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jesus-the-magic-mexi
October 4th, 2006
8:46:05 AM CDT
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World's Smallest Swimsuit
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I have seen smaller.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 15th, 2006
9:51:58 AM CDT
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PTKFGS: peta KILLS animals!
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PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 15th, 2006
1:00:32 AM CDT
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Captain Falcon is Doomed
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I liked giant hitler before I read about the mushroom.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
3:12:11 AM CDT
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YTAZND: bbq internet
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If it's enough WTF factor for me, it's enough for you.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
3:10:44 AM CDT
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T-Rex Disco
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Give more time for the disco to set in before the other dinosaur intrudes.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
3:08:50 AM CDT
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KELLY CLARKSON
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meh
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
3:06:51 AM CDT
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holy crap, that vanishing-point knows the way out!
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Only metor fad like thing I ever found interesting.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
2:54:10 AM CDT
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lol, mario paint *ORIGINAL MUSIC RETURNED*
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I love mario paint but wheres the sense of speed? I know thats hard to do but thats what it takes to get my ever presegious rating of 5.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
2:51:16 AM CDT
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iPod + Colbert - my Green Screen Challenge Entry - IT AIRED!!! (9/28/06)
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I don't get it, who's colbert, why do people like Ipods, and why doesn't apple use correct punctuation?
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
2:41:35 AM CDT
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PTKFGS: OMG Jon Arbuckle
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Garfield + funny? Must be an alternate universe.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
2:38:19 AM CDT
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The Future of Technology is About...
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"P.S. Firefox is an equal, if not better browser, I just stick with Safari, because I'm too lazy to re-enter my favorite sites into bookmarks." Firefox can read your old internet explorer bookmarks, don't know if it works for safari.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
September 10th, 2006
2:36:28 AM CDT
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The Future of Technology is About...
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Did you know macs have whaterproof keyboards? The white desighn makes stains hard to see.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 4th, 2006
11:07:16 PM CDT
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Oil Puppet!
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Well done, but political jokes are rarely funny.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 4th, 2006
11:04:02 PM CDT
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Things are looking Bad for Cows (Now with Sync)
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I hate cows.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 4th, 2006
10:51:38 PM CDT
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Butterscotch.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 3rd, 2006
11:22:18 PM CDT
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Meat Cake
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What is wrong with you?
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 3rd, 2006
11:10:18 PM CDT
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Prime likes Doritos
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Remember back in the day when robots had lips? Those were pretty f*cked up days.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 3rd, 2006
11:08:18 PM CDT
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I forgot how much I loved mario paint.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
August 2nd, 2006
10:57:11 PM CDT
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Death and the Captain
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Why does space and funeral music always go together so well?
jesus-the-magic-mexi
July 3rd, 2006
12:20:07 AM CDT
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Tighten Up the Graphics!!1
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This is the first time I have felt like rape is a good idea.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
July 3rd, 2006
12:14:09 AM CDT
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Tom Cruise Jigs Out
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LOL! Festive scientologist dance!
jesus-the-magic-mexi
June 30th, 2006
11:18:01 PM CDT
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Machinegun Cat
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sexy?
jesus-the-magic-mexi
June 5th, 2006
12:52:48 AM CDT
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Elite Spin (Halo 2)
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No you can't.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
June 5th, 2006
12:43:27 AM CDT
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Elite Spin (Halo 2)
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I hate you so much.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 28th, 2006
8:36:55 PM CDT
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Jack Bauer saves Happy Cat
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I would watch 24 if this was real.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 25th, 2006
10:41:44 AM CDT
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Redhead Enjoys the Mystery Song (New Loop)
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-2 wanks for bottled water.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 25th, 2006
2:13:52 AM CDT
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Jesus Knows the Mystery Song
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I can get you a wife. Thats like a girlfriend except you can buy them from Russia. I can gaurentee there a chance she will arive alive.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 25th, 2006
2:12:09 AM CDT
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(
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Pedophilia seems to be in a lead over beastiality. I still can't tell which is which though. Personaly I like tits.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 25th, 2006
2:03:46 AM CDT
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Jesus Knows the Mystery Song
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Damn right I am!
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 23rd, 2006
11:25:50 PM CDT
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Mama told me...
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Those are some deprived children.
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