ain't no sunshine

Well golly,

So much has happened in the last week, I figured I should make a news post about it! first off, I've made some major back end changes that I will go over inside.

as many of you know they removed me from the SoaP contest because someone votehacked under my name to intentionally get me disqualified. I emailed the company and they said they'd reinstate me yesterday. other than that I don't know so stop asking me.

I've written an article entitled "how to not get a site deleted" aka "how running YTMND has made me a giant asshole". read more inside.


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how to not get a site deleted

Every day I get a few emails from people who have sites made about them. their friends or enemies use YTMND as a medium of revenge or a catalyst to torture. In most cases, I just delete them as they aren't very humorous and usually aren't very clever. Once in a blue moon I get a letter from someone who is just going about it all wrong, so I thought I'd post an example of how not to get a personal site about you deleted.

From: leekaplin@***
Subject: Re Lee Kaplan is a "douchebag"

Gentlemen;
It has come to my attention that you are using a theatrical photo of me (I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist) with the caption "Lee Kaplan is a douchebag."

1. Only a douchebag would say "I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist".
2. Assume I care who you are or what you do.
3. Assume I am personally responsible for the site made about you.

These smears are usually put together by anti-Israel activists in the US. First, you do not have my permission to use my likeness unless you remove the douchebag comment accompanying it. Second, .I would think if you have some class, you would not let your site be used to smear people, especially without explanation.

4. Claim people made the site for any other reason than you being a douchebag (ie racism, sexism, nerdism etc).
5. Assume I actually want to use your likeness or anything that has to do with you.
6. Try and guilt me into deleting a site based on morals or class (lol!) of which I have neither.

My brother is a powerful litigating attorney and if I have to bring my family into suing you, I will. However,'
I am asking you amicably to remove the entire entry or delete the "douchebag" comment that is entirely vulgar and serves no purpose other than to smear me on the Internet.

7. The kicker: Try to threaten me with legal action.
8. Bonus points for threatening to use a family member to sue me.


Please respiond to this in writing.

Lee Kaplan (not a douchebag)

9. Re-iterating that you are, in fact, a douchebag. (Also failing to spellcheck threat emails!)
10.Writing a huge rant about how you want a site deleted and never even providing the URL.
(it's leekaplan.ytmnd.com by the way)

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As for the site security changes you have no doubt noticed, my aim was to minimize the effect a cross site scripting attack could have.

I've rewritten the login code and some of the other parts of the site and completed the following:

* implemented real user levels
* completely removed the old login system and now use a challenge hash authentication system to avoid storing a raw password hash in a cookie or session.
* wrote a real logout function that completely destroys your session and cookies.
* added session ip checking to avoid session hijacking. a few users are having problems with this so I will probably make it a default user option.
* added a CAPTCHA to site deletion confirmation to avoid the scripting of any site deletion events.
* rewrote the censor() function to catch a huge amount of variations on swear words and preserve case when replacing.


