Haha, Americans! Isn't it funny how there are no educated people in America? I mean, I'm American and I can't figure out why I'm so f*cking stupid... it must be... like... because I'm...
...hold on... I think I got it...
....must be because...I'm...American! That must be it!
Okay, that's enough sarcasm. For all you *ssh*les know that idiot could've been from Canada or the UK.
Stop generalizing.
Quizno's uses lame sexual innuendo to sell sandwiches.
Subway just uses a former fat asses and B-List celebrities like John Cena.
In conclusion I'd rather eat at Taco Bell.
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