The spyware was proven not to be there, instead the system uses variables to tell how long you look at certain ads ingame and how close you are feet-wise to said ads. It's still ridiculous as f*ck, but it's not spyware.
1st draft:
Me: Hello? BJ's pizza?
Her: Yeah?
Me: How long are your BJs?
Her: Very funny sir. *click*
2nd draft:
Me: Hello?
Her: BJ's pizza, how may I take your order?
Me: I'd like one large BJ.
*click*
3rd draft
Me: Hello?
Him: BJ's pizza, what would you like?
Me: MOMMY'S THE VICE PRESIDENT!
*click*
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