The bastard-net, those who fight productivity and civilization on the internets. With countless shadow governments, minor factions, and rogue individual actors, the bastard-net fights on against whatever pisses it off. Or whatever it feels like. All preparing for the fateful day when they have the experience and size necessary to challenge the ultimate final boss of the internets.

Meta-humor downvoting ftw.

You, sir, are a whore. Sign me up.

YTMND, 4chan, it's all dead horses. Sometimes, Churchill and Stalin work together to beat Hitler. Which is really quite appropriate in retrospect.

Song is from Lunar: The Silver Star. Also in Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete. On the L:SSSC Soundtrack, track 22, "Betrayal" Suck it, disinformation. Cite, and the stars go up.

This is a piece of sh*t. I love it.

All the good stuff has /b/een done before...

An award for dirt knowledge, making you the most qualified expert on GameFAQs. These things write themselves.

Stylish AND functional!

The amusement from the fact that this joke is so stale it's funny again has worn thin.

Five stars for being random incomprehensible sh*t without resorting to speaker-killing audio or flashing screens.

That is almost as pointless as most of the things we do on the internet.

Captain Murphy is made of win and god.

Graal was better when it was an unreliable server filled with jackasses who did nothing but PK and it was all Link to the Past spriterips.

Needs more "Kill yourself" Otherwise, very useful for time travelling adventures in the past.

Today, you have won many internets.

So it's been done. So it's been around forever. Even then, Moskau was huge, traversing the entire bastard-net. You win a cookie this time, sir. This time.

This is utterly incomprehensible. I give up for the day. Have a 3, I don't give a crap. Really, what am I supposed to do, figure this out? Man was not meant to understand such ramblings!

Hail to the King baby.

I am torn between disbelief and amusement at how this is reminiscent of Runescape combat, only more interactive.

This is useful and interesting, but not epic. Epic would involve using a grinder to grind more notch room into the cartridge, or better yet, the N64 itself.

Weeaboo gonna fail him some science! Keep that internet spirit up!

See, it's something like this why I voted http://vote5carriebushgeorge.ytmnd.com two stars. Perspective. A class shirt, horrible sound, an actual attempt, and begging us to go easy. What a combination!

Every one of these stars is well deserved for the mere mental image of Final Fantasy involving killer robots rampaging across the United States. They'd still figure out how to make the characters bland, unappealing, and emo.

Two stars, because one star is not insulting enough by itself. No, one star must imply that a site is worse than this. So absolutely devoid of value that incomprehensible sh*t looks good in comparison.

Originality is good. Timing, not so much.

I do believe you have this website confused with Myspace.

Now you fail at failing. GTFO my internets.

Aww, poor Mabes. It's alright, you can be an hero if you want to.

Somehow, you have managed to take an article with great inherent amusement value and drain it of humor with uninspired commentary, then violate its wounded flesh with an affront to music that amazingly takes an 80s hit and makes it worse. Congratulations, you have failed so incredibly hard, I'm going to give you four stars. Fifth star withheld due to a lack of failed mimicry of more adept scientology bashing.