LOL! excellent work

Here is the most salient word you need to understand Peterguy. Anthropomorphism. an·thro·po·mor·phism n.= Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena. That is all, good luck on your epic quest for "truth".

You have the evolution of things completely wrong *insert Lex Luthor sound here*. In my humble opinion you should spend more time doing research (ie. reading any standard public college Biology textbook specifically Zoology). After doing the research you should carefully compare and weigh what is said in each book on the origin and evolution of life. Remember both books were written by human hands. Let logic and reason prevail. If nothing else, at least get the details right before you make any conclusions.

Epic!

Interesting topic. I was also glad to see that the cats did not ending up using chapstick and rampaging. +5