DHL is crap.
One time they forged my signature in order to prove a package had been signed for, in order to deliver it at a vacant home next door. Tracking number said it was delivered, but I called and was all like "HOW I I FOUND PACKAGE?!"
Another time they delivered a futon, and placed it at the end of the driveway, a good 25 yards from the home.
Lazy chucklef*cks.
SPOILER: HAWK GETS ASSIMILATED when he goes with Picard and Worf to disable the Borg's OMFG MULTIPLEXING BEACON which they are attempting to use to contact Borgses in the Delta Quadrant and then... sweet. Worf shoots him with a phaser. Rock on.
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