!! THEY MAY GET YOU!!!
Newo
March 8th, 2006
11:55:03 PM CST
(0)
Where is the sound?
inkdrinker
March 8th, 2006
11:56:03 PM CST
(0)
Meanwhile I always figured goats were the most godlike of the animals
Newo
March 8th, 2006
11:56:26 PM CST
(0)
There it is!
Choronzon
March 9th, 2006
12:41:36 AM CST
(1)
Yup, it's the evil atheist conspiracy at work again - and despite the fact that we seem to control the entire media, there is as of yet no atheist channel on television.
godcanmoan
March 9th, 2006
12:51:18 AM CST
(0)
funniest most rediculous website ever
caligo
March 9th, 2006
12:52:08 AM CST
(0)
yes, because 'observing' and pestering the neighours is the true path to happiness
caligo
March 9th, 2006
12:55:17 AM CST
(0)
oh yeah, and DON'T TOUCH THEM CHILDREN, THEY'LL INFEST YOU WITH ATHEISM DISEASE!!1!
infamous
March 9th, 2006
12:56:38 AM CST
(-2)
Man, how stupid religion is.
azalea
March 9th, 2006
12:57:41 AM CST
(0)
I've got three choice letters for this: WTF?
dasrik
March 9th, 2006
12:58:51 AM CST
(0)
Apocalypse coming real soon, we swear!
WombatJuice
March 9th, 2006
12:59:47 AM CST
(0)
Go down to the Creationist Giraffe and read about how they think T-rex was an herbivore. o_o That's almost as good.
afronight76
March 9th, 2006
12:59:50 AM CST
(0)
lol, priceless bullsh*t!
WombatJuice
March 9th, 2006
1:00:55 AM CST
(0)
PS- Supposedly, secular movies have been lying all along. Dang.
mattcruise
March 9th, 2006
1:01:58 AM CST
(0)
http://giraffenstien1.ytmnd.com/
swedishkessler
March 9th, 2006
1:02:06 AM CST
(0)
lool
studlyteej
March 9th, 2006
1:02:13 AM CST
(0)
wow...
zyle
March 9th, 2006
1:03:47 AM CST
(0)
Allah Akbar!!1!
roq
March 9th, 2006
1:04:02 AM CST
(0)
LOL holy sh*t, this website is real. Click on the Q&A Professor above the atheist goat. Some of the answers explained that earth is less than 10,000 years old & that early incest was okay because 'sin' caused genetic mutations in humans
NewdNewb
March 9th, 2006
1:04:53 AM CST
(1)
"Nietzsche is God" - The Dead
GiantTarget
March 9th, 2006
1:05:46 AM CST
(1)
Purchase your very own "I'm a Athiest" kit. Comes with bath robe,coffee mug and some Folgers.
KOOKYMANG
March 9th, 2006
1:06:29 AM CST
(1)
I WILL TURN YOUR YOUR CHILDREN TO THE DARK SIDE!
NewdNewb
March 9th, 2006
1:06:40 AM CST
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I found this site a while ago, and it's satire. It took me a while to figure it out, since it's so well done, and the fact that some people are almost that crazy. The creationist science fair is the best part of it.
s1monhookup
March 9th, 2006
1:11:34 AM CST
(0)
LOL go the evil goat
elsuperjudio
March 9th, 2006
1:19:16 AM CST
(0)
Bahhh.
Virty
March 9th, 2006
1:20:46 AM CST
(0)
Awesome. Not that Christians actually believe that, but still funny.
Minae
March 9th, 2006
1:21:25 AM CST
(0)
yes, i often troll playgrounds lashing out at young children... bullsh*t christians i swear.
