ain't no sunshine
posted by max on August 08, 2006 at 08:11:28 PM
Well golly,
So much has happened in the last week, I figured I should make a news post about it! first off, I've made some major back end changes that I will go over inside.
as many of you know they removed me from the SoaP contest because someone votehacked under my name to intentionally get me disqualified. I emailed the company and they said they'd reinstate me yesterday. other than that I don't know so stop asking me.
I've written an article entitled "how to not get a site deleted" aka "how running YTMND has made me a giant asshole". read more inside.
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how to not get a site deleted
Every day I get a few emails from people who have sites made about them. their friends or enemies use YTMND as a medium of revenge or a catalyst to torture. In most cases, I just delete them as they aren't very humorous and usually aren't very clever. Once in a blue moon I get a letter from someone who is just going about it all wrong, so I thought I'd post an example of how not to get a personal site about you deleted.
From: leekaplin@***
Subject: Re Lee Kaplan is a "douchebag"
Gentlemen;
It has come to my attention that you are using a theatrical photo of me (I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist) with the caption "Lee Kaplan is a douchebag."
1. Only a douchebag would say "I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist".
2. Assume I care who you are or what you do.
3. Assume I am personally responsible for the site made about you.
These smears are usually put together by anti-Israel activists in the US. First, you do not have my permission to use my likeness unless you remove the douchebag comment accompanying it. Second, .I would think if you have some class, you would not let your site be used to smear people, especially without explanation.
4. Claim people made the site for any other reason than you being a douchebag (ie racism, sexism, nerdism etc).
5. Assume I actually want to use your likeness or anything that has to do with you.
6. Try and guilt me into deleting a site based on morals or class (lol!) of which I have neither.
My brother is a powerful litigating attorney and if I have to bring my family into suing you, I will. However,'
I am asking you amicably to remove the entire entry or delete the "douchebag" comment that is entirely vulgar and serves no purpose other than to smear me on the Internet.
7. The kicker: Try to threaten me with legal action.
8. Bonus points for threatening to use a family member to sue me.
Please respiond to this in writing.
Lee Kaplan (not a douchebag)
9. Re-iterating that you are, in fact, a douchebag. (Also failing to spellcheck threat emails!)
10.Writing a huge rant about how you want a site deleted and never even providing the URL.
(it's leekaplan.ytmnd.com by the way)
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As for the site security changes you have no doubt noticed, my aim was to minimize the effect a cross site scripting attack could have.
I've rewritten the login code and some of the other parts of the site and completed the following:
* implemented real user levels
* completely removed the old login system and now use a challenge hash authentication system to avoid storing a raw password hash in a cookie or session.
* wrote a real logout function that completely destroys your session and cookies.
* added session ip checking to avoid session hijacking. a few users are having problems with this so I will probably make it a default user option.
* added a CAPTCHA to site deletion confirmation to avoid the scripting of any site deletion events.
* rewrote the censor() function to catch a huge amount of variations on swear words and preserve case when replacing.
So much has happened in the last week, I figured I should make a news post about it! first off, I've made some major back end changes that I will go over inside.
as many of you know they removed me from the SoaP contest because someone votehacked under my name to intentionally get me disqualified. I emailed the company and they said they'd reinstate me yesterday. other than that I don't know so stop asking me.
I've written an article entitled "how to not get a site deleted" aka "how running YTMND has made me a giant asshole". read more inside.
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how to not get a site deleted
Every day I get a few emails from people who have sites made about them. their friends or enemies use YTMND as a medium of revenge or a catalyst to torture. In most cases, I just delete them as they aren't very humorous and usually aren't very clever. Once in a blue moon I get a letter from someone who is just going about it all wrong, so I thought I'd post an example of how not to get a personal site about you deleted.
From: leekaplin@***
Subject: Re Lee Kaplan is a "douchebag"
Gentlemen;
It has come to my attention that you are using a theatrical photo of me (I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist) with the caption "Lee Kaplan is a douchebag."
1. Only a douchebag would say "I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist".
2. Assume I care who you are or what you do.
3. Assume I am personally responsible for the site made about you.
These smears are usually put together by anti-Israel activists in the US. First, you do not have my permission to use my likeness unless you remove the douchebag comment accompanying it. Second, .I would think if you have some class, you would not let your site be used to smear people, especially without explanation.