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Why do these people think that writing e-mails to max is going to help. It's worse than the scientologists, for f*cks sakes. Lee Kaplan fad has begun.
August 9th, 2006
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can i say n*gg*r in this comment?
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I couldn't imagine a better person to run ytmnd than max, except maybe for that guy on G4
August 9th, 2006
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if his email is leekaplin its wrong u spell kaplan like that
August 9th, 2006
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Yeah that's a f*cking douche alright. And to call YTMND racist just because some user called you one is extremely idiotic. YTMND is about free speech, one site can support Hezbollah for it's fight against Israel, while the next one can support Israel for it's war on terror stance. We are artist, and only crappy YTMNDs should be deleted. Also C*cks.
August 9th, 2006
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mmkay
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that e-mail was not actually Lee Kaplan but ok
August 9th, 2006
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WHAM
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On a different topic: Where can I buy a YTMND t-shirt? I've been looking for one...
August 9th, 2006
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lee
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who the hell is lee kaplan
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CU @ DWGP http://davewernerisleavingusall.ytmnd.com/
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also c*cks
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Also CU @ DWGAP
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299th!
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First! Oh, wait.
August 9th, 2006
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well done
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Dave Werner is not a douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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I'm a professional asskicker.
August 9th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan is a Douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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I was turned into a dog once, and Dave Werner helped me. http://davewernerisleavingusall.ytmnd.com/
August 9th, 2006
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Dave Werner is leaving town, possibly forever. He applied for a job at Yale University, from which he graduated with a degree in political science, and did not get it due to his conservative, pro-gun politics. Friday is his last day on the job, so his friends are taking half-days from work and going to Anna Liffeys, an Irish pub on Church St. in New Haven, to get drunk and celebrate Dave's life. They will then go to the Owl Shop on College St. for scotch and cigars.
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http://ytmnd.com/users/bumsex/ - Requesting user deletion.
August 9th, 2006
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Sitsu is the Man ---> http://leekaplanisadouchebag.ytmnd.com/
August 9th, 2006
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Another one owned by Max.
August 9th, 2006
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Max has no class. Nor, morals! lol
August 9th, 2006
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MY YTMND IS IN THE NEW YORK TIMES http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html?_r=2&oref=login&oref=slogin
August 9th, 2006
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hey, did anyone notice that when you click on the sound and image origin, it takes you to a page with the clip instead of a google search? Now all these people whining about wanting to use images and sounds from other sites to reduce server usage can stop whining.
August 9th, 2006
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OMG 315!!!
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3:16!
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318th woo!
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How do you tell what level you are?
August 9th, 2006
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http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/authors.asp?ID=2106
August 9th, 2006
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I think we found our new war, LEE KAPLAN, RIDE UP BOYS!!!!
August 9th, 2006
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stupid douchebag (ever hear of the 1st amendment)
August 9th, 2006
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ok, i want to make a site with a vid of south park where that one guy is screaming that he is not a douchebag... hilarious!
August 9th, 2006
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1st post!
August 9th, 2006
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@Zuaxdion: e-mail pr@ytmnd.com now. They link both to that and ytmnd.com, so I think that counts as a media mention.
August 9th, 2006
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327th lawl I love you max.
August 9th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/EpicEpicManeuver/comments
August 9th, 2006
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We should be able to vote on news lol. 5'd.
August 9th, 2006
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who the hell is lee kaplan.
August 9th, 2006
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Max you bastard you deleted your black jedi you are a f*g site
August 9th, 2006
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max we should hang out again sometime, you definitely know where to score some REALLY good crack. seirously i never smoked crack like that before, the sh*t you got me had me high for 5 hours off like only 7 hits. i mean at first when i saw you and you had all those track marks from shootin up, i thought u were some run down heroin addict that would have gotten me some clumped up baking soda or some sh*t but you really know where the good crack is at. so next time we chill we'll get 2 8-ball sinstead of one and we'll be cracked out off our asses for a whole f*ckin day! oh yeah and i bought you a brass crack pipe so it wont break like the glass ones.
