Ask your mom about my wiener.

"'how many times has your mom been done before ohhhh sh*t boyeee' That comment pretty much took your potential 3-4 vote to a 1. Nice work." Hahahahaha, you're a prick. Also, I gave him a five just because of you.

Even though English "benzene" =/= German "Benzin," it's still way too stupid for the Dew Army, since it's essentially the same word. I mean, Benzin is gasoline, and benzene is a flammable liquid that according to the German Wikipedia is 1% of the gasoline in the EU. If you weren't trying to make a Dew Army site, then it's still stupid.

do you mean fateful?

hands down my favorite ytmnd

this one really hits home with me. i'm leaving for sweden next week and i won't be back for almost a month. i'll need to pick up some swedish catchphrases fast if i don't want to end up in the ladies' room or something.

i can't believe it's a fake

I gave it a 2 because the Big Lebowski is a hilarious movie but that's not the Big Lebowski. It's the little Lebowski. The Big Lebowski is the rich one.

i guess i pwned myself because it's "yiddishe kop"... but it's okay because i'm not jewish.

i should've mentioned that he's probably just never seen "yiddisher kopf" spelled out before, and thinks it's "cup." that's just my guess though. anyway, he's stupid and an *sshole for trying to get max to accomodate him just because he's jewish. "our people?" give me a break.

the "yiddish cup" comment wasn't anti-semitic, it was anti-max. "yiddisher kopf" means "jewish head" in yiddish. it's a compliment to say like "he's got a good yiddisher kopf on his shoulders." he's saying that max is a bad jew and a bad person.