Atheist Goat
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March 9th, 2006
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that site is a f*cking goldmine. WIN
March 9th, 2006
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Do you guys realize that the website is a joke?
March 9th, 2006
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cmon. it's not real...
March 9th, 2006
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Wow, watch everyone who made anti religious comments get downvoted by me.
March 9th, 2006
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HAHA i remember that site i saw it years ago! the indian dude where they're like, how many gods do you have? IDK ive lost count! rofl this is priceless!
March 9th, 2006
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Too many idiots here to downvote in one night.
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Got to love hating christians.
March 9th, 2006
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*shrugs*
March 9th, 2006
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Christians are fúcktárds. I'm happy to see the large number of people here that see religion as BS. I'll start making atheist ytmnds...
March 9th, 2006
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March 9th, 2006
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Religion is pretty stupid.
March 9th, 2006
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are you f*cking kidding me?
March 9th, 2006
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I'm an atheist and I look like that. It's true.
March 9th, 2006
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There is no way this is real. Did anyone look at the "Kidz Artwork Gallery"? http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html Even more fun at the bottom of page 4. Look closely...
March 9th, 2006
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I can't believe that some of you idiots even think this is real.
March 9th, 2006
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atheists are *ssholes as often as people of any religion. this thread is proof enough. 4 minus 1 because the source is a parody.
March 9th, 2006
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This is why I hate religion.
March 9th, 2006
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I too am a Christian and am disgusted with this kind of intolerance. Almost as bad as those Chick comics.
March 9th, 2006
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and yes, even if the site is a joke, it still points to the same problem with fundamentalists
March 9th, 2006
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lol hail Satan!
March 9th, 2006
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you grouches!
March 9th, 2006
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old image, played out music and lol @ the idiots who don't realize the satire
March 9th, 2006
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Christian Propaganda at its finest.
March 10th, 2006
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ive seen loads of these YTMND's,,, that site is well and truley warped....
March 10th, 2006
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look on the websites art page its all art submitted by people who hate them you can tell
March 10th, 2006
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March 10th, 2006
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Mr Gruff Related to Scruff McGruff?
December 7th, 2007
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hahahahaha, cartoon animal family history. I LOVE it.
March 10th, 2006
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They misspelled Athiest, I before e except after C
March 10th, 2006
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Mr. Goat says: lick my nuts, fundies!
March 10th, 2006
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That Site you got that image from is Funny sh*t lol Brain washing Children for the win :x
March 10th, 2006
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Btw they calling ytmnd Anti Christan terrorists! looool http://objectiveministries.org/
March 10th, 2006
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screw religion its all just a bunch of fear mongering. did you know the bible was writen when they thaught the world was flat?.....lol
March 11th, 2006
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The best part? This isn't a satire. They really are that serious. Just look at their shop.
March 11th, 2006
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this site is satire, the new articles are pretty blatant and if that is not enough they link to landover baptist church. no real religous site would link there because they are so over the top in there satire you have to be a retard not to pick up on it
March 11th, 2006
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whoops, never mind, they want it shut down, its hard to read this. i just thought they were just playing it realy straight
March 11th, 2006
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for example they have a thong in the cafe press store. its just so hard to read them.
March 11th, 2006
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lol I'd like to see them try.
March 12th, 2006
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Do christians comprehend the irony in them stating that this is just satire??? How about you think about what you ACTUALLY believe for a split second. Hollow are the Orii!! Stargate > *.religion.lol
March 12th, 2006
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5s
March 13th, 2006
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Some idiots still believe that website is real. Also, all you did was copy and paste. That music is almost as over-used as Simple Plan.
March 17th, 2006
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It is satire, and not by christians. "LOL Love our Lord" is humor for the short attention span. It's not a real site.
April 11th, 2006
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Why did so many of you comment this YTMND, it's not funny.
May 7th, 2006
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May 11th, 2006
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ahiests = grumpy goats? christians, you've done it again lol
May 13th, 2006
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He has everything figured out, that IS why he's sad! Because the truth of the universe is too bleak! Atheism is for the strong-hearted!
May 24th, 2006
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Does Jesus approve?
May 29th, 2006
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LOL. God is just pretend.
June 20th, 2006
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Get some new music
June 29th, 2006
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http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716 Jesus, lol, merchandise!
July 2nd, 2006
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Why a goat??? Hmmm... Anyone else get what it's really saying?
July 3rd, 2006
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Lol Fundamentalism.
July 4th, 2006
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kill all theists!!!!
July 6th, 2006
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XD!
July 8th, 2006
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LOL, don't talk to that atheist!
July 9th, 2006
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old but good.
July 10th, 2006
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Immaturity rly. GTFO'd.