4. Claim people made the site for any other reason than you being a douchebag (ie racism, sexism, nerdism etc).
5. Assume I actually want to use your likeness or anything that has to do with you.
6. Try and guilt me into deleting a site based on morals or class (lol!) of which I have neither.
My brother is a powerful litigating attorney and if I have to bring my family into suing you, I will. However,'
I am asking you amicably to remove the entire entry or delete the "douchebag" comment that is entirely vulgar and serves no purpose other than to smear me on the Internet.
7. The kicker: Try to threaten me with legal action.
8. Bonus points for threatening to use a family member to sue me.
Please respiond to this in writing.
Lee Kaplan (not a douchebag)
9. Re-iterating that you are, in fact, a douchebag. (Also failing to spellcheck threat emails!)
10.Writing a huge rant about how you want a site deleted and never even providing the URL.
(it's leekaplan.ytmnd.com by the way)
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As for the site security changes you have no doubt noticed, my aim was to minimize the effect a cross site scripting attack could have.
I've rewritten the login code and some of the other parts of the site and completed the following:
* implemented real user levels
* completely removed the old login system and now use a challenge hash authentication system to avoid storing a raw password hash in a cookie or session.
* wrote a real logout function that completely destroys your session and cookies.
* added session ip checking to avoid session hijacking. a few users are having problems with this so I will probably make it a default user option.
* added a CAPTCHA to site deletion confirmation to avoid the scripting of any site deletion events.
* rewrote the censor() function to catch a huge amount of variations on swear words and preserve case when replacing.
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Yeah that's a f*cking douche alright. And to call YTMND racist just because some user called you one is extremely idiotic. YTMND is about free speech, one site can support Hezbollah for it's fight against Israel, while the next one can support Israel for it's war on terror stance. We are artist, and only crappy YTMNDs should be deleted. Also C*cks.
Dave Werner is leaving town, possibly forever. He applied for a job at Yale University, from which he graduated with a degree in political science, and did not get it due to his conservative, pro-gun politics. Friday is his last day on the job, so his friends are taking half-days from work and going to Anna Liffeys, an Irish
pub on Church St. in New Haven, to get drunk and celebrate Dave's life. They will then go to the Owl Shop on College St. for scotch and cigars.
max we should hang out again sometime, you definitely know where to score some REALLY good crack. seirously i never smoked crack like that before, the sh*t you got me had me high for 5 hours off like only 7 hits. i mean at first when i saw you and you had all those track marks from shootin up, i thought u were some run down heroin addict that would have gotten me some clumped up baking soda or some sh*t but you really know where the good crack is at. so next time we chill we'll get 2 8-ball sinstead of one and we'll be cracked out off our asses for a whole f*ckin day! oh yeah and i bought you a brass crack pipe so it wont break like the glass ones.
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Well.....after dealing with a log-in problem yesterday, I'm finally back! I may have said this already, but I just want to reiterate for the hell of it. Here we go.....it's the freaking internet! Why does he even bother trying to score some schmole, when he's trying to go after someone in a website? People can get away with things on the internet (same with ebaum, but he's a different story....a bad one). He's just wasting his time, when he can go be a bigger douche in real life. Why didn't natural selection get to him? Glad I got that off my chest.
Less c*cks, more waves.
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"I don't understand, if it's a personal YTMND about a friend it's supposed to get
deleted. That's what the rules say. So is extreme racism, but it never happens.
Why?" Probably because there are only a couple dozen mods, and hundreds of thousands of sites. Spoeaking of which, I still can't get sites assigned to me for modding...
"Ha, someone made an account called the ip tracker just to get a point across." Yeah. I could deal with it when it was only me and drunkpuppies being affected, because we could get around it, but now it's running rampant and has IP banned some people who have never even made an alternate forum name. This little test run needs to end. Now.
"Max, is there any way we could do something like in our profiles besides each site listing have an area that tells how many other ytmnds are using the image/sound? That would help a lot to see if anyone has ripped content you made and is using it w/o credit" ...what? I thought you could already click on the Image or Sound Origin and see that right away. What sort of sarcasm and satire have I missed this time?
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I'm being held captive in a basement with only a computer and a parrot. Will someone help me?
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Alright, I've gotten a good look at my captors. One of this is a big burly Black man, and the other is a short Asian woman. The Asian woman appears to be the brains, while the Black man is the brawn. I do not yet know what they are up to, but I'm sure that it's no good.
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I'll continue this once I find out more.
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