August 9th, 2006
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333*2 = 666th.
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I've never been quoted on a website before. IBgerd has honored me.
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I love you
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also roosters
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My Rofl Copter goes soit soit soit soit soit soit soit soit full of teh lulz
August 9th, 2006
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where's the link to ytmnd spy?
August 9th, 2006
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does being a girl on ytmnd automatically make me fat?
August 9th, 2006
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This user "Element-Leaf" is f*cking driving me crazy! All his ytmnds are slideshows. And he has the balls to criticise ytmnd and he hasnt even been here a year.
August 9th, 2006
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mods should be given power to auto-delete all 'if you 5 this site i'll 5 all your site' users...
August 9th, 2006
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"dr leet" asking for internet help.. lawl
August 9th, 2006
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YTMND and awesome milk in the NEW YORK TIMES http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
August 9th, 2006
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No lindsey, but you have to make sites with n00ds.
August 9th, 2006
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make it so the chart that shows last 30 votes actually shows the last 30 votes
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Max = Maddox?
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GIANT *SSH*L*E! But seriously, you have class... more class than any Bauman at least(Sorry to compare you to such). Anyway, I didn't see those user-level... Gonna go check!
August 9th, 2006
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"How to not get a site deleted"? Please don't split infinitives, Max.
August 9th, 2006
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what's with all the gimmick downvoters recently? I've seen about ten seperate idiots who post the same comments repeatedly in the past week.
August 9th, 2006
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lol, now that's how i'd like max to talk all the time
August 9th, 2006
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needs more jazz hands.
August 9th, 2006
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i killem wit my gats if u needum
August 9th, 2006
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9. Re-iterating that you are, in fact, a douchebag. +1
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August 9th, 2006
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lol what another douchebag, score a win in the YTMND column for lawsuits, lol.
August 9th, 2006
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generic ytmnd.com comment #2506
August 9th, 2006
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1st
August 9th, 2006
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Needs more explosions
August 9th, 2006
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Well, being one of the only relevant comments on this news statement, i just wanna say that Lee Kaplan is in fact, a giant douchebag. thank you max for making this even more obvious than before.
August 9th, 2006
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So can I say fuçk?
August 9th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan? Isn't he that big douchebag?? Ohhhh, that's right. Nice ownange Max.
August 9th, 2006
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http://wrathofkhan.ytmnd.com. Question for ya max. Any chance?
August 9th, 2006
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why almost everyone writes no sense things in here? Well, I have something to say WHOOOO WHAAAAHAA!!!!!
August 9th, 2006
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So let me get this straight: half of the misspelled domains show misspelled.ytmnd.com and stay there, and half show vader404 and redirect? F*CKING SWEET.
August 9th, 2006
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huzzah
August 10th, 2006
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Hey max, what's happened to WS and NWS? They've disappeared from site profiles....
August 10th, 2006
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lee kaplan is a douche bag
August 10th, 2006
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**For UK YTMNDers, douchebag roughly translates to Stupid Bugger** bugger bugger bollocks bugger
August 10th, 2006
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YAY! British swearwords pass the censor!! In your face, Yankee tossers!!!1
August 10th, 2006
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douchebag on my head.
August 10th, 2006
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flaming tampon.
August 10th, 2006
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I love you guys ^^
August 10th, 2006
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Wanker buggar willy arse.... hooray, British swears PWN american ones
August 10th, 2006
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391st!
August 10th, 2006
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also c o c k s
August 10th, 2006
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Max i have a Question (and no it not the DJ question) Where can i buy the ytmnd shrit?
August 10th, 2006
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er1c is right
August 10th, 2006
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well golly.... gee wilickers! xD
August 10th, 2006
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i think c*cks should be removed from the censor list.
August 10th, 2006
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Thanks for fixing the session IP thing max, it was a great help to me. It only seemed to effect me when I was using AOL or AOL Explorer, IE worked fine and let me remain logged in. I don't know about the other users who had this problem but I would say it's an AOL thing.
August 10th, 2006