Synod
March 9th, 2006
1:27:54 AM CST
(0)
I'm not sad. Beware the voice of reason and reality children!
caligo
March 9th, 2006
1:29:38 AM CST
(0)
lmao, you should check out their art section - http://atheistgoatavoided.ytmnd.com/
dialdfordesi
March 9th, 2006
1:35:17 AM CST
(0)
Christian propaganda ftw!
dannyaq
March 9th, 2006
1:35:35 AM CST
(0)
that site is great
Steege
March 9th, 2006
1:36:46 AM CST
(0)
Goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses! lol
mast
March 9th, 2006
1:37:34 AM CST
(0)
Thank god there's 9000 different kinds of Christianity, so there's always going to be some loonies.
Lambon
March 9th, 2006
1:37:49 AM CST
(0)
lol, five
Zam
March 9th, 2006
1:38:19 AM CST
(0)
Needs an EVERYTHINGS UNGODLY sound
hanoko
March 9th, 2006
1:41:26 AM CST
(0)
Oh jeez, a friend of mine found this site a while ago. It's a joke, kids. A well-crafted one, but still a joke.
Slaughter101
March 9th, 2006
1:50:00 AM CST
(0)
lol, there is not god. Religon is simply for ppl who have no faith in themselves. Man created the world u live in today, not "god".
caligo
March 9th, 2006
1:50:02 AM CST
(0)
dude, they have a print-out for an Atheist Goat paper action figure! Win!
looney-bin
March 9th, 2006
1:51:54 AM CST
(0)
OMG The goat's going to molest small children!
phire
March 9th, 2006
1:56:52 AM CST
(0)
many hardy laughs
thanatogenos
March 9th, 2006
2:00:06 AM CST
(0)
LOL godless goat
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
2:01:38 AM CST
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One'd for making religion bashing even more immature than it already is.
mfndve
March 9th, 2006
2:04:21 AM CST
(0)
i hope this isnt real, but it probably is.
doc-faustus
March 9th, 2006
2:08:21 AM CST
(0)
this is to funny.. christ stains think so f*cked up
thyme
March 9th, 2006
2:13:09 AM CST
(0)
hes goin to hell: http://sgth.ytmnd.com/
Jobes
March 9th, 2006
2:25:06 AM CST
(0)
"crotchety"
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
2:25:24 AM CST
(-1)
People...this site is satire. It wasn't actually made by a Christian group of any time. Don't be so gullible.
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
2:26:26 AM CST
(0)
Whoops, I meant "of any kind."
Espilae
March 9th, 2006
2:41:12 AM CST
(0)
Children, never try to confront a heretic Atheist by yourself. Wait for a responsible adult to bring a stake, matches and a litre of gasoline.
AegisReflector
March 9th, 2006
2:41:54 AM CST
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i'd love to believe it were satire...but i really don't think so.
andyman8662
March 9th, 2006
2:49:12 AM CST
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Jesus said... the Kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood... and I am there, lift a stone... and you will find me.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
March 9th, 2006
2:53:22 AM CST
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"Neitzche is dead" - God
JauntyHat
March 9th, 2006
2:59:42 AM CST
(0)
LOL Christians
Tatara
March 9th, 2006
3:04:17 AM CST
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You win because OMG EVAL ATHEIST! I'm deedist, so I don't care.
blizzardo
March 9th, 2006
3:16:30 AM CST
(0)
I'm atheist, and I'm having a wonderful time!!
SultanRob
March 9th, 2006
3:25:41 AM CST
(0)
I can't believe I didn't make this site. Kudos.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
March 9th, 2006
3:30:27 AM CST
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wait, so all goats are atheists?
elbowdeeplove
March 9th, 2006
3:30:56 AM CST
(0)
hahah objective ministries is awesome....check out the jesus light switch on there
NOOOOO111
March 9th, 2006
3:36:20 AM CST
(0)
keeping them blind
sup34dog
March 9th, 2006
4:13:13 AM CST
(0)
LOL religion is so nuts. "They may even try to trick you into neglecting God's word" just proves their stance on brainwashing children.
sup34dog
March 9th, 2006
4:14:27 AM CST
(0)
I've never seen a more brilliant interpretation of it.
pincone
March 9th, 2006
4:49:05 AM CST
(0)
I'm a christian and find that hilarious.
