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It's easy to get the feeling sometimes that a lot of YTMND users are lacking culture beyond anything made in the last fifteen years.

It's for this reason I am proposing the first official "theme night" on YTMND. The topic of this "theme night" will be John Waters' masterful 1981 film entitled "Polyester".

The only rules of theme night are that you have to make a YTMND on topic to the film. There are no winners although there will certainly be some losers. The main goal of theme night is to create quality content.

Here is a torrent to the movie for your chopping pleasure. I suggest you purchase the movie as it includes a scratch and sniff card you can use to smell along with the flick.


On another note, the site will go down later this morning for maintenance, to clear the deletion queues. This means thousands of accounts, sites and comments will be deleted. If I have the time I am going to add a deletion button directly onto user profiles for myself to use. At this point, I feel it's time to start deleting en masse.

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August 7th, 2007
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FIX THE RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:
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Never even seen this sh*t. 1
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also 222
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also 2 self-replies in exactly two minutes
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dammit i am late to theme night again.
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dude that was awesome, did you do that on purpose, you commented at exactly 13:37
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LOL, silly Max... there was no internet 15 years ago. Al Gore made-ed it
August 7th, 2007
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Do we really have to do something so specific? and unknown? Wouldnt' a more general theme be nicer?
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Delete my alternate account? But I poop from there!
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I click show comment and then hit (-)
August 7th, 2007
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Also Running Man.
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Awesome 5000
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cool the site is back up
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LMAO
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I've got a bad feeling about this. Also, ban fourest.
August 7th, 2007
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i already made mine: http://poryestel.ytmnd.com
August 7th, 2007
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i like this idea. this should be every week a new art f*g movie to make pretentious pieces of sh*t with. no seriously im with you. im not even being sarcastic.
August 7th, 2007
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I still know where you live, macks
August 7th, 2007
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penises-.ytmnd.com
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Pirating in the name of quality!
August 7th, 2007
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Could not agree more. Some of my comments are way over the populous head's.
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It's easy to get the feeling sometimes that a lot of YTMND users deserve to die. It's for this reason I am proposing the first official "holocaust" on YTMND. The topic of this "death by fire" will be Morten Lindberg's masterful 1992 film entitled "Gay N*gg*rs From Outer Space".
August 7th, 2007
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The only rules of theme night are that you have to make a love to a gay black man. There are no winners although there will certainly be some losers. The main goal of theme night is to create godless bastard children. Here is a torrent to the movie for your chopping pleasure. I suggest you purchase the movie since my jewish uncle owns a videostore.
August 7th, 2007
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On another note, the site will go down later this morning for picard, to clear the vader queues. This means thousands of macguyvers, epic manoovers and leroy jenkins will be deleted. If I have the blue ball machine I am going to add a dead n*gg*r storage button directly onto user profiles for myself to use. At this point, I feel it's time to snape kills dumbledore.
August 7th, 2007
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I'm not going to be deleted, am I?? You always talk about deleting thousands of people, but you never say who's eligable and who's not, which always scares me.
August 7th, 2007
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does that mean the R.I.P Whoever (The creator of that marvel stuff) will lose first place in most commented on, because 26 pages are all just spam
August 7th, 2007
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I can see a good news/bad news plotline making itself known right now. The good news? A creative output that will hopefully have someone making a ytmnd that will make its way into the sponsorships column. The bad news is that Max might be get a little trigger happy with some of the well-known ytmnds (definitely the P'zown), or worse......US (or me)! I just hope I can make a good Polyester ytmnd.
August 7th, 2007
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Apparently, the public beat and raped my entry down before it could even breathe its first breath. This is a sad day for creativity, but a giant step up for n00bs and braindead culture.
August 7th, 2007
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You should delete EVERYTHING that you don't personally like.
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MAX PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME!!!
August 7th, 2007
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why 1981? Let's go further back and start making ytmnds about The Jazz Singer....it's the first of the talkies
August 7th, 2007
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this is a great idea, max. i wish i had a decent computer to make something on right now.
August 7th, 2007
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that sounds likea good idea, i waould do it if my image makeing skillz did not equal asshat =P
August 7th, 2007
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Looking forward to interesting ytmnd's. Also, c*cks.
August 7th, 2007
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I don't know who done dropped them, but I thank them just the same.
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I think if somebody just puts up a GIF where Devine goes crazy in the end, I'll be happy.
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horton meat
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post nudes
August 8th, 2007
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i'm a pretty girl wake up & smell the coffee noob
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run uninstall.exe
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sup yo
August 7th, 2007
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makin a post on the internet takin a step back so i can sweat
August 7th, 2007
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What will the next "theme night" be?
August 7th, 2007
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Halloween in August. Users make a site like they normally would, but they dress up as something while they're making it.
August 7th, 2007
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FRANCINE F*CKING FISHPAW... Wow, who knew makcs had such great taste in movies?
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312! W000T my 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,1 favorite number!
August 7th, 2007
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WHY NOT 1994'S "SFW" (SO F*CKING WHAT)?
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superbe
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SPOILER: BARRY BONDS JUST HIT #756
