Holy crap. it took me a split second to get it, but then I couldn't stop laughing. great!

You know that feeling you get when something creeps up on you and scares the crap out of you? If this was your goal, mission accomplished.

Great Job!

Hamburglar ftw! LoLerskates.

Or wait... maybe I was just bored and surfing the internet one day... I get the two stories confused...

Originally I thought the internet was just a big truck... but when I couldn't find anything good that way, I started crawling through a series of tubes, until I fell into one filled with Scientologists. NEDM, right? Well Sean Connery saved me and showed me around. Then some n*gg* stole my bike! Mullet Guy offered to take me back in time to get it back, but I said no thank you. Now, with no bike, and fearing the Scientologists... I just huddle in a tube and watch new YTMNDs filter in to stay warm at night.

LoL nice. Lolerskates even? I didn't realize I was feeding you crack when I showed you this site man, my bad :D