Holy Testicle Tuesday. Excuse me, sir, I need to use the bathroom. I think it was the pate. The stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh? Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
You don't always have to f*ck her hard. In fact sometimes that is not right to do. Sometimes you want to make some love, and f*cking give her some staples too. Sometimes you want to squeeze, sometimes you have to say please. Sometimes you have to say hey, I am gonna f*ck you softly. I am gonna screw you gently. I am gonna hump you sweetly. GONNA STAPLE YOU DISCREETLYYYYYYY!!!!
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