Fanboy t-shirts come in three sizes: Extra-large, extra-extra-large, and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY.

I like turtles.

You were supposed to use your powers for GOOD, not EVIL!

Well played, old bean.

<Arnold>It's NOT a tuba!</Arnold>

Not just a cheesecake...a fudge jelly cheesecake!

"wut about what"? Did you run out of stupid partway through the sentence?

WHY are there no HELLO KITTY UNDERPANTS in size XXL? HULK SMASH!!!

Que loco por los cornballs!

Everybody do the Blitzkrieg! Uhh! Mmm!

No, 1/3 of america is a retard. It's like Voltron, only instead of saying "FORM BLAZING SWORD", he just says "DURRR DURR DURRRR DURRR DURRRRR!"

NOT just a wookie! (A wookie?) Marshmallow...chocolate...AGGGGGHHH IT'S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN

Internet. Serious business.

NOT just a cookie!

And the secret ingredient is love...dammit!

He's checking out her golden globes.

Unfortunately nobody can be told exactly what THE MARTIX is...Mitser...Andesron.

The horse's eye! It's...it's LOOKING... at me. (I'm going to hide under the bed)

You're being watched...by Teh Gay?

It's what Frankenstein says while crashing through walls. Rrrrrr. RRRRRRRRR!!

"But....but my plastic axe has a +3 against creatures of Large size!"

...because he never changes facial expressions.

My taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahucopter goes taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahutaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokai

Huh...I always thought of billy idol as going with an alfredo sauce.

He should have taken a cue from Bill and Ted...and challenged Death to a game of Battleship.

"Let's just beam down to some planet, and boldly GO where no one has gone before."

4R3 \/\/3 N07 M3/\/?

Agreed.

...not to be confused with the geddup noise.

"you're".