I'd downvote this for the 4.04 if I were allowed to vote on my own site. :-)

5'd for 8-bit-esque distortion.

The rocketship should have been the Satellite of Love instead!

Every single ROY4L site I've ever seen has been a winner. I wish I could think of the name of the style of art that inspired this and some of the other ones, but it would suffice to say that it's the mutant lovechild of Hieronymus Bosch and Terry Gilliam. Bravo.

I laughed out loud about where it said "per second. each." Priceless.

That was supposed to say... ( LEFT ARROW ) Creator of mannotfounddog. I believe I like this.

I got one of the "stand by me"s and didn't even know it!

It is in fact my own voice. Stuff like this and The WasteCast (shameless plug: http://radio.sprawling.org/wastecast ) are my little ways of trying to make headway as a freelance voice talent...

I agree that the game was pretty fun... I never got to Hamburglar. But then, I had to play it on the real NES and only just got my hands on the ROM—er, I mean, uh...cartridge reader that fully complies with fair use. Wink wink.

The MK64 failure music is much, much closer to the Zonk music from Let's Make A Deal.

Would have liked it better without the extraneous "Do a barrel roll". This would have been counted as clever otherwise.