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Considering the pop-up ads, annoying sounds, disconnects, stupid search-engine-data decisions, and the like...I'd say AOL has LOTS of...AOL things. For your own sake, leave it quick and find something with speed.
August 10th, 2006
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Also 400th.
August 10th, 2006
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401 bitches
August 10th, 2006
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ok
August 10th, 2006
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also 402th
August 10th, 2006
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404th or 405th or maybe even 406th
August 10th, 2006
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405 freeway.... surprising how many comments are spammed on here within a couple days
August 10th, 2006
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I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
August 10th, 2006
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Well.....after dealing with a log-in problem yesterday, I'm finally back! I may have said this already, but I just want to reiterate for the hell of it. Here we go.....it's the freaking internet! Why does he even bother trying to score some schmole, when he's trying to go after someone in a website? People can get away with things on the internet (same with ebaum, but he's a different story....a bad one). He's just wasting his time, when he can go be a bigger douche in real life. Why didn't natural selection get to him? Glad I got that off my chest.
August 10th, 2006
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Less c*cks, more waves. ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø
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omg lok at meeeee im weriteing stufffffffffffff lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
August 10th, 2006
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In before Kaplan.
August 10th, 2006
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i like the 'hash in a cookie' part.
August 10th, 2006
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theres corned HASHED beef in my COOKIE lol...
August 10th, 2006
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Max = Maddox? you *ssh*l*e maddox is a f*cking idiot compared to r saviur
August 10th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/bumsex/comments
August 10th, 2006
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^I've noticed that too. The guy's a freak.
August 10th, 2006
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418th...
August 10th, 2006
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I'm on crack
August 10th, 2006
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OMG 420TH
August 10th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan is fat...f*cking fat *ss n*gg*. i vote for you.
August 10th, 2006
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unclemonsterface.com
August 10th, 2006
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So, who exactly IS Lee Kaplan, and why do we care whether or not he is, in fact, a douchebag?
August 10th, 2006
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My uncle is a lawyer, cuz he lies all the time.
August 10th, 2006
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lol, everyone here, besides me and max, is a douche bag.
August 10th, 2006
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It tickles me.
August 10th, 2006
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swear filter? f*ck F*ck Fu ck Fuuckk
August 10th, 2006
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So Lee Kaplan is threatening to file a lawsuit? Maybe he should team up with Eric Bauman, Scientology and LiveJasmin.com and file a class-action together, lol.
August 10th, 2006
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..First! >_>
August 10th, 2006
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Also, I think the f*cked up insertion of letter 'i's is worse than a typo, but a douchebaggy attempt to sound TV-Jewish over text.
August 10th, 2006
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omg lol did he actually put "Lee Kaplan (not a douchebag)" at the end? Thats f*cking hilarious
August 10th, 2006
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math 436
August 10th, 2006
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4 + 3 = 7 437 lol, also lee kaplan is a douchebag
August 10th, 2006
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qwerty
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1st!
August 10th, 2006
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nerdism?
August 10th, 2006
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443rd whoo :)!
August 10th, 2006
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I am Lee Kaplan and I inveastegaited teh thrid annuel spealing bee
August 10th, 2006
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"I don't understand, if it's a personal YTMND about a friend it's supposed to get deleted. That's what the rules say. So is extreme racism, but it never happens. Why?" Probably because there are only a couple dozen mods, and hundreds of thousands of sites. Spoeaking of which, I still can't get sites assigned to me for modding...
August 10th, 2006
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superbe
August 10th, 2006
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First time I looked at the news commentary in detail, and I think I never shall again. Max nice job by the way, though I doubt you will and hope you never read down this far through these tubes of the internets.
August 10th, 2006
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Y'know what? After looking at the comments for every single news post, I've come to a startling conclusion: there are stupid people in this world, and they like looking at words they've typed. But me smart.
August 10th, 2006
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Destroy me.
August 10th, 2006
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Max, please delete this user. His/Her sites are all furry and fat chick porn. http://ytmnd.com/users/CatintheHat/
August 10th, 2006
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Destroy me. My existance causes pain and suffering where I am placed.
