a journey to reedham (7am mix)

I'm hard at work on the new site creator, which turns out to be a lot more work than I originally thought. I'm well aware of the plethora of issues currently plaguing the site, and I'm working on them as diligently as possible.



Current issues:
  • YTMNSFW voting
  • I've put a hack in place to make voting work any time you click a nsfw link from the front page and browse pages, there are still some issues when you just type a url directly into your browser and I'm working on it.

  • The Search
  • The new search is more or less useless due to the lack of sorting capabilities. The search engine software I'm using is in the beta stages of sort ability so very soon it should be able to replace the old search. The reason the old search was removed is that it can no longer be updated at any reasonable frequency due to technical constraints. I think for the time being I'm going to switch back to the old search and just have to live with it only being updated a couple times a week.

  • The site is too orange.
  • Great, I get the fucking point, it's been two weeks. If it's still an issue for you get the fuck out. I may add a color scheme option at some point but it's not nearly as much of a priority as a great deal of new features.

  • Site Moderation - Killed Sites
  • I'm in the process of designing a whole new tiered moderation system with more of a self policing element to it. As it is roughly around five sites get killed per day, and usually with good reason. In the next week or so I should be inviting the current moderators to discuss all of the new moderation system and its strong and weak points. Which leads me to my next point:

  • Gimmick accounts/Vote bots/Dupe accounts

  • I'm acutely aware of the plague of dip shits who think they've reinvented funny by commenting and voting the exact same way on every site ever created on YTMND. Not only is this shitty from a technical aspect, I'm fucking sick of hearing people complain about it as well as having to see it myself. I've already written scripts to weed gimmick accounts out, I just need to sift through them and make sure I don't pick up any innocents. At this point, dupe accounts have become numerous as well, and I have a gigantic list of those as well. I want you to be well aware using automated voting will result in not only your account deletion and an ip ban, but any of your linked ips. This means if your friends use your computer or vice versa, or your entire college shares the same ip, everyone gets deleted and ip banned. With any luck I'll kill the entire site.

  • Shirts
  • Yes, I'm aware you want shirts, I'm in the process of setting up with a new printer/fulfillment shop, so it's still in the works.

  • Content box tweaking
  • A few of the content boxes need to be tweaked so they change more often, ironically people seem to be complaining about top viewed not changing enough when the algorithm hasn't changed from when they were begging to have it back. Up and coming needs its vote cap reinstated as well as a few other issues.

  • You
  • Yes, you, get out.



So anyway, back to the new site creator and all its magnificent features.

As you can see from the flow chart, it's a much more intensive process than it is currently (at least from a programming standpoint). New features include:
  • the ability to reserve a sub-domain for 24 hours.
  • the ability to close your browser or navigate away from the site creator and then come back and pick up where you left off (with a 24 hour expiration as well)
  • a nifty new dupe check system that warns you if you've: used a title that's been used previously, used an image/sound or combination that's already been used.
  • "Original Content Tuesday": On Tuesdays, users will only be able to upload images and sounds never used before on YTMND.
  • Color Picker for the hex inept
  • Preloader update: option to auto-resync, automatically will hide site text until fully loaded.
  • Live preview window: the ability to change one thing on your site and reload a preview window for easy tweaking.
  • New "Classic YTMND" classification: will make for some new content boxes
  • The ability for users to mark their own sites NSFW
  • Hooks for a feature that's been needed for ages: Alerts. Alerts will allow you to be notified when a friend creates a site, when a certain image, sound or string in a title is used, etc.

  • As well as a bunch of other junk.

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October 19th, 2006
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Dr-L337, you're already an admin. Might as well be. This is Dr-L337.com. Or it might as well be. I used to hate fads. Now I'm drooling for another cake-baking happycat. Every time I pop in here, I hope I don't see your collective sh*t on the front page. Every day for the last month or more I've been disappointed. You win. The site is yours.
October 19th, 2006
770th
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In Soviet Russia, cat burns cake.
