shows that this kind of death is not uncommon. An accident in Redmond, WA, last month, resulted in some stupid kid drowning in a puddle, two inches deep. Another incident in Beaumont, TX, saw a 10-year-old boy drown while showering.
"He picked a hell of a time to die," said the father of Morrison, Tony Morrison, "it's almost Christmas. I had got his presents already. Now I have to go back and return them. Some I bought months ago, so I'm over the 30-day return limit. Do I look like I want store credit?"
WILMAR, MN- In what has been called an 'idiotic' and 'senseless' move, 6-year-old Wilmar resident Hayden Morrison has drowned in a pond. Morrison's mother, Sandy Tucker, in an emotional press conference this morning, described exactly what happened leading up to Morrison's ridiculously stupid death.
"We went for a walk in the park, like we do every Saturday," described Tucker, "we were feeding the ducks at the pond, when my friend from work, Corinne, walks by, so she stops to talk. Suddenly, we heard a splash, and there was Hayden, floating face down in the middle of the pond."
Tucker and her friend rushed to save Morrison, but by the time they had fished him out with big sticks, he had died.
"How retarded is this kid?," inquired Wilmar Sheriff Lou Asche at this morning's press conference, "I mean, how did the kid go from being alive and well to floating face down in a duck pond?- The pond was only four inches deep! How the hell did he drown in four inches of water?"
A report released today sh
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Starting a few weeks ago I began to remove a star for every week longer this was on here. i know a downvote doesn't suffiece to much with the amount of views this site is getting from outside sources anyway. I've heard speculation that this is in chain mails too. So please, i merely ask that you put some polend ear rape in there. The effect of such an action would be amazing.
I know its already a painfully used fad, but I somehow think this would be hilarious if the version of him holding the sausage was moving rapidly with the Lol, 4kids in the bubble.... but thats just me. Anyway, 2'd for effort (not that i could do better), +2 because its funny
This does not deserve a downvote, because I did learn a couple things from this site, but i suggest that you speed up some of the frame rates, it just moved too slow.
How hard would it have been to walk around the crate and fire away? There is a whole room of trained soldiers and a general, but none of them could think of that? Awsome :D
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