July 10th, 2006
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Oh. Em. Gee! Of course it's so true. I love yelling at children. It's one of my favorite passtimes... Of course i'm so grouchy and sad all the time i can't really enjoy it.
July 11th, 2006
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I like how on the site they use an Elephant for a Hindu and called him Habu
July 12th, 2006
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wow! this site pisses me off to no end!
July 12th, 2006
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Atheism rules! Hooray for free Sundays! Oh, you get to go to Church? I'm going to Disney Land.
July 14th, 2006
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Jesus, talk about bigoted.
July 17th, 2006
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They're sad *because* they have everything figured out. Ignorance = bliss.
July 17th, 2006
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We need christains!... Their soo easy to make fun of lol
July 19th, 2006
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I think I've figured out the coffee thing. Anyone whose seen Guys and Dolls knows that the chruch lady says at one point (regarding coffee) "This stuff's so good, I can't believe it's not a sin." Now suppose there was some fanatic in the audience who saw the logic in this statement and decided to make a little addition to his website.
July 22nd, 2006
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It's funny cause it's true. I'm an athiest, only the ignorant are happy. Maybe when Jesus comes back, and eliminates the sex trade, or stops the intentional spread of aids, or explains why sexual predators make it into the ranks of priesthood, or why he did not come riding down on a cloud of lightning when puppet popes were instituted by corrupt kings through use of force. Until then, I'm sleeping till 3:00 on Sunday.
July 30th, 2006
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Woot, Go atheism! And they shouldn't sick their adults on us anymore than kids, we get enough christians on our backs.
August 4th, 2006
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AVOID DIRECT EYE CONTACT AT ALL COSTS! ATHEISTS ARE TRICKY LITTLE DEVILS!
August 6th, 2006
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5'd cuz i know that site. And their all over-religious f*ckers!
August 6th, 2006
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Omfg.
August 6th, 2006
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lol.
August 8th, 2006
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I am an athiest... but not a goat... beware anyway.
August 8th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
August 8th, 2006
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your ytmnd is not an awesome ytmnd. i've never lol'd so little. the site is fake. your grandparents are probly christians. go ahead, hate your grandparents. VVVVVVVVVV ^^^^^^^^^^
August 10th, 2006
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OH MY F*CKING GOD, I THINK I SPOTTED AN ATHEIST! LOL, HE'S SO GRUMPY! WHAT A BITCH! HE'S PISSED CAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD, LOL! I THINK HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME, OH SH*T! LET'S NOT TALK TO HIM CAUSE HE LOVES SATAN OR SOMETHING, KTHXBI. ALSO, ALL CAPS FTW.
August 10th, 2006
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But yeah... it'd be a lot funnier if the site wasn't, you know, a parody.
August 11th, 2006
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man, I really can't stand that website.
August 11th, 2006
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Atheists are incapable of being kind, reasonably satisfied in life or well-adjusted! We hardcore Christians however, are very capable of moving civilizations forward with our keen skills in literal translations of a highly edited and reinterpreted Bible, extreme ignorance, blatant mysticism and intolerance of those who have different beliefs and lifestyles!
August 11th, 2006
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August 11th, 2006
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August 12th, 2006
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What. The. Hell. Ok, I officialy hate these guys for calling another religion "evil".
August 12th, 2006
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thats a smartass goat. seriously.
August 12th, 2006
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Damn Christian Zelots
August 13th, 2006
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THE RAPTURE IS COMING, BE PREPARED!
August 13th, 2006
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Yeah, i think the site is just satire too. But I used to be a Christian, and they have similar wording in some of the common youth group literature.
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Holy sh*t is that real? Great find. Congratulations on not failing. I approve. You may continue to make YTMND's.
August 13th, 2006
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Staying home on sunday ftw
August 14th, 2006
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Well, weak-minded people need to believe in SOMETHING...it might as well be a magic man that live in the sky. That way they don't start practicing human sacrifice.
August 16th, 2006
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ARGH! THE ONLY REASON I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD IS BECAUSE I WANT TO SLEEP IN ON SUNDAYS. ¬_¬!!!!
August 16th, 2006
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it's scary to know that those flyers are real.
August 17th, 2006
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I am Christian. However, it is better a person, in my opinion, find god because they want to not because someone crams it down their throat or makes them afraid. This add is as lame as being scared of bad Thetans! lol...
August 18th, 2006
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i'm an Atheist and i Do look like that.actually i preffer 'non-theist'
August 19th, 2006
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athiests are close minded people who believe what they see is what they get..NEWS FLASH: Fact of life is that most of what goes on around the world are things we are not aware of...stop being ignorant. Atheists FTL
August 20th, 2006
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im not atheist but what the hell is wrong with these people? hmm, so atheists are grumpy pessimists, so you say a broad negative statement about them? n00b churches.