October 19th, 2006
771st
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FYI, if you're going top make a fad compilation, be sure to include EVERY SINGLE F*CKING FAD THAT HAS EVER EXISTED AND WILL EVER EXIST IN THE FUTURE OF ALL TIME...
October 19th, 2006
772nd
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^an excellent ytmnder
October 19th, 2006
773rd
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^a mediocre ytmnder
October 19th, 2006
774th
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^LOL
October 19th, 2006
775th
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800
October 19th, 2006
776th
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in after 800
October 19th, 2006
778th
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it wasnt hero's fault. they let mulan drive.
October 19th, 2006
779th
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I see Dr-1337 going away soon...much liek all the fads he will pop-up now and then.
October 20th, 2006
780th
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gimmick downvoter. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Qnslaught/votes
October 20th, 2006
781st
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LOL
October 20th, 2006
782nd
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got out of the wrong side of the bed that morning? and what's wrong with orange?
October 20th, 2006
783rd
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YTMND is becoming a killing field. Max, you have to monitor your moderators because (at least) one of them is going on a killing spree.
October 20th, 2006
784th
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Users online: 318!?
October 20th, 2006
785th
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this morning there was less that 300 online. Don't know if I've seen it that low before
October 20th, 2006
786th
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Why is this place so dead recently?
October 20th, 2006
787th
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and why does that telemarketer call have so many views?
October 20th, 2006
788th
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suckage level has been at an all time high. LOL TELEMARKETER IN UR STUFF DOIN NEDM.
October 20th, 2006
789th
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"Why is this place so dead recently?" Do you really have to ask?
October 20th, 2006
790th
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I'm in ur internets, lookin at ur stuf.
October 20th, 2006
791st
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Max! If you're going to have an original content tuesday, why not make a classic ytmnd thursday? Users would only be allowed to submit jpeg images.
October 20th, 2006
792nd
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I'm officially declaring a YTMND Depression. Who wants to create a New Deal?
October 20th, 2006
793rd
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DEAL, OR NO DEAL.
October 20th, 2006
794th
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NO DEAL.
October 20th, 2006
795th
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Did you see that one chick who picked the million dollar case, but failed at life? I lold
October 20th, 2006
796th
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maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
October 20th, 2006
797th
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don't we all
October 20th, 2006
798th
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823?
October 20th, 2006
799th
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824th and roughly 1/50th worthwhile?
October 20th, 2006
800th
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lets start posting jokes... someone else go first
October 20th, 2006
801st
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Why did the chicken cross the road. To escape from the orange YTMND layout.
October 20th, 2006
802nd
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I think the vote cap for U&C should be raised from 300 back to 400. The good sites are being retired faster than folks can make them.
October 20th, 2006
803rd
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The YTMND New deal, staring Max as Roosevelt. With guest appearences of:also c*cks,jews, nugget and Poland.
October 20th, 2006
804th
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October 21st, 2006
806th
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"DEAL, OR NO DEAL." State gets 5 stars
October 21st, 2006
807th
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At this point it's probably best to make the UandC cap user-customizable, since no one is satisfied with a particular number. (Either that or make it pi times 100. No one can complain about pi. Times 100.)
October 21st, 2006
808th
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Who doesn't want pi times 100? I mean it's pi. Times 100. And who doesn't want that?
October 21st, 2006
809th
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Max, could you make Worthwhile the way it was originally i.e. 25+ votes at least to get into it with a score of 4.00+? I'd make it 50 at least, personally.
October 21st, 2006
810th
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CampusBlender is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In CampusBlender you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the CampusBlender motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. http://www.campusblender.com/ Oh yeah, buy a premium subscription and enjoy all the HTML f*ckery you can handle!
October 21st, 2006
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Users Online: 625
October 21st, 2006
812th
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I think all the dumb idiots/children are leaving. LET'S PARTY!
October 21st, 2006
813th
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recent lack of great content is throwing the voting curve off, big time. some terrible stuff is a 4.6 just because theres nothing else.