Shazle
March 9th, 2006
4:54:21 AM CST
(0)
lol i love it! that'll teach them athiests
pincone
March 9th, 2006
5:04:07 AM CST
(0)
it's a parady of fundamentalist christain websites dumbass it isn't real.
renegade64
March 9th, 2006
5:32:32 AM CST
(0)
5-ing just because you can spin that sheep's head on the website. It's quite fun
phobosavvy
March 9th, 2006
5:37:25 AM CST
(0)
remember kids: jesus hates goats! or something like that...
OmniIcyshelf
March 9th, 2006
5:59:02 AM CST
(0)
I should have guessed it was satire. In any case, this does make me laugh. There are few things that raise my ire more than ignorance regarding religion, be it from atheists, Christians, or anyone else.
Smon
March 9th, 2006
6:33:09 AM CST
(0)
"very advanced witnessing techniques are needed" XD
TheMadMonkey
March 9th, 2006
6:43:22 AM CST
(0)
The only witnessing technique that'll work on me is 3,000,000 dollars. Get to work on that, god-squad.
Peanut
March 9th, 2006
7:08:24 AM CST
(0)
...Is this real? Religious people shouldn't talk... THEY think they have it all figured out because they read some sh*t from someone smarter and older than they are so they automatically believe it
EliteUrashima
March 9th, 2006
7:29:49 AM CST
(0)
Wow...just....wow.
Jaysus
March 9th, 2006
7:36:44 AM CST
(0)
I saw this a couple years ago on some Christian website. WHERE'S THE KANGAJEW?
captainstarbucs
March 9th, 2006
7:42:07 AM CST
(0)
im also a christain but i have friends that are atheist, and yes they are all sad but not grumpy lol. but im 5'ing this because i can take humor
Nolano
March 9th, 2006
7:51:13 AM CST
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Nolano
March 9th, 2006
7:52:18 AM CST
(0)
4 because I like it, -1 for no sound credit.
Blackmagic
March 9th, 2006
8:12:44 AM CST
(0)
More christian insanity and desperation to make everyone think like them and believe in their own mythical beings.
AlmostJinkies
March 9th, 2006
8:38:23 AM CST
(0)
You people do actually realize that Objective Ministries is a joke website, right? It isn't real... no need to get pissy...
Abel2
March 9th, 2006
8:49:58 AM CST
(0)
lol, christianity
jman1000
March 9th, 2006
8:50:43 AM CST
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zOMG I found an atheist in my neighbourhood. I need to TELL MY PARENTS OR MY PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!! LMAO!! And I'm Christian, btw.
felinoid
March 9th, 2006
9:32:52 AM CST
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I can not tell if the source website is sereous or just a joke. The author is eather incredably deluted or very good.
RentACop
March 9th, 2006
9:49:29 AM CST
(0)
I don't know how many people have to say it but the site is satire you twits.
EcheloN
March 9th, 2006
9:53:38 AM CST
(0)
If it was real, I would not be surprised at all.
Paulunga
March 9th, 2006
9:55:41 AM CST
(0)
lol
SecretPolice
March 9th, 2006
10:12:26 AM CST
(0)
This image was funny when I saw it 4 years ago.
john31584
March 9th, 2006
10:20:09 AM CST
(0)
I prefer to spend my Sundays doing productive or enjoyable things. Church is neither.
kev3d
March 9th, 2006
10:26:06 AM CST
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Sure he is Godless, but Man, can that goat brew some fine coffee. 5/5 good find.
jdun
March 9th, 2006
10:27:22 AM CST
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Gay, old.