August 22nd, 2006
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YOU HAVE THE MANNERS OF A GOAT!
August 23rd, 2006
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wtf look at this http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716 O_o
August 23rd, 2006
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Where do you find these?
August 23rd, 2006
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i know, as an ahteist personally, i need to continually eat the souls of christian children to stay alive
August 28th, 2006
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"God is dead" - Neitzche "Nietche is dead" - syphilis
August 31st, 2006
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I need to go into hiding
August 31st, 2006
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I guess my lack of coffee and a bathrobe (much less depression) means I'm not an aetheist. Whew! For a second I thought I fit the definition, but this pamphlet enlightened me.
August 31st, 2006
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damn goats!
August 31st, 2006
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w/e i'm not athesist my firneds. they haven't ever tryed to rape me
August 31st, 2006
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remember kids, stay away from athiests.. they might try to unconvert you... but let the priest feel you up during confession =P... 5'd for finding this,
August 31st, 2006
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old image + overused music
August 31st, 2006
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Xians, lol.
August 31st, 2006
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5'd, and I wonder if anyone else caught the symbolism of athiests being goats to Satan. Athiests are satan!
August 31st, 2006
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It looks like something I saw about scientology...
August 31st, 2006
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ALthough this is retarted, 5d to show the narrowmindedness of christians today.
August 31st, 2006
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lol at anti-christian comments, as if that graphic speaks for all christians.
August 31st, 2006
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This is really old, but I am an upvoter so I will just remain neutral.
August 31st, 2006
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Although Atheists are going to hell, even this is a tad ridiculus.
August 31st, 2006
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As an athiest, I think I'm content with my grumpy goat image. My beliefs should not trouble you. GO AWAY!
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"God is dead." Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." - God "Both the guys who wore these stupid shirts are dead." - Butch
August 31st, 2006
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Wow, thats sad, people just have diffrent beliefs, and if the Church wants to single them out like that, the Catholic Church is just getting 1 step closer to Scientology.
August 31st, 2006
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"Even if believers are happier than skeptics that's no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
August 31st, 2006
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Atheists = goats Christians = sheep
August 31st, 2006
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Omg an atheist!! Quick lock your doors and bar your windows!
August 31st, 2006
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"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." Voltaire
August 31st, 2006
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Billy!
August 31st, 2006
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LOL, "...but then why are they always so sad?"
August 31st, 2006
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I've been around atheists before and not all of them are *ssh*l*es who try to make you believe God doesn't exist. I liked to know what form of Christianity made this card.
August 31st, 2006
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rofl
August 31st, 2006
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"Its not god i have a problem with, it's his fanclub i cant stand"
August 31st, 2006
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F*ck this. Excuse me while I go lash out at children.
August 31st, 2006
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PROPAGANDA? hahahahahaha fool, it's called SATIRE.... it's MEANT to be false, for a JOKE.
August 31st, 2006
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lol, religion is stupid.
August 31st, 2006
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atheism ftw ^_^;
August 31st, 2006
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BE CAREFUL KIDS THE ATHEIST GOAT WILL MAKE YOU DENY GOD AND THEN SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO SATAN.
August 31st, 2006
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If you can read that and believe it, then your and idiot!
August 31st, 2006
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5'd for being damn scary
August 31st, 2006
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old
August 31st, 2006
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crotchety
August 31st, 2006
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BRB need to grow a goatse.
August 31st, 2006
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This cartoon was made by an Atheist.
August 31st, 2006
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i'll six if u get an agnostic alligator
August 31st, 2006
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I believe in god, but I'm not christian, jewish, or muslim :O
August 31st, 2006
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CITE YOUR SOURCES
August 31st, 2006
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Needs better music
August 31st, 2006
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BEWARE!!!1one
August 31st, 2006
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Huh. "God is dead and we have killed him you and I" QFT
August 31st, 2006
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Atheism for life. n_n
August 31st, 2006
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wow, that's really ignorent. it's not the fact that atheists dont believe in god, they just dont care to become an ignorent idiot like yourself
August 31st, 2006
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hey joel, this is YTMND, not school. the maker isn't being serial. and the -definition- of atheist is not believing in a supreme being. that said, 5'd.
August 31st, 2006
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Wow I didn;t know christians could be so bad.
August 31st, 2006
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For a second, I thought it said Atheist Goatse. :/
August 31st, 2006
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Funny stuff. Kanga-Jew approves.
August 31st, 2006
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That site just plain infuriates me. This is what brings about hatred and extreme evangelism. That site also basically says that incest is okay. Ew.