October 21st, 2006
814th
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Some people still need to adjust to the new design. I promise, in a month or less, everything will be back to normal (I don't mean the design).
October 21st, 2006
815th
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Max wins. To be honest, I don't mind the colour scheme as it is. It would only be 'too' orange for me if my monitor's brightness was up full.
October 21st, 2006
816th
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"Max, could you make Worthwhile the way it was originally i.e. 25+ votes at least to get into it with a score of 4.00+? I'd make it 50 at least, personally." Yes please. Is the still current state of Worthwhile (listed sites with an insanely low number of votes) a bug or a feature? There are people whining about the killed sites on Worthwhile who must not be aware of this whole situation. Since a mod is (foolishly) killing these sites it suggests they weren't intended to be on the list to begin with.
October 21st, 2006
817th
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MAn, YTMND has been lacking for me lately, I havent really been coming everyday like i used to for about the last two months.. Whats going on? Ahh.. I miss dickcream )= No wi come back and see that YTMND is different colors (which i dont really mind) But somthing seems changed
October 21st, 2006
818th
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I nominate Sitsu as head of the National Recovery Administration. Help us out
October 21st, 2006
819th
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"recent lack of great content is throwing the voting curve off, big time. some terrible stuff is a 4.6 just because theres nothing else." *hitches belt, puts on badass sunglasses and cool music plays* Time to get to work. *falls over* Sh*t.
October 21st, 2006
820th
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dananana
October 21st, 2006
821st
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worthwhile is broken
October 21st, 2006
822nd
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You win please do it again more ^_^
October 21st, 2006
823rd
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850th
October 21st, 2006
824th
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Er, rather 849th. Comment rush is long over. Lawl.
October 21st, 2006
825th
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^ I know, it's pretty quiet these days. T_T--oh and 850th
October 21st, 2006
826th
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why do I dream I'm a dinosaur tearing sheep apart?
October 21st, 2006
827th
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^ suppressed rage against sheepish Christian types. Lawl.
October 21st, 2006
828th
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Korf41, cuz thats a f*cking awsome dream. also the sites kinda getting worse :*(
October 21st, 2006
829th
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also, are the sheep electric?
October 21st, 2006
830th
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They're not really electric. Battery-operated would be a more appropriate term.
October 21st, 2006
831st
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I can't tell you about the dream, I'm only recanting a story I heard. I can tell you that I'm not a robot, but I've got a mechanical hand.
October 21st, 2006
832nd
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Max, I just had a great idea! You should get an additional web server and a dedicated gigabit switch with the sponsorship money. I guarantee it'll be a sound investment.
October 21st, 2006
833rd
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evilregal knows what is wrong with ytmnd. apparently, evilregal knows what is wrong with ytmnd so clearly that he doesn't need to change it because he sees it so clearly in his own mind. unfortunately, this is not clear enough for me and I would prefer it if he and those who complain on end would do something about it rather than complain and upvote fads. Thank you for wasting your life.
October 21st, 2006
834th
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/me trots off to listen to Horse the Band ;)
October 21st, 2006
835th
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YTMND needs more Brande Roderick.
October 21st, 2006
836th
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Hey, welcome back.
October 21st, 2006
837th
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max, i think you should ban users who liken unoriginal content to the original YTMND. if you did, i think the userbase's average IQ would almost reach 100.
October 21st, 2006
838th
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^doubtful. The people who are too stupid to type out a coherent sentence would be left, and they drag the average way down (and are probably the majority).
October 21st, 2006
839th
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so. many. problems. and. complaints. dear. god.
October 21st, 2006
840th
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c*ckmangler.
October 22nd, 2006
841st
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October 22nd, 2006
842nd
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867th!
October 22nd, 2006
843rd
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party in vent. everyone inveted. except for you.
October 22nd, 2006
844th
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I WANT MY NEDM SHIRT. THIS WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE PROCESS RUN FASTER.
October 22nd, 2006
845th
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I'm glad I was invited.