August 10th, 2006
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Ha, someone made an account called the ip tracker just to get a point across.
August 10th, 2006
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^^^that and also 455nd
August 10th, 2006
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my c*ck hurts. 455
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nth
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F*ck bitch n*gg*r c*ck f*g
August 11th, 2006
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I LOVE the delete-CAPTCHA's look. The stars fit quite well.
August 11th, 2006
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SO NOW I CAN YELL F*CK WITH IMPUNITY
August 11th, 2006
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Hrm. The letter definately is no winner... but reading some of the stuff this kaplan guy actually writes... Unless everything he publishes is heavily edited, It's pretty obvious that it's not him writing...
August 11th, 2006
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all hail max
August 11th, 2006
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NOOOO@ SOAP FTW LOLOL
August 11th, 2006
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"Ha, someone made an account called the ip tracker just to get a point across." Yeah. I could deal with it when it was only me and drunkpuppies being affected, because we could get around it, but now it's running rampant and has IP banned some people who have never even made an alternate forum name. This little test run needs to end. Now.
August 11th, 2006
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465th COMMENT BITCHES!!!!
August 11th, 2006
451st
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more trolling please.
August 11th, 2006
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467th
August 11th, 2006
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Rofl i lessthan 3 teh maxor
August 11th, 2006
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325th comment FTW!
August 11th, 2006
457th
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F*Ck
August 11th, 2006
458th
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yay it works
August 11th, 2006
459th
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LEE KAPLAN'S TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED. http://leekaplanis.ytmnd.com
August 11th, 2006
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:D
August 11th, 2006
461st
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interesting
August 11th, 2006
462nd
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I never make the top ten comments on these news articles. 6. Try and guilt me into deleting a site based on morals or class (lol!) of which I have neither. ^ good game
August 11th, 2006
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also c*cks
August 11th, 2006
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internets
August 11th, 2006
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lee kaplan is in fact, a douchebag
August 11th, 2006
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"Don't post unless it's a response to the news."~
August 11th, 2006
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1st!
August 11th, 2006
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Oh god, here comes the Lee Kaplan is a deuchebag fad.
August 11th, 2006
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I'm at work. During the day I sit at my desk saying "my name.....is HORRRRSSEEDICK" under my breath. brb sexual harassment
August 11th, 2006
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Max get the freaking forums back up so I can tell you in detail what critical vote weighting you're not considering and why it's critical.
August 11th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Kaplan I updated the wikipedia entry..
August 11th, 2006
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"that completely destroys your session and cookies." LOL rofl LMAO
August 11th, 2006
474th
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@ SupaJSilver2, 1. they reverted your changes. 2. GTFO
August 11th, 2006
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WILL
August 11th, 2006
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I
August 11th, 2006
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GET
August 11th, 2006
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Investeigitive ftw. Check spelling.
August 11th, 2006
479th
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If I could rate it 5 I would
August 11th, 2006
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THE
August 11th, 2006
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500TH
August 11th, 2006
482nd
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COMMENT?
August 11th, 2006
483rd
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YEAH
August 11th, 2006
484th
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WORTH 7 MINUTES
August 11th, 2006
485th
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I see no max on no certain scoreboard
August 11th, 2006
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I am professional scuba diver and an IT professional, but I'm just posting to say that Lee Kaplan is a Douche bag. That is all. With Love, Visuallydeaf (douche bag)
August 11th, 2006
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SEX
August 11th, 2006
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I am also an unpaid actor with headshots, and a parade float fabricator (as well as potentially Jewish), and I must insist that Lee Kaplan is indeed a douchebag. Seeing as I'm potentially Jewish and work in the entertainment industry, I know what I'm talking about.
August 11th, 2006
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as i see it this lee is a douchebag and a *ss clown way to go lee
August 11th, 2006
490th
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chibbi is a fat whore
August 11th, 2006
491st
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ive been gone all week and nobody cared =(
August 11th, 2006
492nd
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What happened to my ytmnd? it was under "Immigration only has one weakness" showed Bruce Lee cracking down on a bunch of border-jumpers. tekkvicious@gmail.com plz :[