Mikeguy
March 9th, 2006
10:27:58 AM CST
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"But then why are they always so SAD?" lol
tekxcher
March 9th, 2006
10:40:55 AM CST
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Just the fact that you can't tell if it's a satire or not speaks volumes...
LSDguy
March 9th, 2006
10:43:17 AM CST
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"i don't know what weapons world war III will bring, but world war IV will be faught with stix and stones"- Albert Einstein
forty4
March 9th, 2006
10:47:36 AM CST
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This is more of a PSA than anything else...
o0Ender0o
March 9th, 2006
10:52:45 AM CST
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the Dr Giraffe part is hilarious
Raccoon
March 9th, 2006
11:00:27 AM CST
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tch.. no wonder christians are fools.
NorthStar
March 9th, 2006
11:03:30 AM CST
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This type of propaganda sickens me.
captiancharisma
March 9th, 2006
11:09:37 AM CST
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I. Hate. Christians.
Supermanisme
March 9th, 2006
11:22:12 AM CST
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ZOMG great find, just reminds me of how stupid christians can be.
esc861
March 9th, 2006
11:26:02 AM CST
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This is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke...
Supermanisme
March 9th, 2006
11:26:02 AM CST
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loler figures it is a parody
jnorris441
March 9th, 2006
11:27:47 AM CST
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athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems
NeverClever
March 9th, 2006
11:33:47 AM CST
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This has been a long time standing piece of objective missionary church kidz site...they mean it, and they are ridiculous...five for bring attention to it...
nightrose
March 9th, 2006
11:37:20 AM CST
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LOL, stolen image and cliche sound. 1.
EtherealHyperion
March 9th, 2006
11:38:32 AM CST
(0)
OMG THE HEATHENS ARE COMING THE HEATHENS ARE COMING
Abdiel
March 9th, 2006
11:44:18 AM CST
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i hate religious people
RupeeClock
March 9th, 2006
11:51:40 AM CST
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Oh my, what a horrible, racist website that is!
PMSQueen
March 9th, 2006
11:56:56 AM CST
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So when the "adults" come to my house should I set them on fire?
CannonManG
March 9th, 2006
11:57:28 AM CST
(0)
Atheists know what they believe best
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
12:12:38 PM CST
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NeverClever, your screen name is very appropriate. This is not a real Christian site. It's a parody site. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries
money-hat
March 9th, 2006
12:12:54 PM CST
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It's not serious. It's a satire, heavilly leaning on Christian bashing..... but done with satire. Hateful, but humurous. In other words, it's not a real christian site. It's a spoof.
davidy
March 9th, 2006
12:14:32 PM CST
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Atheists aren't just grumpy, they are pretty arrogant
oxymoron1186
March 9th, 2006
12:15:22 PM CST
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As a Christian, I cannot stand radical, fundamentalist Christians. However, don't use a parody website as means to bash all Christians. Demonizing entire religions is not a good thing.
Cryptic
March 9th, 2006
12:18:56 PM CST
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LoL@ Lash out at children FTW!!!!
mmmmjournal
March 9th, 2006
12:20:08 PM CST
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I used to be a happy atheist, but now I believe in YTMNDism. Consider me a faithful convert.
lordxar
March 9th, 2006
12:27:16 PM CST
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Tha goat has no legs.
mystiek
March 9th, 2006
12:30:41 PM CST
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We may be goats.. but at least we aren't blind sheep, like christians!
TijuanaMofos
March 9th, 2006
12:37:56 PM CST
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goats suck!
RisenRooster
March 9th, 2006
12:46:38 PM CST
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once again some douchebag has made me and my faith look bad. oh well at least some people got a cheap laugh. 5'd
WTL
March 9th, 2006
12:48:06 PM CST
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Funny because it's true.
escapedlabmonkey
March 9th, 2006
12:49:41 PM CST
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God is dead? I didn't even know he was sick.