October 22nd, 2006
846th
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I think YTMND seems worse to users because the Worthwhile section is currently f*cked up. None of the good sites are getting the views they deserve.
October 22nd, 2006
847th
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Users Online: 181
October 22nd, 2006
848th
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http://thirtythree.ytmnd.com/ - Pretty much summarises my argument against the current state of Worthwhile YTMNDs.
October 22nd, 2006
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Users Online: 359
October 22nd, 2006
850th
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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Boys have a NEDM*coburn*
October 22nd, 2006
851st
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great we got a c*ckmangler.
October 22nd, 2006
852nd
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It's not orange, it's taupe.
October 22nd, 2006
853rd
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http://forums.ytmnd.com/ Grrr! Whenever I log in, it says i'm not logged in. WTF!?
October 22nd, 2006
854th
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^ TIME PARADOX
October 22nd, 2006
855th
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I see a "santana [moss] pwned" coming VERY soon. If not already. The Redskins-Colts game is the best football I've seen in a while...
October 22nd, 2006
856th
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Either that or an Epic Touchdown And Run Into Goal Post Manuever. Either way...meh.
October 22nd, 2006
857th
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That was Randle El...
October 22nd, 2006
858th
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Yeah. As for Santana I was referring to the headbutt he did, before that touchdown.
October 22nd, 2006
859th
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I stick my penis in your face and you lick it like an icecream cone until my jelly comes out and covers you in sticky, gooie love juice.
October 22nd, 2006
860th
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/C*ckMangler/-god this sh*t should be banned,his sites have an average of 1
October 22nd, 2006
861st
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http://ytmnd.com/users/St205/ - god, this guy should be banned.
October 22nd, 2006
862nd
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http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerding - he's been stealing popular GIFs and upvoting them with his numerous alts, I've found wingdingwhat, wingding1, wingding2, wingdinggombicome, wingdingwhatknowho, wingding6, wingerdinggombi3, wingerdinggombi4, wingerdinggombi5, wingerdinggombi7
October 22nd, 2006
863rd
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The Falcons/Steelers game was better actually. Went to OT. Vick had a career passing game.
October 22nd, 2006
864th
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Bucs/Eagles was great. 62 yard field goal FTW
October 22nd, 2006
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200 yards passing isn't a career game. LT had 4 rushing tds on 76 yards... that's just cleanup (and, well, 49ers defense). LT is a better quarterback than Vick, too. He had more td passes today than Vick had in his previous 3 games.
October 22nd, 2006
866th
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4 tds last week*
October 22nd, 2006
867th
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Bengals game was the bomb, plus they helped out the Falcons by beating Carolina.
October 22nd, 2006
868th
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DE1337 DR-1337
October 22nd, 2006
869th
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If this YTMND suckage continues, Max is gonna have to take the "Worthwhile YTMND" table off the front page.
October 22nd, 2006
870th
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"LT is a better quarterback"? Did you mean Philip Rivers or what? The reason the win was important for Vick was because he did it though passing, instead of running. 4 TD passes for the guy who supposedly can't throw....and against the SB champions too.
October 22nd, 2006
871st
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the falcons backup qb > vick
October 22nd, 2006
872nd
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Korf41 forgot Poland
October 22nd, 2006
873rd
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Well he still can't throw. Scrambling QBs are typically good in the red zone (Kordell Stewart), but if they lack good field vision they typically can't drive a team to the red zone (Kordell Stewart), so they don't get many opportunities. So, no, it doesn't show that he has improved as a passer, it shows that they got to the red zone a lot. His 200 yards shows that he's not a good quarterback unless he's in the red zone. Non-scrambling QBs are usually worse in the red zone, and they often...
October 22nd, 2006
874th
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end up relying on kickers to get the points. Kickers like Sebastian Janikowski. From Poland. What now? Go Raiders (draft picks).
October 22nd, 2006
875th
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I'd rather look at porn than watching sweaty guys......
