You're being shagged by a rare parrot.

I dunno... I always envisioned a Chuck Norris Christmas with a lot more rape.

The tone you had to choose for her voice is further proof of her man bits.

Baron Lasers, Bel Air, Alasaka and six-foot turkeys at the window? I approve.

If those are your edits, I like it.

Gross sexual imposition can get you out of a lot of sticky situations.

Fatality.

I would let this bird f*ck my head all day long.

You know what my grandfather says?

I AM RELAXED. Problem solved.

What's the song?

So much potential. I'd suggest swapping out the thermostat for a portrait of something relating to Moonman then once he brings Moonman in, have Moonman start spewing hate speech while the Simpsons look on with dumbfounded looks. Then Kramer could show up...

Saw JP in theaters: Yeas ago. I rode the Jurassic park ride: Yesterday. I came: Now. Fav'ed.

It's amazing how often b*tches resemble each other. GET IT

This deserves a higher rating.

Great track.