No one is impressed that you can pwn a 5 year old.

No, I'm not giggling. In fact, I'm deeply saddened. I feel sorry for yer kid. She may never show you another picture her entire life. Everything she's doing is asking you, "Do you see me? Aren't I beautiful? Special?" Watch for it in things she does and says. She won't come right out and ask, of course, but "Daddy look at my picture!" is her way of asking. Quit being a selfish bastard, pop a tape in the VCR, and admire your daughter's art. Tell her it's awesome! Don't lie, but don't be a sh*t.

Heydood, You need to stop trying to please your father and be a good father to your own kid.

You are a cruel father. Way to encourage your kids.