October 22nd, 2006
876th
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you have _______ for the last time. not really funny even once, but dont let that stop you from flooding ytmnd with a raggedy edited picture of _______. while you're at it i think a few people havent committed suicide on myspace, and there might be one or two things n*gg* hasnt stole. get to work.
October 22nd, 2006
877th
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but its soo easy man
October 22nd, 2006
878th
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Serious American football discussion on YTMND...WHAT HAVE I DONE...
October 22nd, 2006
879th
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I warned gman62191 to stop using his alt accounts to upvote himself but he didn't listen
October 22nd, 2006
880th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/gman62191 is also known as: ImSpartacus, downgothestars, inversecoma, and Vrtical4Horizon (or those two just suck each other off)
October 22nd, 2006
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Dear Max, the "WORLD IS ENDING" YTMNDs with no YTMND actually there, should not be allowed to make it to the Worthwhile list. Thanks! Your devoted minion, Jon
October 23rd, 2006
882nd
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God, can we report gimmick accounts. A new one called C*ckMangler is putting in the same comments for all of his sites.
October 23rd, 2006
883rd
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why do i keep seeing the same sites on Worthwhile ytmnds? only like 12 sites are circulating....and half of them are killed. xoxo
October 23rd, 2006
884th
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"The site is too orange. Great, I get the f*cking point, it's been two weeks. If it's still an issue for you get the f*ck out." lol nice max
October 23rd, 2006
885th
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Hello friends.
October 23rd, 2006
886th
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call 911
October 23rd, 2006
887th
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Oh, and do something about these pedotown sites...it's obvious that 21+ people are encouraging these sites. Stop this now and bring back the fads that made ytmnd kickass!
October 23rd, 2006
888th
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If you're insinuating that Stephanie has somehow ruined ytmnd you are dead wrong.
October 23rd, 2006
889th
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It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!
October 23rd, 2006
890th
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OMG!!!!!
October 23rd, 2006
891st
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http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/smittyjoecharles123/51915dcd.jpg
October 23rd, 2006
892nd
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October 23rd, 2006
893rd
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thank you. :]
October 23rd, 2006
894th
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one more closer to 1337 posts.
October 23rd, 2006
895th
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"bring back the fads that made ytmnd kickass!" - rather than you know, come up with new material, is this is your suggestion?
October 23rd, 2006
896th
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""bring back the fads that made ytmnd kickass!" - rather than you know, come up with new material, is this is your suggestion?" Rather than, you know, come up with new material, are you suggesting that we merely question other people's suggestions?
October 23rd, 2006
897th
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What the hell is wrong with orange? People keep bitchin about it.
October 23rd, 2006
898th
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comment
October 23rd, 2006
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comment about stupid people
October 23rd, 2006
900th
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YTMND needs more duke ellington, plain and simple.
October 23rd, 2006
901st
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ANGRY COMMENT!
October 23rd, 2006
902nd
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why duke ellington?
October 24th, 2006
903rd
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" ""bring back the fads that made ytmnd kickass!" - rather than you know, come up with new material, is this is your suggestion?" Rather than, you know, come up with new material, are you suggesting that we merely question other people's suggestions?" I'll take Shadoe Stevens for the block, John
October 24th, 2006
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Am I fashionably late?
October 24th, 2006
905th
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REEDHAM IS A TOWN IN POLAND
October 24th, 2006
906th
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add my site to your list when ytmnd has down time lolanimations.com
October 24th, 2006
907th
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I'm talkin about the old 2004 and 05 fads...these are the old fads that made ytmnd kickass. Nowadays, we're seeing more of these 06 fads (epic manuever, pedo-Stephanie, 4chan-related fads)...we really need to get the ONE PST site that could be a major fad like Stapler and Picard...I'm talking about a classic ytmnd site. If we can get a fad similar to those that rocked in 04 and 05, then ytmnd could be kickass. Yeah of course new material is good, but not in the form of the recent fads.
October 24th, 2006
908th
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Oh, and can someone step up and annouce to ytmnd that epic manuevers are getting dumb?
