In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button.

kids these days

no better way to spend the fourth of july than eating your own tongue and puke

Америка, камрад!

Man, the text goes way too slow in this. But aside from that, I'm on board nuking Moon Man and all the other racist crap off the site, so five. I know I don't want to show other people this site because of stupid YTMNDs like that, because some teenager back in the day thought "I can use racial slurs, aren't I hilarious?"

good job

hello, i have an original comment to contribute that revolves around the word "whoa" and the "tree"

You could say.... I'm sorry?

i dont understand : (

I warned you about the stairs bro!!!!!! I told ya dog!

This is a ytmnd following the ytmnd format.

I bet my ytmnd can beat up your ytmnd. One star.

He learned a valuable life lesson. In the butt.

About 20 minutes in, I asked myself why I was listening to this.

I'm surprised. They actually DIDN'T forget Polanski.

holy

zmg dhas ur site sux

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Um, no he's not. He's not officially until noon tommorow. Ergo, you're wrong.

Wasn't he that guy in that Squidbillies episode that kept saying "Hey! I'm Patrick Swayze!"

Being hit with a roll of paper towels sure is painful, isn't it?

GOVERNOR OF USA

in b4 ZOMG MAX

yap...

I know it's right. I didn't run animaget five thousand times while saving and loading states to get told this isn't possible.

This reminds me of that Sub sandwhich site where this lady says something about a real woman needing a lot of meat. Anyhow have that link, par chance?

Not quite. You see, the taco is a comestible used to provide nourishment for the body while the other is a sexual organ intended to corroborate reproduction.

That's a nice text edit in, right there.

The internet.