August 11th, 2006
493rd
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5 stars.
August 11th, 2006
494th
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Max, is there any way we could do something like in our profiles besides each site listing have an area that tells how many other ytmnds are using the image/sound? That would help a lot to see if anyone has ripped content you made and is using it w/o credit
August 11th, 2006
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max, your the douchebag, an innocent guy desired to have a site that was pointless and lacked comedy removed...thats all, now your pushing him around...your just looking for a fight...remember ebaumsworld war? your the pussy who put on the news to stop ddos peoples sites....f*g
August 11th, 2006
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^^^^You sir, are a moron^^^^
August 11th, 2006
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he really is a douchebage
August 12th, 2006
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There is no such thing as an innocent person or a victim on this site. You'll find that the so called 'victim', at some earlier time, played some part in the creation of their tormentor. The very fact that he put 'not a douche bag' in his signature is proof enough.
August 12th, 2006
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dammit, TumbleDry i have problems with you before... also Donus, ya i admit the sueing with the family and the not a douchbag quote were douchbagish like
August 12th, 2006
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519th!!!11
August 12th, 2006
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FIRST!!!
August 12th, 2006
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Hey Max, there's a problem with search, now. When the username is truncated, it uses the truncated name for the link, observe: http://www.ytmnd.com/users/TheMaskedA.../
August 12th, 2006
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Respoind NOW
August 12th, 2006
506th
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Life is.
August 12th, 2006
507th
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Douchebag is Lee Kaplan. Also c*cks.
August 12th, 2006
508th
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What I meant to say was "also c*cks"
August 12th, 2006
509th
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"also c*ck$"?
August 12th, 2006
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"Max, is there any way we could do something like in our profiles besides each site listing have an area that tells how many other ytmnds are using the image/sound? That would help a lot to see if anyone has ripped content you made and is using it w/o credit" ...what? I thought you could already click on the Image or Sound Origin and see that right away. What sort of sarcasm and satire have I missed this time?
August 12th, 2006
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also socks.
August 12th, 2006
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530th ?
August 12th, 2006
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f*ck kaplan
August 12th, 2006
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/\ well, congradutlations on the swear filter. it looks like it works. *SS SH*T F*CKING BITCH
August 12th, 2006
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Put ytmnd spy on the front page toolbar
August 12th, 2006
517th
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Hehe, Lee Kaplan got pwned
August 12th, 2006
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*EDITED wikipedia page*
August 12th, 2006
519th
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lol @ Lee. We don't need you stinking permission. Waste your brother's time. It makes us laugh.
August 12th, 2006
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2006-08-08 17:08:37 1st max k
August 12th, 2006
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August 12th, 2006
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^I lol'd
August 12th, 2006
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August 12th, 2006
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Max is not the man anymore
August 12th, 2006
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STFU
August 12th, 2006
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August 12th, 2006
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I'm being held captive in a basement with only a computer and a parrot. Will someone help me? .......................... Alright, I've gotten a good look at my captors. One of this is a big burly Black man, and the other is a short Asian woman. The Asian woman appears to be the brains, while the Black man is the brawn. I do not yet know what they are up to, but I'm sure that it's no good. .......................... I'll continue this once I find out more.
August 12th, 2006
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"Alright, I've gotten a good look at my captors. One of this is a big burly Black man, and the other is a short Asian woman. The Asian woman appears to be the brains, while the Black man is the brawn. I do not yet know what they are up to, but I'm sure that it's no good." Sounds like a video game line I've heard before...
August 12th, 2006
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lee kaplan really sounds like a douchebag. doosh bag. dooosh. *runs around saying doosh*
August 12th, 2006
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548th
August 12th, 2006
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http://leekaplandouchewarp.ytmnd.com
August 12th, 2006
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big fat juicy cöcks
August 13th, 2006
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552!!!!!11
August 13th, 2006
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WTF. They still haven't reinstated you into the SoaP contest... I hope that IBgerd guy doesn't end up winning.
August 13th, 2006
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554th motherf*ckers
August 13th, 2006
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http://mysuicidenote.ytmnd.com/ - someone do me a favore (ha ha get it? ugh) and keep tabs to see if this guy ever logs in on YTMND again.
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