Duz
March 9th, 2006
12:53:16 PM CST
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OH NOES THE ATHEISTS ARE COMING
escapedlabmonkey
March 9th, 2006
12:57:02 PM CST
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Also, Christians are brain washed sheep.
DjStikMan
March 9th, 2006
1:06:56 PM CST
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Quick! Report people with opinions to the authorities! NOW!
Virty
March 9th, 2006
1:23:26 PM CST
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That's from a joke site people, it's not serious. Everyone speaking out against are the real dumbasses, it ain't serious.
Zdyne
March 9th, 2006
1:41:06 PM CST
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Wow… If the people that made that pic are serious… just wow.
lordofthepings
March 9th, 2006
1:43:23 PM CST
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LOL HAHV U GUYS READ THE 100 REASONS WHY GOD EXITS ON SOEM ATEHIST WEBSITE ITS RELAYL FUNNNY LOL
Zdyne
March 9th, 2006
1:43:47 PM CST
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Forgot To vote
shreknation
March 9th, 2006
1:49:50 PM CST
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Greatness.
ForceUser
March 9th, 2006
2:02:56 PM CST
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atheists fail at life
TheGreatMightyPoo
March 9th, 2006
2:09:53 PM CST
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XD
scrawnyb
March 9th, 2006
2:31:59 PM CST
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Haha, WTF? stupid propaganda. I'm an atheist and found this highly entertaining - most likely because I know I'm not anything like described in this 'warning' comic. But anyways, interesting find. P.S. I don't look like a goat either! DISCRIMINATION!
boomaga
March 9th, 2006
2:34:16 PM CST
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Yes, it's a parody website but it's a DAMN good one, and if you navigate thru ads and links, it overlaps other parodies and also REAL Xtian pages. Clue #1 for me was the Kanga-Jew.
Mortimersnort
March 9th, 2006
2:34:46 PM CST
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LMFAO. another reason why religion is plain retarded. not only do they insist on believing something that isnt true, they think those who dont are retarded too. i hate those f*ggots.
Mortimersnort
March 9th, 2006
2:36:31 PM CST
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OH so this is making fun of christians, well then five!!
Gerbonzo
March 9th, 2006
2:38:16 PM CST
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Support avocado suffrage.
TheoW593
March 9th, 2006
2:42:16 PM CST
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Look at this pic l found on the site: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-skeetblastoff.png
youspoonybard
March 9th, 2006
2:47:58 PM CST
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LOL i go to a catholioc high school so this is like ten times more funny for me
devilz
March 9th, 2006
2:55:44 PM CST
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lol
Anakron
March 9th, 2006
2:57:49 PM CST
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lolgasm
GLAmurfetto
March 9th, 2006
3:03:38 PM CST
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Does existentialism count?
zakmagnus
March 9th, 2006
3:09:09 PM CST
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All of this and not one mention of an odd todd rip-off.
mikedh007
March 9th, 2006
3:16:02 PM CST
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The guy who lives down the hall from me a disgrunteled athiest lol.
NeoEllis
March 9th, 2006
3:17:00 PM CST
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Whenever I'm approached by Christians trying to convert me, instead of telling them to f*ck off, I try to get them to read Sartre or Nietzsche. I don't think they ever do, but it's still sort of fun. Religion cannot withstand reason.
NSAScoot
March 9th, 2006
3:17:33 PM CST
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"athiests are sad because we can't blame a giant magic man in the sky for our problems"
unimportant
March 9th, 2006
3:21:32 PM CST
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Oh, propaganda, you make me chuckle.
MAgresta713
March 9th, 2006
3:26:07 PM CST
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i remember this site.. its crazy dumb lol
Willsnotgay
March 9th, 2006
3:26:26 PM CST
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The Habu's corner one is even better.
Siegmund
March 9th, 2006
3:26:43 PM CST
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American Christian propanganda, lol. Funny as sh*t, allthough sh*t isn't really funny, is it?
kjw1287
March 9th, 2006
3:30:31 PM CST
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Ignorance is funny.