October 24th, 2006
909th
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" The site is too orange. Great, I get the f*cking point, it's been two weeks. If it's still an issue for you get the f*ck out. I may add a color scheme option at some point but it's not nearly as much of a priority as a great deal of new features. " add all the features you want! i stopped coming to this site because the new layout just plain f*cking sucks and I know I'm not the only one.
October 24th, 2006
910th
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epic manuevers are getting dumb.
October 24th, 2006
911th
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Stapler and Picard fads were dumb and unoriginal. In fact, all fads are unoriginal. If they were original, they wouldn't need to copy something from somewhere else. "Epic maneuver" fad has been dead for a long time, and most people nowadays don't even know what the point was. Also, anyone who posts a clip from somewhere else that everyone has seen (yes, you south park and family guy) need to stop. It's not creative. Period.
October 24th, 2006
912th
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YTMND is f*ckin' dying. Post your f*ckin' memories here.
October 24th, 2006
913th
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I remember in the summers a bunch of little high school and middle school kids come to ytmnd and then after they have school again they stop coming and ytmnd becomes a better place. *memories*
October 24th, 2006
914th
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YTMND is a muthaf*ckin' PLANE. Post your muthaf*ckin' snakes here.
October 24th, 2006
915th
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We should be able to host our YTMNDs as a _sitename_.com (subject to availability) if we donate 599 US dollars.
October 24th, 2006
916th
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^ (joking.)
October 24th, 2006
917th
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Update on progress please, Max!
October 24th, 2006
918th
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max, is 'How to Prank a Telemarketer' gonna end up in the HoF? its rating is over 4.6, and by the end of the month i'd estimate its viewcount to be just below eleventy billion kajillion. i'd rather know now than later, just so i don't waste any more of my time creating original content.
October 24th, 2006
919th
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/641235 I've found a way to de-orange the site (client side of course) So you guys can stop your bitching :D
October 24th, 2006
920th
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Max, thanks for the spell checker.
October 24th, 2006
921st
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The "How to prank a telemarketer" is from DSC (Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw). Justa FYI.
October 24th, 2006
922nd
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Hey kids dont buy that 599 us dollar PS3,get the gift of YTMND!(lol,rhymes)
October 25th, 2006
924th
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950!
October 25th, 2006
925th
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"Stapler and Picard fads were dumb and unoriginal. In fact, all fads are unoriginal." I just stopped reading there...these were classic fads that brought me here to that place. And quite a nice amount of fads are original. Do you mean to tell me the meteor fad was not original? THe first meteor is now a f*cking moderators favorite and there was a ton of creativity with the fad. Seriously, if you don't like fads, GTFO.
October 25th, 2006
926th
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Max, you really should add "YTMND" to the spell check dictionary.
October 25th, 2006
927th
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look i know this is the wrong place, but i'm looking for something and wondered if anyone could help locate a ytmnd that showed a animated slide/gif of a colage of pictures with the turtle and hippo pair.... I've tried a couple diferent searches and came up with nothing yet, but i know i've seen it before and i wanted to show some people!!! do you know what i'm talking about? PM me please. thanks!!!
October 25th, 2006
928th
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YMNDT is dynig. Psot your memroies here.
October 25th, 2006
929th
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Another stupid gimmick account! http://ytmnd.com/users/gaytmnd/comments
October 25th, 2006
930th
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You ok KaneRobot? somethin wrong?
October 25th, 2006
931st
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YTMND is pi'ing. Post your infinite series expansions here.
October 25th, 2006
932nd
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The site that spawns a fad isn't a fad. Why? Because if instead of spawning the fad it, let's say, didn't spawn a fad, then it would not be a fad, so something that is not at all related to it can't cause it to become a fad. Anything that comes after it is derivative of that initial site and can be considered part of the fad. Anything that is derivative is inherently not creative. It may be innovative, but it is derivative so it can't really be considered creative in the common sense of the word.
