This site better get fully PACARD'd. I hope that newspaper is a hint of what is about to become.......

EPIC ROMAINE GRAB

I fav'd it; it was epic. I request the full film ASAP :>

sors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Seconded.

Oh god, she just rubbed against it. Please god, tell me she didn't notice my boner.............

I was expecting Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song, but that didn't happen either.

I five all Lando sites, but where is the NHL on ESPN music?

Timing is still off, even after refreshing. Needs to be repaired, sire.

I've got big balls, I've got big balls, and they're such big balls, dirty big balls. And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, BUT THIS GHOSTS GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!

GIVE ME A FIVE, YO!

I won't lie; I came.

But they sucked way, way less.

I am shocked no one here realized this was an EPIC DOMAIN GRAB.

Jesus christ, that was hot; one free internet to you, sir.

Am I on time?

This isn't edited, it's a real clip of Afro Ninja from Weezer's new video. It also features Numa Numa Guy singing the song Weezer made, Chris Crocker crying the lyrics, and other YouTube fads show up as well.

We're no strangers to love; You know the rules, and SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, THE OTHER JONES!

Your messing with Dio = You Dying In A Horrific "Pain Olympics" Style Death.

ITS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOO LATE! ARGGGGGGH!!!

Isn't this from a Newgrounds BBS thread?

We must help make this into the greatest raid ever! GO GO GO! WE NEED TO MOVE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Obviously you don't realize I like a different team altogether. GO PACKERS!

F*ck you, *ssh*le.

Henson was a bad-ass, and you all should realize this.

So are we still friends?

Do it.