Shinsenbaka-san
March 9th, 2006
3:36:00 PM CST
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... Yay, finnally Christians will stop talking to me. Thank go... Oh wait... I don't believe in him. =D
Chaos-Master
March 9th, 2006
3:38:56 PM CST
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Christian propoganda is so damn funny
Chav-Slayer
March 9th, 2006
3:43:35 PM CST
(0)
So messed up...baaaaah.
Knuxer
March 9th, 2006
3:44:11 PM CST
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check out the "LOL" pants on that webpages store lol
takecare
March 9th, 2006
3:46:35 PM CST
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lol... and they call the muslims extremists... lol
innocentbystander
March 9th, 2006
3:48:58 PM CST
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"God is dead." Nietzche, 1882 "Nietzche is dead." God, 1900
Shanoyu
March 9th, 2006
3:50:16 PM CST
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Thank god they're keeping their children away.
Maldor
March 9th, 2006
3:54:20 PM CST
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*is a very happy atheist*
sirjman
March 9th, 2006
3:55:23 PM CST
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lol
Warcraft
March 9th, 2006
3:58:05 PM CST
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Sheep go to heaven. Goats go to hell.
mantenna
March 9th, 2006
4:00:38 PM CST
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LOL, fundamentalists are so dumb.
puphles
March 9th, 2006
4:03:06 PM CST
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I can't believe that's real. lol.
Tails101beta
March 9th, 2006
4:05:08 PM CST
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This and the kanga-jew are the best. Lol, christianity
SpaceWhale
March 9th, 2006
4:11:11 PM CST
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-1 because i know its from a joke site and -1 more because the hindu one is superior
Matrixfox
March 9th, 2006
4:17:57 PM CST
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Brain washing our youth. I'm a christian and I try to convert those who are willing to learn.Lol, so that is what little kids learn in sunday school.
Denkriston
March 9th, 2006
4:24:03 PM CST
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DON'T LET THEM LOOK AT YOU--YOU'LL GET INFECTED WITH THEIR EVIL!!!
Faust
March 9th, 2006
4:25:21 PM CST
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I say GOD IS DEAD! Anyway. This is a great site. "If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, tell a parent!" EVIL HERETICS THOU SHALT BE SMITTEN!
Faust
March 9th, 2006
4:26:32 PM CST
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Dear GOD it's a cult for f*cking children.... Check out their site
Rainbringer
March 9th, 2006
4:26:59 PM CST
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lol, atheist
nureyev
March 9th, 2006
4:28:40 PM CST
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that.is.awesome.
Obie
March 9th, 2006
4:31:34 PM CST
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Another awesome YTMND....Love it
Humphro
March 9th, 2006
4:32:38 PM CST
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lmao
Darth-l33t
March 9th, 2006
4:37:00 PM CST
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Real atheists have more facial hair than that.
Dragoh
March 9th, 2006
4:45:10 PM CST
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My mind cannot comprehend the ignorance. Seriously. I think I just got a brain hemorrage trying to think about it... Ow.
CaptainPeepers
March 9th, 2006
4:45:37 PM CST
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lol crotchety. I like how they treat athiests like lepurs. YOUR GOD LOVES THAT :D
sheepiroth
March 9th, 2006
4:54:05 PM CST
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I remember seeing this a longgggggg time ago.
Marth
March 9th, 2006
5:11:44 PM CST
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rofl @ "lash out at children"
Creamy
March 9th, 2006
5:14:37 PM CST
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Wow, best laugh all day. Thanks for the spiritual safety tip! Just say no to grump old Mr. Gruff!
tehpogo
March 9th, 2006
5:18:43 PM CST
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HAhahaaha. It took me about 10 minutes to figure out that it was a parody site. KUDOS :)
bloodlash
March 9th, 2006
5:33:54 PM CST
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...this is stupid who ever made that calender i would like to kill them im Atheist but im happy all the time :D but i have my own beliefs...