August 31st, 2006
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lol@bullsh*t
August 31st, 2006
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avoid talking to them!
August 31st, 2006
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So. F*cking. Old.
August 31st, 2006
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I'm an atheist...and I've grown a goatee. Dang. 5'd anyway.
August 31st, 2006
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But I like my friends! D:
August 31st, 2006
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"Nietzsche is God" - The Dead
August 31st, 2006
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OMG that website seriously gave me and my friend 40 minutes of laughter. Its really worth a visit.
August 31st, 2006
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Very old spoof off of landoverbaptist.com
August 31st, 2006
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this is not a joke, lol
August 31st, 2006
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most screwed up thing. EVER
August 31st, 2006
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LOL, even though I'm Christian. Hilarious.
August 31st, 2006
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OMG ATHEISTS ARE grumpy people! ? WTF :\
August 31st, 2006
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August 31st, 2006
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Yeah its satire. But unfortunately there are a lot of people out there who actually think like this...
August 31st, 2006
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Whoah, what's this doing back on the Front Page?
August 31st, 2006
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Hah hah, lets make fun of a satire.
August 31st, 2006
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*barf*
August 31st, 2006
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]: http://godlovesukidz.ytmnd.com/
August 31st, 2006
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OMG TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!!!1
August 31st, 2006
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ugh. im a christian and this sh*t bothers me.
August 31st, 2006
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Handle me? No adult can handle my grumpiness.
August 31st, 2006
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wow, im hardcore Christian, and even i think this is pathetic
August 31st, 2006
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This is old and not real. Thanks for playing!
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www.objectiveministries.com btw we are considered terrorists by them, i think cuz of this site
August 31st, 2006
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I saw this a long time ago and its on the most viewed today. Glad to see it.
August 31st, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
August 31st, 2006
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This is the type of crap that my fellow Christians print? It's no wonder that nobody likes us.
August 31st, 2006
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Yes I love goats! which made this better!
August 31st, 2006
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Remember guys! Morality and religion are the EXACT same thing. It is impossible to even consider morality outside the context of religion. Just ask any politician! jesus christ i hate that.
August 31st, 2006
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here's the atheistic approach to morality: Societies that did not figure out that 1.) killing , 2.) stealing, or 3.) lying among their own people was bad died off or were overtaken by societies that did figure that out. There's the f*cking explaination. Everything else besides those 3 natural moral laws is pretty much bullsh*t.
August 31st, 2006
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already seen it
September 1st, 2006
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OH NOES! Somebody go tell Furry Jesus! He'll fix it!
September 2nd, 2006
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thats right i don't want to be fakely happy by believing crap religions, rather be sad
September 2nd, 2006
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http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/569716
September 3rd, 2006
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wow atheist aren't bad. I myself don't know what to believe, so I don't know if that would classify myself as an atheist.
September 3rd, 2006
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I swear I dont put anything past the catholic church anymore..
September 5th, 2006
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This thing lied to me! It said I was a goat, so I tried to eat a tin can, and now my teeth hurt :-(
September 6th, 2006
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1'd like a bitch
September 9th, 2006
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You all know everything on that page is the work of Landover Baptist, right? It's all fake.
September 9th, 2006
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LOL
September 15th, 2006
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don't listen to god, kids (LOL PUN!)
March 6th, 2007
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Wow, I had no idea I looked so fat in a bathrobe... *ahem* I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, CHRSTIAN CHILD! AND YOUR LITTLE RELIGION, TOO! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!
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Hey, who says atheists can't be happy? Go burn in your imaginary hell.
March 18th, 2007
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Religion is just a speed-bump against science. XP Why do they believe that Ghandi is going to a fictional place worse than aushwitz called "hell"(just for being the "wrong" religion) while the murderous,canibalistic,sadistic,rapist crusaders get some wonderful reward in some invisible place called "heaven"!!!???? Bible-god is f*cked!!! A psychoanylysist could tell you that the god in the bible in a total psychopath.(also has bi-polar disorder) Check out www.evilbible.com
March 18th, 2007
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kkkristians
April 9th, 2007
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How about dont talk to christians. Christians are rejects of the world and they know it. So they try to make belive that a fake *ss god loves them but in reality no one likes them. /wrists you peices of sh*t
December 7th, 2007
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I used to think this was funny until I looked at the website your source is from....man. I can't believe people actually...ya know...believe that way. And in our country of all places..I thought the fanatics were all in the Middle East. Check out the website and read about Hoppy or whatever his name is. He's the "Kanga-Jew". Couldn't make that up.
April 24th, 2009
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This is so funny, though it is a little sad that people teach kids this.
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