October 25th, 2006
933rd
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Now, you may like innovation, and I said nothing against innovation, but without creativity there could be no fads (the site that spawns a fad is either creative or a derivative of something else which was at some point down the line creative). Thus, creativity is much more important than innovation because the second can't exist without the first and the more of the first you have the more opportunities you have for the second.
October 25th, 2006
934th
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With limited creativity, you would come to ytmnd for 2 things: The Swingline stapler fad and the Boston stapler fad. Exciting, isn't it? Creativity > Innovation > Rehashing > you.
October 25th, 2006
935th
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also, gamekid > maplejet 3.15 DAMNIT
October 25th, 2006
936th
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YTMND is spying. Post your secret missions here.
October 25th, 2006
937th
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YTMND is trying. Post your effort here.
October 25th, 2006
938th
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YTMND is slying. Post your secret campaign contribution sources here.
October 25th, 2006
939th
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*shh!* ytmnd is sleeping. put on your slippers here.
October 25th, 2006
940th
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ytmnd is duplkiez pdassdfasseps your sddsfsdf dsafkahifyooooooooooooooooooiiiiidsf
October 25th, 2006
941st
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Man, what kind of an idiot spends time making original content these days? Pshh.
October 25th, 2006
942nd
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i hope your die
October 25th, 2006
943rd
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@xxxx[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
October 25th, 2006
944th
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YTMND is applying. Post your forehead here.
October 25th, 2006
945th
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[]D [] []\/[] []D [] []\[]
October 25th, 2006
946th
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YTMND is flying. Post Jet Fuel here.
October 25th, 2006
947th
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also 973
October 25th, 2006
948th
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Y T []\/[] []\[] [)
October 25th, 2006
949th
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fruji? what the hell is fruji?
October 25th, 2006
950th
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EN GARDE! @xxxx[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> * <::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::[]xxxx@
October 25th, 2006
951st
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They were supposed to be pointing toward each other. I don't really give a Polend though.
October 25th, 2006
952nd
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(vo.o)>=l====(x.x)=>
October 25th, 2006
953rd
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Lack of effort going on these days...Where's the fire? Maybe this fall, in cooler climates, our great membership will pick up the pace when indoors and are inspired. But ytmnd is not dying ok Kane?, just a lull period.
October 25th, 2006
954th
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WHERES DOCTOR LEET :(
October 25th, 2006
955th
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max, i dunno why you bother working so hard. YTMND is just an imageboard now, anyway. just sell out to /b/, and retire in Florida.
October 25th, 2006
956th
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take me with you
October 25th, 2006
957th
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Hey max, how old are you anyway?
October 25th, 2006
958th
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"Why can't we give love that one more chance, why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love...."
October 25th, 2006
959th
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30 seconds
October 25th, 2006
960th
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well
October 25th, 2006
961st
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actually
October 25th, 2006
962nd
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he
October 25th, 2006
963rd
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forgot
October 25th, 2006
964th
(0)
England?
October 25th, 2006
965th
(0)
WRONG!
October 25th, 2006
966th
(0)
YTMND is crying. Post your tissues here.
October 25th, 2006
967th
(0)
994
October 25th, 2006
968th
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YTMND is frying. Post your grease here.
October 25th, 2006
969th
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YTMND is fascinating. Post your amazement here.
October 25th, 2006
970th
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lulz, ytmnd.
October 25th, 2006
971st
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zomg, ytmnd.
October 25th, 2006
972nd
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rofl, ytmnd.
October 25th, 2006
973rd
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1000?
October 25th, 2006
974th
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1001
October 25th, 2006
975th
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1000th comment GET.
October 25th, 2006
976th
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YES
October 25th, 2006
977th
(0)
whoa
October 25th, 2006
978th
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rofl at supersonic2118
October 25th, 2006
979th
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It's a new millennium. Let's eat cake!
October 25th, 2006
980th
(0)
YTMND is drying. Post your fabric softener here.
October 25th, 2006
981st
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When we went in,there were 3 countries:Great Britain,Australia & The United States. That's not a grand coalition,we can do better.