Fly1ngTo4st3r
March 9th, 2006
5:39:28 PM CST
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DARK-SIEDED!!!!!111
DoctorWorm374
March 9th, 2006
5:49:23 PM CST
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....Reason number 32 why I hate the Christian Faith.
KangarooKirby
March 9th, 2006
5:50:36 PM CST
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1 because that website is fake.
KangarooKirby
March 9th, 2006
5:52:21 PM CST
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And as a Catholic, I don't feel that that website is a proper representation of my beliefs at ALL. Post some Jack Chick comics for a 5.
ColdStone
March 9th, 2006
5:52:34 PM CST
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Ahhh the idiocy of Christians.
PBblindshot
March 9th, 2006
5:55:59 PM CST
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old but awesome.
Assmaster
March 9th, 2006
5:59:48 PM CST
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OMG! I remember that site.
tigerman
March 9th, 2006
5:59:51 PM CST
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the fact that the biggest bitches I know are strong christians kinda deflates their argument here
enemabandit
March 9th, 2006
6:01:31 PM CST
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The Fundamentalists have taken me. Please send help.
cdx
March 9th, 2006
6:06:30 PM CST
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LOLLLL
zepear
March 9th, 2006
6:12:36 PM CST
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Tell a parent or a pastor right away for the atheist may rape you and turn you away from religion! That site is awesome.
T-No
March 9th, 2006
6:16:01 PM CST
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I've seen these before. They still make me giggle though :D
Phibezeit
March 9th, 2006
6:21:24 PM CST
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Hey kids...wanna read some Ayn Rand?...5'd for linking me to that site. Hours and hours of laughs to be found there.
Rhombus
March 9th, 2006
6:22:08 PM CST
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Wow, sure are a lot of goats here. (And people going to hell)
Ziggy27
March 9th, 2006
6:30:04 PM CST
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Or u cud shoot the goat in the head and laugh at him. God is teh awesomeniss
obnoticus
March 9th, 2006
6:39:56 PM CST
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lol dont talk to them they might punch some holes in the bible!
intervention
March 9th, 2006
6:43:17 PM CST
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He CLAIMS to be Atheist, yet he might go to Church on Saturday rather than Sunday. HA! He uses his atheism as a façade.
kurijsan
March 9th, 2006
6:47:17 PM CST
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HF wasting sunday in church while i waste mine on the internet (:
AngryBrian
March 9th, 2006
6:56:30 PM CST
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Remeber kids if you find an atheist, tell your parents or your pastor. Also call your nearest republican represenitive so they can contact the FBI and have thier family slaughtered. lol, good stuff.
Pennywise
March 9th, 2006
6:57:11 PM CST
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You know what this needs? The "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" loop.
Comrade4386
March 9th, 2006
7:03:27 PM CST
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Goats: Not ment for... propaganda?
PenisPai
March 9th, 2006
7:17:22 PM CST
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Ahahaha, all of us grumpy old athiest goats... No wonder christians grow up to be so screwed up.
Shyrangerr
March 9th, 2006
7:18:32 PM CST
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Religion sucks;)
deadlymog2000
March 9th, 2006
7:29:12 PM CST
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I'm an atheist and this just makes me hate God (the fictional piece of sh*t that starts 90% of wars) even more.
Ultimatex28
March 9th, 2006
7:34:33 PM CST
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I hate all you f*cktards who keep saying "I'm Christian, but I'm not offended, lol." A vast majority of America is Christian, its understood that you probably are too.
SlapSix
March 9th, 2006
7:35:13 PM CST
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Haha, 5 for the stupidity and arrogence of Chirstianity.
