Thats gross, i nearly vomited watching this.

something just grew in my pants.

sh*t, now my post makes me look retarded because i typoed. f*cking irony.

somewhere out there a english teacher is killing himslef.

i heard somewhere she was running for president, but i know thats impossible because she's a women and should be in the kitchen. she can't possibly cook and run America at the same time.

That crazy girl, always getting in trouble.

I hope that moon chokes on that star.

Stick it in her pooper!

he should of died so many times before.

she needs pink hair.

george bush doesn't care about black people.

Great... now how am i going to get my XXl horde shirt?