October 25th, 2006
982nd
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30 seconds(to post another comment)
October 25th, 2006
983rd
(0)
Actually,I forgot Poland.
October 25th, 2006
984th
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YTMND is Nyeing. Post your BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL here.
October 25th, 2006
985th
(0)
its a lul period and it needs to be a lulz period
October 25th, 2006
986th
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ytmnd is a plain cookie, post your chocolate chips here
October 25th, 2006
987th
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YTMND is original. Post something from 4chan here.
October 25th, 2006
988th
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Max, it has been brought to my attention that the spell checker I have been referring to in previous posts is, in fact, a feature of FireFox 2.0 and not one of your own design. I apologize for taking up three comments with my thanks, suggestions, and subsequent retraction of said thanks and suggestions.
October 25th, 2006
989th
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YTMND is forgetting something. Post Poland here.
October 25th, 2006
990th
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YTMND is forgetting something. Post Poland here.
October 25th, 2006
991st
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YTMND is a website. Post comments here.
October 25th, 2006
992nd
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you REALLY hate this site don't you max?
October 25th, 2006
993rd
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I'm Homestar, and This is a Website!
October 25th, 2006
994th
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YTMND is shooting. Post film here.
October 25th, 2006
995th
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YTMND is not a toilet, stop posting crap here plz k tks
October 25th, 2006
996th
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YTMND is a big TRUCK. Post something that you can just DUMP something on here.
October 25th, 2006
997th
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hey guys, i'm from the future. i'm here to tell you that the 'Red Leader' fad SUCKS ASS. please stop that sh*t, if not for yourselves, then for your children.
October 25th, 2006
998th
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red leader is getting outa hand a bit
October 26th, 2006
999th
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all hail max, god of YTMND
October 26th, 2006
1000th
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>v>^ >v>^ >v>^ >v>^ >v>^ >v>^ >v>^ >v>^
October 26th, 2006
1001st
(0)
Hey, any of you guys want a peanut?
October 26th, 2006
1002nd
(0)
Yes please.
October 26th, 2006
1003rd
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Dr-L337 suicided :(
October 26th, 2006
1004th
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1031'st!
October 26th, 2006
1005th
(0)
Hey Crabman!
October 26th, 2006
1006th
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loee
October 26th, 2006
1007th
(0)
YTMND is John Madden. Post your BOOM here.
October 26th, 2006
1008th
(0)
Fox News's place in the cess-pit of sensational news was cemented when the great Jim Ryan left Good Day New York.
October 26th, 2006
1009th
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Tough Actin' Tinactin
October 26th, 2006
1010th
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Hey guys,you're being POLANDED.
October 26th, 2006
1011th
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YTMND is what you did last night. My Little Pony.
October 26th, 2006
1012th
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"couple of times a week" for search updates? I don't think it's updated in 3 weeks now.
October 26th, 2006
1013th
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Hey Earl.
October 26th, 2006
1014th
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dramaftw was off the front page... WHO THE F*CK DONATED AND BROUGHT IT BACK.... God.
October 26th, 2006
1015th
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I've done some bad things in my life. Then I discovered something, karma. Do good things and good things will happen to you.
October 26th, 2006
1016th
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guys, im done converting some sh*tty youtube video to gif and mp3, i'll make a high scoring ytmnd later.
October 26th, 2006
1017th
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^ OMG, THAT'S ORIGINAL.
October 26th, 2006
1018th
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I like how whenever something new comes along, there's always the village idiot that constructs a totally non funny medieval version of it.
October 26th, 2006
1019th
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...Which would be, like, 40% of ytmnd users.
October 26th, 2006
1020th
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Guys, let's be serious. This is a place to discuss the news max posted at the top of the page. No more of this nonsense.
October 26th, 2006
1021st
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"You Yes, you, get out." lol at this comment by Max
October 26th, 2006
1022nd
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LOUD!! I wanna hear it loud! Right between the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes!
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