From the bike store. A wonderful lush bike store full of fried chicken wings and watermaylone. Oh yeah. It was tge tits, top erect nipple action, yeah boi! He walked in, outfitted in his finest black wife beater covered in sweat and BBQ sauce, and came up to the salesman of this fine establishment ment in his most eloquently use of the king's English said, "eh yo, give me a bike yo or else imma blap blap in you skull, yo feel me homie?" But there would be no blap blaming today, for you see today was Tickle Dickles day, and Tickle Dickles was a leprechaun that, as his name points out, rams chains saws up random people's anuses. Today was the shop keeper's day indeed, and Tickle Dickles Texas Chainsawed Massecred that shop keepers poop shoot with a level of passion and vigor unseen by mortal eyes before. The absolute horror mortified the fine customer of the dark skin and to console himself he went to grab one of the free fried chicken wings on the counter and took a bite. But when he but in he instantly spat it out, for you see on the chicken wing he thought there was BBQ sauce on it already, but it was not BBQ sauce, like that which was on his wife beater. No, it was a mix of blood and fecal matter that was thrown from the chain saw and the shop keepers anus just a few feet away. The watermaylone too was not untouched by the blood-poo either. So with that he took one of the bikes, rode away in fear and disgust into the sunset and was never heard from again. Now, wasn't that a fun filled story?
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