Noggy
March 9th, 2006
7:40:00 PM CST
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LOL
gosox2005
March 9th, 2006
7:43:35 PM CST
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It's a f*cking parody. Do some research.
rubycalaber
March 9th, 2006
7:44:04 PM CST
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Yeh, I saw that and I've had it in my photobucket for like over a year now, its funny because it makes fun of every human at the same time.
billybones
March 9th, 2006
7:48:13 PM CST
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That site is sometimes unintentionally funnier than YTMND.
axis133
March 9th, 2006
7:48:22 PM CST
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Ha ha, Christians for the lose!
NineBreaker2
March 9th, 2006
7:49:57 PM CST
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f*cking Christian Propaganda Minibooks. >_
DarkShadow95
March 9th, 2006
7:52:37 PM CST
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Hello and welcome to four years ago.
Ultimatex28
March 9th, 2006
7:54:41 PM CST
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It's still funny DarkShadow. And if you want to be correct, it's more like welcome to 2000 years ago.
placebo
March 9th, 2006
8:04:11 PM CST
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Woo, don't we love Christianity.
DarkShadow95
March 9th, 2006
8:04:17 PM CST
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I found this in 8th grade and shared it with my entire class. I just don't find it funny anymore. The new clothing line is funny though. Read about the thong they are selling. "A constant reminder to women to get a husband."
Zeepher1
March 9th, 2006
8:08:37 PM CST
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Thats some real propaganda, do I really look like a goat?
megabyter5
March 9th, 2006
8:16:17 PM CST
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AAAAAAH!!! EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S AN ATHIEST!!!! STOP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!!! Wait... That's just me. Oh well.
XxTopCatxX
March 9th, 2006
8:38:00 PM CST
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LMAO, catholic corruption at it's best.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
March 9th, 2006
8:41:22 PM CST
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Zedd
March 9th, 2006
8:47:14 PM CST
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Advanced witnessing techniques, such as hypnosis, sysnopsis, asceticism, and animal mind control. Yeah, basically, they're not for amatuers.
Lolcano
March 9th, 2006
8:49:14 PM CST
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OMG ROFL...
heatonism
March 9th, 2006
8:55:23 PM CST
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HE'
heatonism
March 9th, 2006
8:57:43 PM CST
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HE'LL LASH OUT AT CHILDREN
gibaholic
March 9th, 2006
8:58:46 PM CST
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It's not christianity that is at fault, it's the people who believe it.
PubertyFairy
March 9th, 2006
8:59:46 PM CST
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haha I love christian propoganda
slagkick
March 9th, 2006
9:00:39 PM CST
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Propaganda is the devil.
darkknight109
March 9th, 2006
9:09:14 PM CST
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It's always so nice to see that we have such positive press representing our religion... to all the non-religious types out there, we're not like that. Just the extremists.
PrettyFly4AJedi
March 9th, 2006
9:12:43 PM CST
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Jesus was a Jew
OMGMatrix
March 9th, 2006
9:13:21 PM CST
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FTW. And yes, all religous people I know are like this.
Xioyux
March 9th, 2006
9:18:09 PM CST
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HAHAhHAHahaha tHAT IS GREAT
Vomitbrood
March 9th, 2006
9:23:00 PM CST
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If anyone is wondering, thats from Objectiveministries.org, some retarded funamentalist christrian webpage, I traced a picture of their youth rock band leader named "Skeet" (thats right, Skeet" Hoskins and attached him to a robot body. I then sent it in t
CAvenger
March 9th, 2006
9:23:58 PM CST
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This sounds almost as bad as, "Look out for atheists! They'll catch yer cooter!"
Jett
March 9th, 2006
9:30:42 PM CST
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WORD TO THE WISE: THIS IMAGE IS FROM A JOKE WEBSITE.
Fusion23
March 9th, 2006
9:31:20 PM CST
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Religion is gay
milbauer
March 9th, 2006
9:32:51 PM CST
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So true. 5.
Cloudsicle
March 9th, 2006
9:39:24 PM CST
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that site is a f*cking goldmine. WIN
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