If I were a woman, I would have your children barefoot in the kitchen, with a steak cooking on the grill and a stack of pornos I picked out just for you. But alas, I am a man, and can therefore offer you this humble 5.
Not only is WoW cybering the apparent pinnacle of MMORPG interaction, there seems to be a random character browsing the literary fare completely oblivious to the internetsecks mere feet away.
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