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Congrats Max, im glad that you notice that the place is being overrun with pure sh*t. Thanks for the site man, dig deep enough and you find epic YTMND's. I will remain loyal to this site for as long as it is in the internets.
August 8th, 2007
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OH MY GOD. That's my favorite movie. Thank you so much
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i guarantee you that 90% of ytmnd will have never heard of that movie.
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This will evolve to the YTMND book club. Move the f*ck over Oprah.
August 8th, 2007
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I'm watching it, can't really get any ideas from it. If the theme was more general, just John Waters' films, then this would be absolutely classic. I like your thinking Max with having themes, though.
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my sites have blew lately.
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NOOO! I can't torrent the film, stupid download limit >:(
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lol I wrote my senior english portfolio on John Waters but this is the one movie i could never get my hands on. oh well its not like i make YTMNDs any ways but man i love this idea.
August 8th, 2007
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n*gg* i was dead in 1981
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Polyester sucks.
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Someone make a YTMND called: "Polyester in a nutshell." And for the image and sound, use the Al Qaeda retaliation video on that south park episode here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WhJdimE3f4Y. FUNNY? NO? F*&# YOU THEN
August 8th, 2007
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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WHO NOTICED THAT A RUSH HOUR 3 COMMERCIAL HAS THE DR 1337 SONG?!
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I don't get it
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Never heard of it.
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bales of cocain fallin from low flyin planes...
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HORTON THAT'S SOOOOOOME DOPE!
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Yikes!
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Man, sometimes the fads go so deep in this site that i have no f*cking clue whats going on. I think i completely missed the "Also..." fad :(
August 9th, 2007
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Anyone in Southern California feel the earthquake a few minutes ago?
August 11th, 2007
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I heard about that today - they're expecting one bad quake there soon.
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When is this theme night anyways?
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I seriously am confused as to whether Francine Fishpaw is played by a man or a woman.
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Whatcha gonna do brother??!
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LOOK AT ALL OF THE HULKAMANIACS
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http://hulk-hogan.ytmnd.com/
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Why dosnt ytmnd start its own country with its own government? Comment discussions always go so smoothly, our government would be amazing.
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fail. ppl dont come to this site to enlarge their culture. ppl come bcoz ytmnd is funny (at least that's why i come hre for). if ppl want to b an intelectual piece of crap they dont think ''oOOoo0 ytmnd!'', they think ''ooOoOOoO school!''
August 9th, 2007
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classic film - good call
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Man i like polyester.
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http://needgayfuelsong.ytmnd.com/
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dont delete me!
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this is the worst idea ever
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I can't wait. Schools will be back in session in a few weeks.
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Christina Applegate is now officially divorsed. I think she may be ready for The Hank now.
August 11th, 2007
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John Waters? Ugh, another f*g night, yippee! Don't forget to bring all of your pink featured f*gs along with you. F*g.
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ultimacanti/ - this guy's a gimmick - downvotes while giving intentionally dumb reasons then linking to his personal 'fail' sites. Was gone for a while, but back.
August 11th, 2007
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http://ytmnd.com/users/jizzmotron/ - downvotes anyone he bumps into. Views a comment, clicks their profile and 1s everything for no reason.
August 11th, 2007
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Punisher wasn't on that ban list? For God's sake, put him on the next one.
August 12th, 2007
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The only person I noticed that got deleted was thebigbaka, and he wasn't even bad
August 11th, 2007
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I haven't been here in awhile and I come back today and BOOM Flamingoes with John Waters.
August 12th, 2007
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you would choose a John Water's film; f*ggot.
August 12th, 2007
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Your site is in it's last throws sir, deal with it.
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f*ck yes
August 13th, 2007
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pink flamingos is better...
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It would seem Polyester Fad = Failure. Didn't happen. Good try though, Max.
August 13th, 2007
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Even though I'm 26, I definitely appreciate the idea behind what you're doing. I've read about and checked out a lot of things invented before I was born, and there's a really rich culture to dig into. I'd love to see how this turns out.
August 13th, 2007
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hey max you stupid c*nt, delete this 8==============D
August 14th, 2007
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Could you please delete any Anti-Daxflame sites and make it clear YTMND is not a base of operations for these f*ggots?
August 14th, 2007
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And did you actually delete any trolls, spammers and alt. upvoters/downvoters at all?
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don't you know? max doesn't care.
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Well, thebigbaka got deleted
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That guy was the least of YTMND's problems...
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Semper1337 on Fearcondom's 'mouse salad': "Bring back the singing f*ggot or my 1, and the 1's of 30 of my "friends", stay."
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requesting some sort of simple notification when your comment gets a reply, love ya max
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Hmmm, yeah I wouldn't exactly call John Waters culture... he's really more anti-culture isn't he? Certainly he is a legend in the midnight/cult genre... and people should know who he is. But his films aren't really quite as "shocking" now, in the age of 4chan and the easy availability of a multitude of shock images...are they? In the 70s I'm sure it was an experience to see Pink Flamingos...but now everyone has seen goatse...so the goatse scene in PF kinda loses some of its flair now.
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who
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Falling from a flying plane. Ever going to find out who dropped them? Oh well, you thank them just the same.
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You're just plain awesome like that, max.
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